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Evening!Ow biss then me babbers?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 18:34,
256 replies,
latest was 12 years ago)
AightStyles like Al Pacino
Reno until the parcelino
The mad dino with the bambino, the gambino
Digger than Jim Colisemo
More reservoir dogs than Tarantino
Scales for Venezuela, Brown as Ni O
Making the block hotter than Jalepe OS
G. Luciano
Be wettin' shit like Pesci in "Casino"
Fifty dollar cigar seer
The Bosnia, the mafia
Don P. like Garcia
Drug Czar and the baby-Pah beater
The M-8 behind the bar-freer
The poughkenoughs, the panama skier
Down with the parmesan
Ready to comb like Vietnam with arms
'Cause the hollow-points and phenomenon
The cheddar-spreader
The killer with the gold Carretta
N-Leader
The sweater-letter with the hollow letter
Drama-setter
The patmeretta gettin' redder kids and mamma
Shredder
Infra-red clow off the armour better
The godfather, the problem solver
Coming through with the 6 shell revolver
Hot as lava
Guns skills that reel and in the 'ville I be the barber
Gangster saga, the motha-fuckin' face carver
Drums of death hold your breath
Give you a dose of shit that's dope as soda
The underworld family cosa-nostra
Pearl-handle inside the shoulder-holster
G. Luciano with a click but nothin' but N-S & Chicanos
You get hit up like Castrelano
italiano like crime familia
N- don't get familiar
Me and my goons might have to kill you
Up in New York
We play bloodsports at home court
And hold down forts
Soon as ya caught, get your dome torched
G Rap and Dj Shadow leave your bone squashed
Squeeze the chrome short, take no shorts
We judge and jury in the home court
Give you the clown corpse dead on the sidewalk
Surrounded by mad pedefors
Your whole frame laid in the white chalk
You got the smoking section
First-class tickets to resurrection
Forever destined to a place where N-S never rest in
Headed in hell's direction
Lost at the crossroads and intersection
Should've wore a vest for chest protection
Slug fill you to capacity, someone at the dance
Someone with the hand velocity of Butch Cassidy
Bitch Nigga with the audacity to blasphemy
Got yourself caught in a motha-fuckin' tragedy.
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Wotcha berk.How the devil are you?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 18:39,
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Tired mainlystupid body and it's refusal to sleep. Work is less mental though. How about you?
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Work is manicAnd I've been offered a 9 month extension, so that isn't too bad.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 18:41,
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I thought that ship was sinking?so to speak. Or is it sorted out now?
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Oh, it is.But they've offered me an extension anyway.
I'm considering my options.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 18:44,
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Nine months of guaranteed work, I supposeI guess you have to balance that with how it might look on your CV if the project goes tits up, and the hassle of finding something new.
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I'm fine thanks JeffersMy train gets into Bristol 1t a 13:14 next Saturday. What time does the drinking start?
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 18:38,
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By Wednesday, I obviously meant 'yesterday'.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 18:41,
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This is a really good question actuallyI had planned to get there early afternoon and have a good mooch, but I have no idea what time I'm supposed to be/other people are getting to the pub for.
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Oddly. I just asked the 'what time are you all getting there' question on the calendar.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 18:41,
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What time are people getting there?(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 18:41,
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I dunno.Thus why the question was raised.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 18:42,
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I think Stunned was going to get there about early afternoon too.In passing, we had mentioned going on the Great Britain.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 18:44,
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Don't bother. It's shit**Actually, it's meant to be quite interesting, but surely there are better things to do.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 18:44,
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Cough Cabot circus coughI've not been to Brizzle since it was finished.
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I was planning on getting in about lunch timeand having a quick scoot round Cabot Circus. I don't get in to Bristol very often, so I like to have a shop when I can.
I can meet you at the station if you like - anyone else who fancies it can come along too.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 12 Apr 2012, 18:49,
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If you are meeting anyone at the station who you've not met before.Send them a text saying you're a black dude with natty dreads. Trust me, it's funny as fuck.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 18:51,
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You'd have to be *really* stupid to fall for that...(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 12 Apr 2012, 18:51,
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I know what b3th looks likefacebook innit. And thankyou b3th for your kind offer, I'm not sure what I'm doing yet or who I'm meeting up with but I shall surely let you know :)
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*reads*I'd rather do my own thing
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 18:56,
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hehIn the market for anything in particular?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 19:00,
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I can take her to Ann SummersShe can upgrade her average sized boyfriend.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 12 Apr 2012, 19:04,
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Slightly under average actuallybut the ones in Ann Summers scare me.
