I pissed myself laughing on the tube this morning
and got some disgusted looks as a result, because I was reading about that boy who murdered and torched his mum (who looked a bit like Becky JSBX might do in a few years, I thought) - apparently concerns were raised a few months prior to the murder bcause of an incident where he was shouting at his tie, accusing it of trying to hurt him. I haven't laughed so hard since I read the script of 'Richard McBeef'*.

*if you haven't read this theatrical tour de force I urge you to.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 9:23, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

I would shout at my tie, but my chins get in the way.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 9:25, Reply)

Take it off first, Bart.
There's always a solution if you look hard enough.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 9:26, Reply)

he can't take it off he hasn't said the safety word

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 9:29, Reply)

Damnit, you have a solution for everything.
I just downloaded the script, should be a giggle reading it tonight.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 9:30, Reply)