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BBC news link to the rescue!www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-17657814
So Ol' hook hand is going to be extradited to America. Human Rights law works perfectly, I'm sure you all agree.
If you could redo your 4 days off what would you have done.
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I would have done more of the filling the preceding weekthat way I could have got more of the painting done over the weekend.
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I'm eating cheese and onion sandwiches,but get this right, the onion and chives are actually WITHIN the double gloucester cheese. How fucking crazy is that?
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probably eaten more trifle.or gone to see a jagupard cub.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 11:05,
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oh man, you badly need some trifle.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 11:18,
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My wife hates trifle as she can't stand eating stuff with mixed textures.(, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 11:18, Reply)
poor chap, hasn't had a nosh for years :'((
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 11:21,
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What about putting some of the meat from your Sunday roast in a yorkshire pudding?(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 11:23,
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Pretty sure this is gay slang.I think AA is trying to seduce you, Al.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 11:29,
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I'm pretty sure your mum is trying to seduce mewhen she's not too busy making gritty crime dramas about celebrity gossip.
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She totally isShe wants someone to help to catalogue Kroney's poo pictures while she takes unflattering photographs of celebrities.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 11:40,
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No, you've got it wrong hereI'm the fat one, not the gay one. When I talk about 'food', I'm actually talking about food.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 11:52,
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Not tripped over my own spastic feet.That's about it really, I had a really good weekend.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 11:08,
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Haha, sod offMorning Al, good weekend?
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 11:14,
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Excellent thanksGot some easter eggs, ate some of them, painted most of the hall, had the biggest bit of battered haddock from the chip shop, had roast pork made by the in-laws, managed to make it round the first 5 miles of a run in time to avoid shitting myself but my knee gave out about 2 miles later and I had to walk home.
And Arsenal beat Man City, which pleased me a lot.
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Sounds like a fantastic weekend, all in all!I only tend to get 1 or 2 eggs these days, I don't really have a sweet tooth as much anymore, so I'm never that fussed. Every year my Dad gets me one of the Green & Black's milk chocolate eggs though, they are fucking fantastic.
I saw family, got drunk with friends, laughed like an idiot, had a bleeding hand, not one hangover, and Liverpool didn't lose. Not exactly a spectacular weekend, but I've had far worse.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 11:22,
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Yes. She encourages sweaty palmed interenets to go inside and then she springs her trap.(, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 11:16, Reply)
Mate, it's a scam, all the big companies do it, they say they're having a sale, a summer sale, a spring sale, an easter sale...etc.They're only not having a sale for 24h a year, when they're closed. It allows for them to say 50% of when they've trippled their prices.
Don't be pushed into the hard sale, they'll be another open day/weekend/week/whatever in a month's time.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 11:21,
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He's still got another appeal process to go through.I enjoyed myself this weekend. Cinema, (The Hunger Games), pies and pub. Not bad really
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Dunno, it all seems pretty convolutedAre you sure? Are you really sure?? Are you absolutely really sure ???
To be sure
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 11:26,
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I probably would have had a pint of Old Empire on Friday afternoonThe rest of the weekend I'd keep pretty much the same.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 11:32,
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I went to the picture-house last night, if you use the machines you can get a student ticket.That means my fizzy pop and popped corn only came to £5.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 11:35,
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im basicly everything Eminen talks about(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 12:02,
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Nice.I once tried to use the ticket machines in Manchester when I was actually a student, and it made me go to the desk to prove it.
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i think im gonna get a monthly pass.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 12:07,
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oh! Time to wheel out this old interesting geneaological thing again:I am related to the captain of the Titanic.
fire away
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 11:36,
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Is that what you usually say when a semi-circle of men a feverishly jerking their cocks at your tits?(, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 11:37, Reply)
yesand before going down
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 11:39,
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what the fuck? captian cavy is a bird?why does nobody tell me these ethigns? where was the fucking memo?
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yeah, but you always get me and CQ mixed uphe's not a bird
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 11:43,
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He's not?So why does he keep asking me for cockgazzes?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 11:44,
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Is that why you dress as an ice queen?To commemorate his final moments?