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My friend and I got told off for taking photos in there.(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 12 Apr 2012, 19:10,
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I saw numerous ads in Amsterdamfor a company that were much more, erm, aesthetically pleasing. If I were in the market for one (and could remember the name of the bloody company) I'd get one of those.
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Well, I'm going round the shops anywayso if anybody wants to join me, they're welcome.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 12 Apr 2012, 18:57,
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Cabot Circus isn't very good.If they haven't got what you want in the first shop, they won't have it in any of the others as they all sell the same things.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 18:58,
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I know.But they have the Debenhams for my make up, and the Thomas Sabo shop so I can get a new charm for my bracelet.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 12 Apr 2012, 18:59,
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Well, let's home they have a blue cross sale on and you can save a few quid.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 19:00,
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The make up is a concession stand, so it's not usually included in blue cross sales.Only other place I can get it is John Lewis at Cribbs, too. Stupid exclusive make up.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 12 Apr 2012, 19:03,
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Why do you wear make up and perfume?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 19:04,
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Sadly not.You did see my facebook status yesterday, didn't you? That was based on me not wearing make up.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 12 Apr 2012, 19:07,
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I was expecting the standard reply of 'because women are ugly and they smell'Sorry - I didn't mean 'you' I meant 'wimmin' in general.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 19:07,
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It's nice to have a mooch thoughparticularly if you don't get to go often. Oxford's shit for shopping.
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You could take the girls shopping.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 18:51,
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Yeah, if there is no culture, I'll do that.(
Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 18:53,
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We've got loads of culture. I'll link you some options.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 18:55,
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Here you go.visitbristol.co.uk/things-to-do
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 18:55,
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I fancy the ArnolfiniIt depends on the weather. I was hoping to have a trip on the water taxi.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 18:59,
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The water taxi is quite good.You can go to The Cottage, The Nova and The Pumphouse.
A mini pub crawl.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 19:01,
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I like it when a plan comes together(
Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 19:03,
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All three pubs will be quite busy in the run up to kick off.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 19:05,
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I can get there whenever I likeyay for cars and bashes that aren't miles away
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 18:48,
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Hmm, I've just checked train times and prices.Cheapest I could get would be £59 each there, £58 each back, that's before finding a hotel. So it looks unlikely that we'll be coming, even with the recent job offer.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 12 Apr 2012, 18:46,
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That's a real bloody shamewhich job were you offered, and are you taking it?
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One I was interviewed for in January and didn't get at the time.They rang me last Thursday and asked if I was still interested and I said yes. Only until end of May initially, probable extension to September and, hopefully, permanent after that.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 12 Apr 2012, 18:50,
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Grant work for the Big Lottery Fund.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 12 Apr 2012, 18:53,
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Oh I vaguely remember you saying about thatwas it one you particularly wanted/will look good on your CV or is it just a gapfiller til you find something better?
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I really fancied the job at the time and still do.I reckon it'll be interesting.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 12 Apr 2012, 20:39,
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EasyJet will fly you down on Saturday morning for £34.99 and take you home Sunday evening for £39.99*
*No idea if that includes tax/extras or not.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 18:50,
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*rubs chin*I'd forgotten about SqueezyJet, although there's still taxes, transport from airport etc to factor in. I shall discuss with the missus, whom I'm about to go and pick up.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 12 Apr 2012, 18:51,
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If you can't make it, then worry ye not.I'm sure Monty and Stunned are going to have another night in September.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 18:52,
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Barry, I'm going to ask you a serious question here, and I want you to answer it honestly:Are you in fact a cloth-eared quender?
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I'm worried, Jeff.What if it doesn't stop fucking raining by next Saturday? What then, eh?
I'm only going to be wearing converse type shoes.
Well, not *only* those, but you know what I mean.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 12 Apr 2012, 18:51,
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No.Should I?
Not after I got described as 'like a skinny Jimmy Carr'.
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Take no notice of the nasty lady.You might enjoy yourself.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 19:06,
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Yeahjust let the nasty words go over your head.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 12 Apr 2012, 19:08,
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b3th.Behave yourself. If Dozer comes along all of the beautiful people will come out as well, just to be associated with such a good looking example of a man.
