My cats just given birth ! To five kittens ! Any advice on care etc ?
They're currently in the bottom of the wardrobe. Am keeping heating on, but would like to put a towel underneath them all to keep them warm. Good idea ? Bad idea ?

HELP !
(TheImmortalJenkins, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 0:18, 10 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Skin them and turn them into a jacket.
I'll buy it.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 0:20, Reply)

It would be
a fucking small jacket. They're TINY !
(TheImmortalJenkins, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 0:27, Reply)

POIDH

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 0:22, Reply)

Will take some photos in the morning. They look like rats - several of them
have no fur on their paws.
(TheImmortalJenkins, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 0:27, Reply)

Bless.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 0:28, Reply)

Unless you're lactating, I'd leave the mummy cat to the job

( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Sat 7 Apr 2012, 0:32, Reply)

Fuck off back to Meownet.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 9:37, Reply)

vet, maybe?
and where are those pictures?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 12:47, Reply)

No point in taking pictures yet
they resemble some sort of Hydra - they are all packed together in a blind, mewling lump. Have put the towel under them and they've made it through the first 24 hours, so it all looks good.
(TheImmortalJenkins, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 21:34, Reply)

Stick a penny in their throat and throw them out the window?
/ac
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 15:11, Reply)