I thought you meant bacon butties
I was going to have you sectioned
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 17:43, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Fuck no.
They're too busy eating hedgehogs for that. They wrap them in clay and bake them, then when they crack the clay open, the spines remain in the clay.

Industrious little tinkers, they are. What with that and the horse theiving.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 17:45, Reply)

+inbreeding + burgling + car stealing + tarmacing + bare knuckle boxing

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 17:53, Reply)

CHrist batts, did a gypo rape you mum or summat?
You seem to have some proper hate going on.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 8 Mar 2012, 17:54, Reply)

he hates everyone
who isn't him
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 17:57, Reply)

Not quite everyone, but close.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 17:59, Reply)

I have a real hatred of them. Genuinely.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 17:59, Reply)

I had noticed.
Hence my query as to who in you family had been violated by one. YOu alright mate?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 8 Mar 2012, 18:05, Reply)

Not bad thanks.
Up in Widnes yesterday, started work at 7.30am, finished at 23.55. Stayed the night, first meeting this morning was at 7am (setting objectives for one of my direct reports). Currently on train home, flitting between working and skiving on here.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 18:08, Reply)

Sounds shit to me
But at least you're working
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 8 Mar 2012, 18:12, Reply)

I am enjoying it. There's a set of strategic problems to fix which is just my thing and I have a good team.
Yesterday was a bit of an exception hours wise - normally I do an 11 or 12 hour day, plus an hour or so on a Sunday to prepare for the week.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 18:14, Reply)

As long as you're happy.
I'm just glum because I'm stuck at home for a couple more weeks.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 8 Mar 2012, 18:16, Reply)

Great opportunity to read a lot though it that's your sort of thing.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 18:18, Reply)

Yeah, can't find the will.
dunno why, probably depressionlols
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 8 Mar 2012, 18:19, Reply)

I like your name change. Metal in your skeleton is cool.
I have two 20cm titanium rods and six titanium bolts in my S1, L2 and L3 vertebrae
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 18:22, Reply)

I'm getting a plate in my shoulder
should get a cool scar too.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 8 Mar 2012, 18:24, Reply)

It'll be cool once it's stopped itching.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 18:36, Reply)

I wonder what heghog tastes like...

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 8 Mar 2012, 17:54, Reply)

was thinking the same thing
sounds interesting
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 17:54, Reply)

I voluteer you to be guineepig
Happy beeing-a-woman day BTW
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 8 Mar 2012, 17:55, Reply)

yay! you're the first one who remembered

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 17:56, Reply)

Do I get a biscuit?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 8 Mar 2012, 18:02, Reply)

no, but I won't throw pots and pans at you
or whatever it is us angry women are meant to do.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 18:05, Reply)

Like you could find pots and pans.
or muster the strength to throw the microwave at me.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 8 Mar 2012, 18:12, Reply)

hey! I found a frying pan just now
and I've been taking microwave throwing lessons
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 18:15, Reply)

OK, aim about south east
and throw hard.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 8 Mar 2012, 18:16, Reply)

Vermin.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 17:55, Reply)

Have you caught, killed and eaten an urban fox yet?
Thought it may have occurred to you given your domestic budget constraints
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 17:58, Reply)

they probably taste of chips
I've ofetn wondered if the seagulls round here would taste of fish and chips
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 17:59, Reply)

Squirrel.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 8 Mar 2012, 20:33, Reply)