I'd really rather prefer it if you didn't touch it at all,
I'm all about the id, it's why they call me the squid.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 22:02, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Inky.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 22:02, Reply)

he's all over the octo
pussy
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 22:03, Reply)

The name's Cavy. Captain Cavy.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 22:04, Reply)

Me name's James Bond. James Bond.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 22:09, Reply)

Licensed to Quend.
In your new film, 'Quender of Solace'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 22:13, Reply)

I wouldn't stoop that low.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 14 Apr 2012, 22:04, Reply)

Another height gag.
Bravo.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 22:08, Reply)

They should just grow up.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 22:09, Reply)

Do I sense you're getting a little 'Foxtrot' about this?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 14 Apr 2012, 22:10, Reply)

Say what you like about Darth... no, go on.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 22:11, Reply)

No way.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 22:13, Reply)

Aw. I loves ya really.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 14 Apr 2012, 22:14, Reply)

They put me on the popular page for telling one
It wasn't even that good.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 22:12, Reply)

What did you say?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 22:12, Reply)

Something about children's clothes

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 22:14, Reply)

Oooh. You're a right old meanie.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 22:14, Reply)

I'm a right cunt and no mistake
But I think the real villains here are the ones who clicked it.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 22:16, Reply)

Yeah.
Because when Battered was going on about getting a new mobile and I said he should switch to 'Pay As You Grow' no one clicked that.

I think people are trying to get you in trouble.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 22:17, Reply)

Either that
or you're just shit.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 14 Apr 2012, 22:17, Reply)

I am shit.
You ain't wrong.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 22:18, Reply)

I've clicked this

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 22:19, Reply)

Now you're trying to get *me* in trouble

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 14 Apr 2012, 22:20, Reply)

I've clicked it as well

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 22:20, Reply)

A brief look reveals that I have two insults on the popular page.
Yay me.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 14 Apr 2012, 22:25, Reply)

yeah,fuck you innit

(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 22:25, Reply)

You loved it, you slag

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 14 Apr 2012, 22:26, Reply)

s'pose
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 22:29, Reply)

What have you and Al fallen out about?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 22:30, Reply)

Who got the last pie

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 14 Apr 2012, 22:32, Reply)

I can't stand the bloke, he is a prick and always has to have a pop. I don't care if this is the internet and it's not meant to be serious he is a fucking wanker.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 22:35, Reply)

People only click on your posts
So you don't feel obliged to post pictures of YOUR FACE.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 22:26, Reply)

The internet couldn't take that level of awesomeness.
I mean, if i break mirrors and camera lenses, imagine what I'd do to the entire world wide web.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 14 Apr 2012, 22:27, Reply)

Proper little Samantha Brick aren't you.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 22:28, Reply)

It's why people dislike me.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 22:31, Reply)

I've just listened to your link.
I approve.

But then, I do like me some real rap.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 14 Apr 2012, 22:31, Reply)

IT'S HIP HOP

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 22:33, Reply)

It can't be hip hop if there's no hook

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 14 Apr 2012, 22:35, Reply)

you whizzle?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 22:36, Reply)

I'm the polar opposite of her.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 14 Apr 2012, 22:31, Reply)

+bear

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 22:34, Reply)