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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Nice one Chompy.I note with interest that 60s boogeyman and US justice system anomaly Charles Manson is up for his 13th parole application. Whilst there isn’t a doubt in my mind that he was and almost certainly is Very Bad News, he is 77 years old. He is also inside for the Tate/LaBianca murders when there is no suggestion that he actually carried them out himself.
He’s still locked up for being the personification of the ‘dirty hippies’ who ‘ruined’ America in the late 60s as much for anything else. He is a symbol of the brief spell when ‘old skool’ America lost its grip and for that reason I suspect he’ll never be let out. They were fucking terrified of him, to the extent that he was forbidden from giving evidence at his own trial in case he somehow hypnotized the jury. Seriously.
How fucking medieval is that? Stupid cunts.
Who else is a stupid cunt?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 14:09,
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we had a market outside the office todayfucking amazing. arancini, paella, burmese curries, thai curries, chorizo sandwiches... i approve of this sort of thing.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 14:18,
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i did eat one arancini too many thoughi feel distinctly sick. still, an afternoon's inactivity reviewing schedules of dilapidations should fix that up real nice.
what are you doing for easter, al?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 14:22,
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At the risk of incurring a barrage of abuse from you about how boring I amI will be decorating my hall, running 15 miles, going to Jamie Olivers BBQ restaurant for a friends birthday and seeing the in-laws.
What about yourself?
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the first one i'm not gonna lie to you, pretty dullthe second i am jealous. the third is awesome, even as a vegetarian. make sure you order the bread - you get this amazing tower of toasted breads of all different types. the fourth, they should have bought you easter eggs. WIN. so no, you're ok this time.
me - out tonight, seeing friends tomorrow, ex on sat, working sunday, off on holiday from sunday til the following friday, wooo.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 14:36,
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You deserve a little abuse for your misuse of a reflexive pronoun.What are you, a receptionist trying to sound posh?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 14:43,
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I like the story in his autobiography about him screwing the preacher's daughter.The preacher came round to bollock him, so he gave him some acid.
"Charlie is love".
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I like his idea of 'Helter Skelter'. An apocalyptic race war is just what's required.CM for President!
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 14:16,
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samantha brick?i got told i was better looking than her today (by my brother, lest this makes it sound more exciting than it really was). and it wasn't meant as a compliment ("even you are... etc"). it could become the left-handed compliment of the day.
also did anyone see "the undateables"? still LOLing at the tourettes dude whose date was running late. "FUCKING CUNT! FUCKING WHORE!! SLUT!!" haha.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 14:16,
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What channel was that on? Want to find it online. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 14:19,
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channel 4, so it should be on the iplayer thingwas part 1 of 3. there was also a dwaff and a genuine assburger.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 14:21,
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The lad with tourettes is from SouthportOne of my friends went to school with him, supposedly he was just fairly quiet there.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 14:22,
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he had a scouse accent on himand they'd set him up with a girl in london. why? surely 200 miles is even more of a dealbreaker than being called a FUCKING WHORE?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 14:24,
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I was cringing after the radio enthusiast started eating his date's chips. It was so awkward.In fact all of it was pretty gutwrenching.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 14:48,
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Oh man, I gotta check it out(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 16:05,
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Andrew LansleyGiven that the US have a track record of locking people up for long periods for lesser crimes it seems unlikely for him to ever be paroled. Also, despite not actually carrying out the murders, most legal systems have provision for joint enterprise in crime (I listened to a programme on the radio about it last night) and he was clearly directly involved in these murders.
But more importantly he is indirectly responsible for the group Kasabian and for this reason alone should never be freed.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 14:22,
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I agree with Lansley being a fucking cunt.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 14:40,
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this sig is a lyric from some random band tell me!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 14:23,
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It's Bobby's other account.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 14:32,
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pretty medievalbut he did kinda kill some folk, so let it ride.
i'll tell you who else is a massive cnut.
The man responsible for the bloody pandas at edinburgh zoo
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details schmetailsneither did osama, or bush, or blair, but they're still responsible.
besides, it was thinly veiled spam.
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Penelope Dingle and Francine ScrayenThe difference between them is that I think Dingle has now been punished enough for her idiocy (she's dead), whereas in I hope Scrayen is severely punished for her actions (telling Dingle that only homeopathy will cure her cancer, because a psychic told her it would happen.)