We'll be cool by association.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 19:10,
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You'd be better keeping your bollocks hidden. Especially round this lot.(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 12 Apr 2012, 18:54,
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You're not the boss of me!Also, change your sig.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 12 Apr 2012, 18:55,
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All good. Person offered the job to be my new PA at work has accepted the job and starts on Monday. This will make life considerably easier.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 18:51,
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Good work.Did you hire her because she is has outstanding PMO skills or because of her diary management skills, or just because she is quite pretty and has great tits?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 18:54,
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Skills and the ability to keep me in line and manage me. I have done the whole "poke the payroll" thing in the past and had my fingers burned. Am enjoying this job too much to want to fuck it up, particularly as I am hoping for a contract extension. Plus my wife's tits are awesome so they do me very nicely.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 19:06,
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I'm interested to know how you managed to get cystitis of the fingers.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 19:09,
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Tell me, everyone.......if you have your dream job*, and then some new people come in and your dream job is still your dream job, but its turning into your OK job and looking eventually to be your nightmare job, what would you do?
I really don't like my new manager, everyone thinks he's a cock, he's just not compatible with the team. I'm very needy and need to be told stuff I do "rocks", "is awesome" or "Holy shit"... I'll even accept "OK", "That Sucks", "You're Shit" or "What the fuck do you think you were doing?".
What I don't like to hear is "Why didn't you run this by me first? If you have time to do that, then you have time to do this. When you updated the the system last week and it broke it took us 3 hours to fix it"... espech when I would have fixed it in about 20 minutes if they just let me debug it rather than having to explain every 10 seconds what I'm debugging and having to explain the entire layout engine which was entirely irrelivent, and then I told them what code to change to fix it.
I got no problem with saying what I've done is shit, what I do have a problem with is someone saying they don't have confidance in me to do the job. My little crazy ideas last week saved someone having to manually enter 5k lines into a database one by one. My little crazy idea the week before resulted in a competition on the site go from 6 enteries in week 1 (with lots of "WHY ISNT ANYONE ENTERING???") to 60 enteries in week 3 PLUS some of them getting over 100 likes on Facebook. My little crazy ideas, pretty much once every couple of days someone comes across something they can't eaither stops them doing their job or makes their job a lot LOT longer/harder.
RANT RANT RANT.
* in everything but pay.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 19:26,
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Once you launch your super appyou can tell them to shove their job conditions up their arses.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 12 Apr 2012, 19:29,
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I got a thinggy that I know will sale well, it's not packaged or designed in a way that I could release it into the wilds, but it would only take a week to do that.It's a plug-in for Wordpress that allows for the "Read on...." "Commented on..." and whatever action I want (that facebook allows). As far as I can see, and I've looked, I'm the first to do this successfully to the point of it being in a public working site.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 19:35,
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Just remember us when you're richer than Bill Gates.(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 12 Apr 2012, 19:36,
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Haha, I don't think I could forget ,)(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 20:03,
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Document what you've achieved over and above what you core tasks are.Pointing out the benefits to the company.
Might be worth speaking with your senior manager and asking if you can work without supervision or if your reporting line can be changed as it is becoming increasingly clear that your current manager doesn't like the work you're producing, but your previous manager was very happy with it.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 19:30,
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I think I did something very telling today.I was supposed to have a review today with the big huncho, but he was out of his office. I then saw him at the end of the day and he appologised, so I asked if I could reschedual for next week, and he said yes. Big huncho said "I'll bring [new manager] in on it" and I said "Maybe if it's possible to have him there for half the time?" and he smiled, winked and said 'no problem'. I'm such a sucker for a smile and wink.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 19:33,
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How long have you been in the employment of PD?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 19:36,
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Just think yourself lucky you'll never have to find out.I'm a fucking nightmare.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 12 Apr 2012, 19:39,
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Write rude stuff about him in Permanent marker on the bog door (
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 19:34,
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They'll know it was him.I can't imagine anyone spends more time in the office traps than Gonz.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 19:37,
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If it's spelled right, he'll get away with it.(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 12 Apr 2012, 19:37,
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good point Jeffers, come to think of it 'Mike fcukd his dad lst nite' might give the game away(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 19:39,
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If he does that, he could sell the idea to Battered who'd probably launch a international marketing campaign for French Connection.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 19:40,
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Funnily enough they were a client of ours before I sold the company. We told them that the whole FCUK thing was outdated, chavvy and made new young consumers dismiss the brand.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 19:46,
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Are things really that bad around here?I'm still annoyed that my 'Pay As You Grow' comment got the LOLZ it deserved.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 19:50,
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I'm in marketing as well.Whodathunkit? I specialise in marcomms though.
