I currently have 3 gallons of High Strength wine
Bubbling away in my kitchen. People say home made wine tastes shit but why would I care. Its cheaper than meths!
( Peej, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 10:27, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Scarpe?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 10:28, Reply)

I'm far uglier

( Peej, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 10:31, Reply)

Hmmm chipping away at the fragile self confidence of a recovering alcoholic might have adverse consequences

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 10:34, Reply)

Best left to an expert like you eh?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 10:34, Reply)

Nah Scarpos cool in a comic book obsessive Peter Chapman doppelganger kindof way

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 10:37, Reply)

Did you use a kit or grapes or what?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 10:33, Reply)

He's boiling up tramp piss.He's been round collecting donations every evening for a month to get to the required quantity.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 10:34, Reply)

I used grapes for the first gallon which has come out rose tastes like an acceptable Zinfandel
and is clear and ready to be bottled. The other 2 Gallons are Violet wine and the kitchen smells lovely.

Kit? Are you mad? They cost money!
( Peej, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 10:35, Reply)

It's still like £20 for 30 bottles, I think that's fairly cheap.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 10:43, Reply)

My brother is making a kit of 'Barolo'
which was about £20 but I don't know the yield.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 10:44, Reply)

I think they're usually 20-30 bottles.
I found an excellent way to warm my beer up.
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(PsychoChomp, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 10:45, Reply)

with a tramp's jumper?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 10:47, Reply)

It's my farmers jumper
I wear it while hiking and at festivals and other hilariously middle class persuits.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 10:48, Reply)

You have your own farmer?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 10:49, Reply)

No I killed one and took his clothes
OBVIOUSLY
(PsychoChomp, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 10:51, Reply)

Home brewed wine is evil.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 10:39, Reply)

OMG WE@RE HEADPHONE TWINS !!!11!!!

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 10:41, Reply)

eet's got nowt on stout

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 10:41, Reply)

Not a fan of stout tbh

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 10:43, Reply)

NO FAT CHIX

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 10:51, Reply)

In what way?
The blackberry my workmate made was lovely
( Peej, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 10:53, Reply)

An ex-housemate used to brew it
The hangovers it gave were unmerciless. Granted, I may have overdone it somewhat to cause them...
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 10:55, Reply)

Wine made from smartphones. No thanks.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 10:55, Reply)

Oh you fucker
I had a mouthfull of tea!
( Peej, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 10:57, Reply)

unless you are very good at it
it will make your house stink and it will make you look like a cheap-ass twat when you try to palm it off on your friends instead of bringing a decent bottle/6pack like normal people
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 10:58, Reply)

My house smells like Voilets at the moment which is nice
And its not for other people its for me. My friends can fuck right off!
( Peej, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 11:06, Reply)

Voilets? Oo arr.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 11:15, Reply)

Oigh picked um moiself!

( Peej, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 11:17, Reply)

i wish this hadn't made me laugh
you pair of bastards
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 11:22, Reply)