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 14:39,
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He played an important part in influencing alternative music in the 90sNo-one would've listened to Marilyn Bundy
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this is correctthe oven glove told me he never sleeps in the wet patch either
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 14:54,
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Surely the wet patch is all contained within the oven glove?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 15:08,
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Whoever designed Outlook 2010 is most definitely a cuntI've just had it installed as a result of getting a new work laptop and it's fucking impenetrable. I can only assume that Microsoft employ double agents in the pay of Apple, or insane people
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I find gmail/yahoo/hotmail to be utterly retarded in comparison(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 14:58,
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What OS are you using it on?I had no problem with it on XP, but I've just upgraded to 7 at work, and it's annoying me.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 14:58,
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i agreeas a result of it's existance, it's much easier for management to badger me and make me go to meetings, and much harder for me to deny all knowledge when there's a big fucking box with 'tedious meeting you're doomed to attend, and spend 2hrs wrestling with your suddenly leaden eyelids in a warm stuffy room with some dude droning on despite your having NO input and interest in it, and a shitload of other work to do- due in 5 minutes'
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you need to prioritise your workload betterask yourself, are you busy or are you productive? If you want to have a catch up about how we can better leverage your skillset then drop me an email.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 15:05,
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Could be worse. You could have to suffer Lotus Notes. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 15:06,
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yeah it could be running on like Linux or something!! o.LOL(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 15:13,
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It once took me 3 hours to find the 'send' button on that.I asked 3 people if they could find it, and they couldn't eaither. Eventually it just appeared and we all could have sworn it was there all along.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 15:28,
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burn the witch! Put him in water and see if he floats
Or if he conjures up some floaties
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 15:04,
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inOther news I've been to hospital and have been given good drugs
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 15:11,
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Your face is a cunt.I heard it was such a cunt, someone tried to shove a tampon in your dribbling gob.
So, have I missed any flounces, bertdowns or tiffs today?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 5 Apr 2012, 15:28,
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Quentin took an overdose.And is totally dead.
RIP Quints.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 15:31,
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Just as he and Battered had become mates.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 15:35,
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I know, its a tragedy really.*sniff*
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 15:37,
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Goodbye local hero :'(www.guardian.co.uk/music/2012/apr/05/jim-marshall-amp-dies-88?newsfeed=true
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I want a Marshall fridge A LOT.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 16:13,
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His local is quite near me, whenever he had lunch there he bought a round for everyone in the place.(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 16:20, Reply)
I shall listen to this album tonight, in tribute.en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blues_Breakers_with_Eric_Clapton
*awaits backlash from Monty*
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 16:17,
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Whoever was in the bogs before me ten minutes ago is a cuntFucking HELL
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Did they not clean the glory hole after they used it?(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 5 Apr 2012, 15:42,
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well thats really quite bad, i hope taht you seek some counselling for your negative thoughts(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 16:06, Reply)
Imagine all the tributes though.It would totally get newslettered, just like that girl who died whose boyfriend is over it and getting married to someone better.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 16:08,
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Then she will remain a spinster forever.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 16:13,
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Well today's working out to be a thrill a minute /OT rollercoaster isn't it?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 16:15,
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You're not tall enough to ride on this CRAZY TRAIN.Soz.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 16:17,
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I cannot even be arsed to look it up.What is it, then?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 16:20,
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It's a 1992 turn based stratergy game.It's fucking excellent, takes probably a week solid to complete it.
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I thought it was modern street slangfor being ejected from the Roman Catholic Church.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 16:23,
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Well I'm pretty busy at the moment.Tell us about your weekend plans. That will bring /OT up to standard for a few minutes.
*goes to make tea*
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 16:23,
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If it's anything like my local pool place, it'll be jam packed full of cunts.(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 16:28, Reply)
It's almost as if pool is for cunts or something.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 16:29,
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Waiting to hear when I can see my daughter.Going to Winchester to see my dear mama. And hopefully BOSHING some MUSHROOMS at some point.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 16:27,
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I'm not really very keen on bread.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 16:42,
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JUST AS WELL COS I HAVEN'T GOT ANY, RIGHT?!!!!(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 16:43,
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two minutes to do that pre-cum thing(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 17:07,
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to fall in loveto f aaa llll in love
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 17:08,
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Hey Rory!I hear you got some turntables. Is this so?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 17:18,
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Verily, it has come to pass that I have started my mid life crisisNice piece of furniture if nothing else, two qotw mark 5's, a staton 'battle' mixer, and a couple of monitors chucked in for good measure. Have started buying up vinyl, but it's turning out fucking pricey. Any suggestions gratefully received.
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 17:27,
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cunt cunt cunty cunt(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 16:24,
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how's your moustache?(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 16:27,
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Fine, a bit damp where I've been chewing it, otherwise good.And yours?
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 5 Apr 2012, 16:28,
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luxurianthave you not used your moustache wax, yet?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 16:29,
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In hollyoaks, one guy called it his Flavour Saver. He's a homosexual irish gangster, and probably one of my favorite characters in any bit of fiction [citation needed].(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 16:41,
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hollyoaks makes those BT ads with students look like high art(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 16:45,
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HahahahaJesus Christ those ads are bad.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 16:45,
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Seems like a very similar situation to many of those held in GuantanamoWhat would happen if Derren Brown robbed a bank in the USA?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 16:42,
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Hopefully he'd be shot dead trying to escape, the dirty little queer.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 16:44,
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