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Haha, I remember when soemoen in primary school someone wrote some rude words on the blackboard...... and they got the police in and did hand writting analysis. Now I'm 28, I call BULLSHIT. Ditto with fingerprints and the fire alarm.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 20:04,
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This is why i work for myself.Even though I'm a cunt it's all better this way.
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blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 12 Apr 2012, 20:25,
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I see Mel Gibson's up to his old tricks again.(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 12 Apr 2012, 19:50,
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It's all right.It's okay. Doesn't really matter if he's old and grey.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 19:52,
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Your earworms cannot harm me!I have a Danse Macabre shield in my head right now.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 12 Apr 2012, 19:55,
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best internetwww.briansewell.co.uk/brian-sewell-written-word/brian-sewell-soundboards.html
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Just over a year, I'm gutted really I took care of this one and it fucking died anyway. Looking at a Skoda at the weekend. I will call it Seve.
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Took care of it by driving to Bristol from Wales when spannered......(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 21:51,
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You've had a Mondeo call Monty.I think you should get a Jaguar called Jeff next.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 20:19,
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Oh god oh god oh god.Only thing better would be naked Alexander Skarsgard in your room.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 12 Apr 2012, 21:18,
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I genuinely don't know if I could deal with that thoughI'd probably make a total, utter arse of myself.
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Apaprently, since he's been single, he's been a total boy-slut.*goes off to happy place*
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 12 Apr 2012, 21:24,
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Eric. And Spike.But not Bill or Angel.
It would appear I like my vampires blond and fun.
Sam is a meh. As is Alcide. Too furry.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 12 Apr 2012, 21:40,
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I always preferred Spike to AngelAngel was such an emo moper. Sam is a biiiiiiiig yes, as is Alcide.
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I've got no idea what you two are going on about.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 21:44,
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You know those threads where you boys talk about which 'starlet' would 'get it'?This is the girly equivalent.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 12 Apr 2012, 21:52,
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You want to kick some poor blokes back doors in.Ooh-err matron!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 21:53,
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I don't do weights.I just have a bit of a cycle, or a bit of a jog.
This evening, I had a cycle and watched the darts.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 21:56,
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I just dun a loltastic reply to QOTW.No tramp murdering, corpse viewing or encounters with TV's Paul Ross this time.
You should all be very relieved.
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I thought it best not to directly pick on or belittle a fellow site user.At least on the main QOTW.
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He is an exception to that rule. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 21:46,
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I suppose this makes me the bigger man.Which, from what I've heard, and even for me, isn't saying much.
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Bollocks.I was going to go ahead and book for Jeffstock, but in the 90 minutes I was out of the house the fucking return train tickets have doubled in price. Checked out Easyjet and I'm fucked if I'm getting up at stupid o' clock on Sunday morning to get a flight back.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 12 Apr 2012, 21:53,
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Save your beer tokens for a London bash if that's easier.JeffStock is bound to be shit.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 21:54,
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I'm trying to stop DG from wasting money.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 21:58,
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It had better not be shitnot if it's costing me god knows how much in train fare and hotels.
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It'll be all kinds of awesome.If it isn't, you can push Jeff off the boat.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 12 Apr 2012, 22:02,
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I'll probably fall off/over anyway.I can't seem to drink there without getting some sort of injury.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 22:07,
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It won't be as big a waste of money as the time I decided to treat PD and Battered.I shelled out and got them tickets to go to Alton Towers.
They were proper sad when they got there and found they were only tall enough to ride on the tea-cups.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 22:07,
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Poor little buggers couldn't even see over the side of the log flume.(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 22:10, Reply)
That ride has been renamed 'The Kroney'.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 22:11,
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How far from the airport is the city centre?(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 12 Apr 2012, 21:59,
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You can get a bus.Hang on. I'll find out for you.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 22:04,
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A tenner on the bus - returnhttps://flyer.bristolairport.co.uk/onlinebooking.php
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 22:04,
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If anyone does go through the airport duty free shop, tell them I said hello.(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 12 Apr 2012, 22:07,
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That makes you sound like a prolific shoplifter.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 22:11,
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Why do you think I don't work there any more?(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 12 Apr 2012, 22:13,
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Because you were getting scared of the flying metal dragons that you kept seeing through the window.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 22:14,
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Cheers.It appears we can fly back at 9.30pm on the Sunday, but we'd have to fly down on the Friday evening as the only 'plane on saturday morning is at 7am.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 12 Apr 2012, 22:07,
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This place in within walking distance of the cider boat/shopswww.rocknbowlmotel.com/rates.html
For a hostel, they appear to have private double/twin rooms with bathroom.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 22:10,
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Have we all done Bertlols about this story?www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-17690997
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Of course.How could I have missed that? I must be SHORT sighted.