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 11:53,
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oooh oooh, is it 'The Mac'?(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 11:39,
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Are you sure he's actually back and not just paying a look a like to be back for him?(, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 11:40, Reply)
i saw his music video for the first time in ages the other dayit hasnt aged well, lots of homoerotic 'street' black youths with earings all hanging around in a basement
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Hey QuintI am not a girl, nor am I Cavy.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 10 Apr 2012, 12:05,
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that's funny, cos someone told me you was a MASSIVE HOLE**I'm calling you a cunt here
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*opens shirt and rubs hairy nipple on monitor*(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 10 Apr 2012, 12:16,
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You dirty pink-shirted-ponce, I feel violated.Hi STunned
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 10 Apr 2012, 12:17,
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Afternoon StunnedHow was the holiday? Pick up any unusual STDs?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 12:06,
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Hola. How are things? Miserable bank holiday to come back to. It rained most of the weekend in Sarf London, well from Saturday.
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Pretty good thanks, had a very good weekend, only have a 4 day weekWith 2 gigs in between, and a payday at the end of the week. It's all good.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 12:14,
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Spanking. I get paid Friday too and I am not skint yet. Not quite.
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It's only a small payday for me, as it's only a part time jobBut it's enough to get me through the month!
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 12:18,
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What kind of crazy payday is that?Normal people get paid at the end of the month. And Monty gets paid when hell freezes over.
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US firm. 15th. You get used to it after a while.
Monty is loaded this month.
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Monty is loaded most of the timeJust not with money.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 12:21,
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Then Monty ought to be offering to purchase me a crisp cold polish lager to accompany a plate of spicy poos and dry meat.Tight fisted git.
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Pfft, no chance.I may be a cross dressing, overweight, commie shagging, 3 chinned northerner with pathetic stubble, but even I have standards.
I mean, Giggs? No chance. He's Welsh!
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 12:21,
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Parkway Drive tonight, Andrew WK on Friday(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 12:18,
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Ah yes, found it.The pdf says over 14s only, so make sure you bring some proof of age :)
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That sports presenter woman on News 24Looks like a cross between Fiona Bruce and Jane Seymour. I very much approve of this.
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Isn't it a bit odd wanking at the news?Do you turn the sound down?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 12:58,
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I'm afraid I have very little to add to this conversationbut I just wanted to join in anyway. It makes me feel like one of the cool kids.
I wish I'd watched more football. And spent less time in the supermarket.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 10 Apr 2012, 12:40,
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I enjoyed the football this weekend.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 12:50,
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I'm both shocked and saddened that with all you've both in common you two can't get along(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 13:04,
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I'm both shocked and saddened that after all the nasty things he has said about mehe still thinks that asking me for a favour would garner a positive result.
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Come on the arsenal, eh ladsforget about all this unpleasantness of yours
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 13:10,
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Too many good posters have gone, we need to rally together to save offtopic before it's too late(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 13:15,
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That's what I keep saying about you.I'm curious, you keep saying your always going to the gym, are you lying to yourself or are you just lying to the internet?
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I shaved 4 mins off my power-walk to Angel this morning.26 mins now. I almost overtook a jogger with my ludicrous striding. I'm like the fuckin' BFG, me.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 13:42,
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I would have looked for a new job.Hello all. Shitty mood today due to work problems. Boo - but also, in a shocking twist - hoo.
Had a nice time at my mother's even though the lamb was overcooked. My kid was superb, much fun was had. Yesterday was squandered though - failed to make the most of it.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 13:22,
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I need to find smallish London based online/catalogue retailers.I'm good at belittling people and dressing unprofessionally.
EDIT: and swearing.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 13:24,
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whats up with argos? are you geting fed up with having to restock the little pens?(, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 13:46, Reply)
Sounds like something I'd enjoy.Lazy request for its title, here.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 13:27,
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herewww.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b01fhrhx/Book_of_the_Week_Double_Cross_Episode_1/
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Thanks a lot.How's the beer coming along?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 13:34,
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It'll need at least another week fermenting. Well at a guess, I'm going to do a hydrometer test tonight. SCIENCE
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I can get behind the science of beer,some of the more esoteric stuff I struggle to raise an interest in. I tend to be interested in the results rather than the processes by which the results are achieved: as long as something works I don't care why. Such a disappointment to my father.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 13:38,
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It's a fairly balance of biology and chemistry.And it happens before your eyes which is nice.
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Plus you end up getting pissed cheaply.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 13:42,
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Re WWII agent yarns, are you aware of that Spanish fellow codenamed Garbo?His story is incredible.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joan_Pujol_Garcia
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 13:45,
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Just amazing, I think.EDIT righto I'm off before I get the sack. See ya.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 13:45,
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Afternoon all.I heard it yesterday, but this book is the one that the book of the week is based on: www.amazon.com/The-Double-cross-system-John-C-Masterman/dp/0300014961
A very good read it is too.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 13:51,
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