I wouldn't give you the chance.
Betty Boo's been on my 'not just would, but most definitely will at some point, until her fillings rattle' list since she was in the excellent She Rockers. 'On Stage' is a fucking excellent record.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 8:15, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Quite agree.
Alison something-or other would have the 'do' done to her.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 8:18, Reply)

Hammond?
You dirty cunt, Jeff. She's a fucking warthog.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 8:21, Reply)

Clarkson.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 8:34, Reply)

Moyet

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 9:07, Reply)

WONDERLAND

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 9:19, Reply)

Hmmmm.
homepage.ntlworld.com/t.woof/gigs/BettyBooIMG_6978-av75.jpg
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 8:20, Reply)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Who is that beast, and what has she done with my dear, sweet Betty Boo? Whoever she is, I only would once, and probably wouldn't tell anyone.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 8:22, Reply)

Woman in "ageing" shocker

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 8:41, Reply)

How can she have done this to me?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 8:42, Reply)

Selfish bitch

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 8:43, Reply)

She's going to regret this, I'm telling you.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 8:44, Reply)

Woof is about right!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 10:00, Reply)

Haha!
Tony Woof!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 9:10, Reply)