lololololololololol
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Seems that it's just you and Dozer.Where is everyone?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 22:28,
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berk's frigging herself senseless over Alexander SkarsgardDunno where everyone else is.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 12 Apr 2012, 22:31,
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She won't answer.She's gonna have a fag before breaking wind and then going straight to sleep.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 22:34,
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Or your 'curtain pole' as you know it.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 22:37,
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I'm guessing they are all imagining they are Alexander Skargard.Just to try ruin Berk's wank, she'll never get the imagine of everyone else out of her head.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 22:33,
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I'm sure that wouldn't be enough to put me off(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 12 Apr 2012, 22:37,
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You can prove it on the cider boat.You can have a wank whilst we all annoy you.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 22:38,
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If she can manage it then she's a lot more single minded than I am.(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 22:39, Reply)
I'm herebut I have little to say
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 22:40,
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Do you have opinions on Alexander Skarsgard?(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 12 Apr 2012, 22:41,
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i googled and I don't feel that strongly about himyou guys can have him
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 22:43,
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Well.What's up in Cavy Land then? All ready for back to school on Monday?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 12 Apr 2012, 22:43,
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I went in today for a few hoursprobably will tomorrow, too. Got the marking out of the way, just the rest of the paperwork now.
I just bought a new run/cage thing for the pigs.
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 22:46,
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I'll bet she hasn't done her homeworkAnd her lunchbox (which is actually an empty 2 ltr ice-cream container) is still in her bag from before she broke up - and it's still got half a sandwich in it.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 22:46,
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Her lunch box is awesome.It has a dinosaur on it.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 12 Apr 2012, 22:47,
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Does it have a matching thermos flask?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 22:48,
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no, it's only a little one which just fits in a sandwich(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 22:48,
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What happens if you fancy a sandwich, some crisps and a Trio.Does your lunchbox cope?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 22:49,
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the other things have to be loose in my bagI live onthe edge
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 22:51,
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next event is about 3 weeks awayFirefly larp is months away, but I'm getting all excited about it already.
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 22:55,
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Is Firefly the one wit the courtesan?and the girl who was on Stargate Atlantis?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 12 Apr 2012, 22:59,
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there is a courtesan, yesnot sure which one was in stargate atlantis, though
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 22:59,
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Kayleedidn't realise she was in SA
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 23:03,
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I always have more homework to do(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 22:48,
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Well, this is dull.Shall we do an /ac subthread?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 12 Apr 2012, 22:56,
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i don't have /ac on this computerit was getting embarrassing
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 22:57,
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I have no idea what that means.But I've just got back from a mammoth port and cheese evening round my aunts with the famo. My family is ace.
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Very well ta. I never thought I'd say this but I don't think I can drink any more port, I'm going to burst. What's going down?
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Camebert is my new favourite cheese. Now I'm drinking Leffe and smoking Lucky Strikes whilst listening to SBTRKT, been a good day if I ignore the hassle with birdz.
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I love pretty much all cheese.But a good, well matured and runny camembert is wonderful.
Are you still dabbling in house?
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Course bruv Came across this on my daily Youtube groove hunt today, it's mega; youtu.be/Jt1RiNZWnpY
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I like that.DJ Sneak just mixed the latest Fabric comp. Straight up boompty house.
It is rather good.
HOUSE EDIT: You should also look out for Maya Jane Coles and Lord of the Isles on your tune hunts.
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I've found a Dmitri from Paris mix that's amazing. But it's on Spotify and just says Dmitri Mix so I have no idea where it's from or what it is, and more annoyingly I can't find a tracklist. There are some absolute bangers on it.
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You should get on to FACT and Resident Adviser.Loads of podcasts and mixes.
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Resident Adviser is bare cliquey though fam. I'm onto Dmitri's essential mix now, tasty stuff.
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I believe you have to call it cannonbear these days(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 12 Apr 2012, 23:17,
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Anyone still up?I just got in.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 23:46,
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Good manIt's the only way.
Where've you been tonight?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 23:50,
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Round my aunt's.For a belated birthday do with the whole family. I am full to the brim with port and cheese, I had a lovely time. What's kept you out til the wee hours?
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Just been to see the most amazing band - Volcano the BearWords cannot describe how impressive they are to watch.
This is the second time I've seen them and both times rank amongst the best gigs I've ever been to
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