Today is officially CP's day to fuck with idiots on the 'phone,
20 mins ago...
Ring ring '**m ****y Good morning' (how I always answer my home/work 'phone during working hours)
'Right, I've got a problem with your tape and I want you to come over RIGHT NOW to sort this out, this is costing me a fortune and I'll be passing these costs over to you, now when are you going to get here!!'
'OK, can I ask where you are, what company you're from and..'
'FUCKING TYPICAL, I want someone here to sort this out NOW!'
'OK, I'll use my powers of telepathy to work out where you are, what the problem is and then I'll use my teleportation powers to appear at your side in the next three seconds, will that be OK?'
'splutter splutter I'll call your MD and fucking report you, no, better still I'll fucking drive up to Milton Keynes and tell him to his face and'
'Let me stop you there, I no longer work for (my old company) you were never a customer of mine if you're south of MK and, for what it's worth I couldn't give a flying fuck at a rolling doughnut about your costs. Now go fuck yourself you twat'
'Phone down.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 9:49, 6 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Oh man, you're like totally my new hero
I can't believe that anyone would EVER talk to someone on the phone like that. You've opened my eyes to a world of possibilities.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 9:52, Reply)

I would like to complain about your telephone manner in the strongest possible terms.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 9:54, Reply)

I would like to complain about your complaint in the strongest possible terms.
If, of course, that is your real complaint.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 9:57, Reply)

*complains*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 9:57, Reply)

whoop Milton keynes is awesome

(PsychoChomp, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 9:56, Reply)

I would like to complain about Milton Keynes in the strongest possible terms.

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 9:58, Reply)

Overruled.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 9:58, Reply)

Nicely done

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 13 Apr 2012, 9:56, Reply)

So when are you going to come down and sort out my problem with this tape?
You hung up before I could find out.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 9:57, Reply)

What a twat, eh?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 9:57, Reply)

I'm posting about this in QOTW

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 9:58, Reply)

Stick a pencil in the hole and rewind the tape back in
sorted!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 9:57, Reply)

Hahahha Memorex C90 lolz

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 10:00, Reply)

I bought a whole load of C120 tapes when I got my first car
and spent ages compiling playlists. I was almost dissapointed when my dad bought me a multi CD player for the car for christmas.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 10:05, Reply)

I hope you complained about the CD player in the strongest possible terms.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 10:08, Reply)

He booked my car into Halfords on boxing day to get it fitted.
So I took my car along and thought I'd walk into Brighton but then after walking for about an hour I realised that everything was closed so I walked all the way back to Halfords but found that the Dixons next door was open so I could buy a memory card for my Playstation 2 and a copy of Grand Theft Auto Vice City (or it might have been Tony Hawks 4, I don't really remember)
(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 10:11, Reply)

I think it was Grand Waterproof Trousers Auto.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 10:13, Reply)

You had to run around a city in the rain and then admire how dry your legs were.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 10:14, Reply)

I've told you already!
I'll teleport down as soon as I've telepathically worked out who you are and where you're calling from!
Weren't you listening?
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 10:00, Reply)

Cheers



Cheers.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 10:00, Reply)

Australia is too far to teleport to

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 10:01, Reply)

thats the last time i hire someone to make a mixtape for a girl.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 11:03, Reply)