Are you dole scum?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 11:37, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Apparantly so...
But the cheque is a tax rebate rather than a gyro
(Apothecaries' weight - I'm a cyborg, but that's OK, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 11:38, Reply)

You get a tax rebate on dole payments?
unbelievable
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 11:40, Reply)

It's health and safety gone mad.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 11:41, Reply)

h
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 11:47, Reply)

Disgusting, isn't it?

(Apothecaries' weight - I'm a cyborg, but that's OK, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 11:46, Reply)

I wrote to my MP on friday telling him to get my council tax reduced or I'll vote for someone else.
Hilariously I'd never vote for him anyway.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 11:48, Reply)

Don't you lived in shared accomodation?
So your share can't be that much
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 11:50, Reply)

I have a housemate, but as far as I can tell my entire street was misbanded.
So we're all C but should be B, 8 houses have sucessfully challenged but they never bothered to change the rest even though they are all two bed flats built at the same time, 4 identical flats in my building are changed, it's stupid.
p.s. it'll be about £18 a month difference for me, but I've been there two years so if it goes through I'll get £430 rebate.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 11:52, Reply)

Fair enough, isn't it upi to you as the resident to drive the rebanding?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 11:54, Reply)

well, yes.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 11:56, Reply)

Yes, but it seems ridiculous that when one residance in a building is rebanded then they don't do the lot.
Anyone who even just drove down the street would be able to spot it.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 11:56, Reply)

I think they are quicker to reband the lot if it goes up a band.
They're less keen to do so if their revenue is to go down.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 12:02, Reply)

That's what I was moaning about,
it should be about accurately collecting tax not gaining revenue.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 12:09, Reply)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 12:10, Reply)

Mine costs about £1400 a year
If I moved 1/4 of a mile east into the borough of Wandsworth it would be £606
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 11:54, Reply)

£1200 for me, for a 2 bed flat... in milton keynes.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 11:59, Reply)

That sucks, Richmond is the most expensive in the country i think, bastards

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 12:02, Reply)

Shocking isn't it.
Someone posts on here, they appear to be quite normal, but no. It turns out they are a scrounging scumbag with made up "health reasons" for not working.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 11:40, Reply)

The bastards
Perhaps I should just divvy it up to pay back the honest workers
(Apothecaries' weight - I'm a cyborg, but that's OK, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 11:43, Reply)

Good plan
then DYAAKY
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 11:47, Reply)

What's DYAAKY?

(Apothecaries' weight - I'm a cyborg, but that's OK, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 11:51, Reply)

Delete your account and kill yourself

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 11:52, Reply)

I'll put it on the 'to do' list

(Apothecaries' weight - I'm a cyborg, but that's OK, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 11:54, Reply)

good lad

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 11:56, Reply)

I do my best

(Apothecaries' weight - I'm a cyborg, but that's OK, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 12:03, Reply)

it's all anyone expects round here
So tell us about yourself AW
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 12:04, Reply)

What is it you'd like to know?

(Apothecaries' weight - I'm a cyborg, but that's OK, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 12:05, Reply)

Err
I dunno, what are you into? Where do you live? Why are you here?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 12:05, Reply)

Why are they dole.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 12:06, Reply)

Careful or he'll complain to qotw about you

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 12:12, Reply)

What?
Has someone already done that? Or is just that this weeks question has been contained some really petty jibes?

There have been a few really stonking stories though, so it's not all bad.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 12:14, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/twattery/post1588258
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 12:18, Reply)

I've just seen that
What the fuck is wrong with people on this board? It's no wonder it gets so much stick, you can't say anything without people getting their frilly knickers in a massive twist about it.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 12:20, Reply)

Don't make me delete you again...

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 12:21, Reply)

i read that as "filthy knickers" at first
this shows what i think of al.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 12:24, Reply)

I'd just had a shit morning and I was a little cranky
Besides you being the catalyst for me posting it - it wasn't entirely about you.. I've already apologised once - need me to do it again?
(Apothecaries' weight - I'm a cyborg, but that's OK, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 12:24, Reply)

Send him a cock gaz
Al loves cocks.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 12:30, Reply)

Or bumhole pics
never forget the bumhole pics
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 12:35, Reply)

I just got a really nice macro
Clegnuts and all. Just say the word Al and it's yours
(Apothecaries' weight - I'm a cyborg, but that's OK, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 12:43, Reply)

you should tell the tale of how you lost your virginity
and the first time you took LOLDRUGZ.

lots of people on QOTW love that kind of story.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 12:32, Reply)

I could've deleted the thread
But I figured that'd just me look even worse. The complaint was genuine, but I figure my method was a little off
(Apothecaries' weight - I'm a cyborg, but that's OK, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 12:15, Reply)

Thread deleting is considered the most heinous of crimes by some people.
Go and do it, then sit back and enjoy the reactions.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 12:19, Reply)

I think being a pathetic twat and then bitching about it in a passive agressive fashion is worse.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 12:24, Reply)

You could always write in QOTW about it...

(Apothecaries' weight - I'm a cyborg, but that's OK, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 12:27, Reply)

He ent dole he's on incapacity benefit.
There's a big difference. He's had to lie to his GP about his 'mental problems' for a start.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 12:12, Reply)

Who is he? and how do you know so much when he is new/

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 12:13, Reply)

Rory is omniscient

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 12:16, Reply)

He's already posted about not working as he's been signed off by a Doctor. As he's posting here it aint too much of a leap to suggest that he's crippled by made up mental health problems

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 12:16, Reply)

Also it looks like they aren't really incapable of working if they can go back to Uni.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 12:24, Reply)

I was thinking I could study from home, seeing as I can't afford to go to university -
neither do I have the relevant qualifications to get in
(Apothecaries' weight - I'm a cyborg, but that's OK, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 12:25, Reply)

I was expecting an impertinant response sorry,..
I live on the Isle of Wight which is a fascinating place no matter what they say.. I spend most of my time fixing or building computers, when I'm not doing that I'm listening to or attempting to make music, gaming and sitting around on the dole. Trying to get back into some sort of education at the moment through the OU in history, language or something else that's vaguely relevant to my interests - preferably something that might land me a job elsewhere in the country sometime in the future.. How about yourself?
(Apothecaries' weight - I'm a cyborg, but that's OK, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 12:13, Reply)

The OU is in milton keynes.
I approve.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 12:15, Reply)

All you need to know is that I'm the best one here

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 12:18, Reply)

The other day I was watching This Morning and they had some student prostertutes on, they said phone in if you want some more information.
They wouldn't give me a single phone number.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 12:39, Reply)

more people should take this sage advice

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 11:51, Reply)