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What's the worst Film you've ever seen?
I think mine has to be either, Babylon AD or Sex and the City.

Alt: When did you last have the option of a normal or a large pasty and if you recall correctly you had the large and very nice it was too?
(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:00, 205 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

"Open Water" was the worst film I've ever seen, althopugh there was unexpected minge
Alt: most pastys are disappionting, the potential is there, but chains/supermarkets fuck it up.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:02, Reply)

Thankfully I live right in pasty central
even the mediocre ones are delicious.
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Peej, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:06, Reply)

You live near Greggs?

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:11, Reply)

WHOS GOT MORE REPLIES NOW YOU PRICK???!?!?!?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:26, Reply)

hahahaha

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Peej, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:27, Reply)

"War Of The Worlds", definitely
I think it was made worse by the fact I had to fucking pay to watch it.

Alt: Ape has it exactly right here.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:03, Reply)

I went to the cinema to see the remake of War of the Worlds
It was worse than the time I went to see Hollow Man and didn't get paralyzed.

Last pasty I had was homemade by my Brother, it was large, they don't come in any other size. Yes it was very nice.

*edit* AA Mindpiss
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Peej, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:03, Reply)

Haha
Btw, have you seen Al's comment below?
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:15, Reply)

Lost Boys.
Worst film in the fucking universe, bar none.
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Kroney, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:04, Reply)

I've still never seen that.

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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:09, Reply)

Corey what's his face is excellent in it.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:11, Reply)

Haim and Feldman are both in it!

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:11, Reply)

Haim.
The little fag in the long brightly coloured coat.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:13, Reply)

That was Jason Donovan

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:16, Reply)

hahaha!

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:17, Reply)

80's acting supergroup

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:13, Reply)

There are far worse films than the Lost Boys
in my opinion
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:11, Reply)

Such as Something About Mary, Mystery Men, etc

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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:12, Reply)

Anything with Ben Stiller or Owen Wilson in it?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:14, Reply)

They have both done films that aren't awful
But not many
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:15, Reply)

These are both excellent films

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:14, Reply)

I can't stand cringe humour, making most Ben Stiller films near impossible for me to watch

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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:15, Reply)

This^

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:16, Reply)

You are not a teenage girl in the late 80s
AICMFP
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:12, Reply)

The Avengers
Fucking terrible and a £40/3 points fine on the way back. CUNT

Alt:
I haven't
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:05, Reply)

as in The Avengers full of superheros?
Or the 60's tv show?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:06, Reply)

60s TV show film with Rayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyph Feines

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:10, Reply)

Wow, just read up on the plot to that
That sounds hideous.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:08, Reply)

It truly was

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:10, Reply)

Predators. Fucking pile of gash. And Ishtar.
I had a large pasty from the Cornwall Pasty Trainstation Dealy - and there was next to no filling in it.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:07, Reply)

Adrain Brody would always be my first choice of action hero...

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:08, Reply)

He can't act for toffee.
The plot was shit, it had no redeeming qualities. What's going on with his nose?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:10, Reply)

Everything

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:10, Reply)

There are many worse films than Predators, you're not even trying here.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:13, Reply)

Silence of the Lambs. Best Defense, Mission Impossible 4
Captain America, Bridges of Madison County, Marley and Me, Mission to Mars.

All seen in the last few weeks.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:16, Reply)

Silence of the Lambs is a great film
the nightvision bit used to scare the shit out of me
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:17, Reply)

What was wrong with Silence of the Lambs?

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:17, Reply)

Jodie Foster.

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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:18, Reply)

Smelly cunt

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:18, Reply)

It puts the AA in the bucket

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:19, Reply)

It's dated badly.
And Jodie Foster's stupid accent.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:19, Reply)

I disagree with the dating comment
But her voice really does annoy the fuck out of me in that film.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:24, Reply)

Never heard of Best Defense.
Mission to Mars sound crap, doesn't it have Tim Robbins in it?

I'm ashamed to say Marley and Me made me cry like a girl as the bit at the end is almost identical to how we had to put our dog down.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:19, Reply)

With a spoon?

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:19, Reply)

POTD! HAHAHAHA

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:21, Reply)

Best Defense was an Eddie Murphy "vehicle" from the 80's.
Mission to Mars had good potential and a good cast but........shat story.

Marley and Me was sad at the end but had Wilson and Anniscunt in it. Marley, I liked.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:22, Reply)

Captain America was fucking awful.

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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:30, Reply)

I had a pasty from teh nice bakery on the high street.
it was a terrible let down, far too much potato, not enough meat and no gravy. All their other stuff is delicious, so I don't know why their pasties are shit.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:08, Reply)

Were there carrots in it?
All the proper ones have carrots in.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:09, Reply)

Yes it did.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:13, Reply)

~~pasty~~ vomit
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:11, Reply)

When I was living in the village my mother used to post me pastys right out of the oven wrapped in a tea towel
guaranteed next day delivery. Sometimes they were still warm. Ahhhhhh perfect
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Peej, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:11, Reply)

How fucking hot were they to start off with?!

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:12, Reply)

"Oh god! that's hotter than the sun!"

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:12, Reply)

220C

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Peej, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:22, Reply)

why did she post them if you lived in the same village?

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:12, Reply)

Yeah, what a lazy fat cunt

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:14, Reply)

Could even be bothered to drag her bloated carcass onto the mobilty scooter to deliver a pasty
I hope she deleted her account etc
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:15, Reply)

Sorry, does no-one refer to London as The Village anymore
My bad
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Peej, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:20, Reply)

Or say my bad.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:24, Reply)

init

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Peej, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:24, Reply)

Nicholas Cage in
The Wicker man
or
Vampires Kiss
or
Con Air...

I could go on.

Alt: Not much of a pasty man..
(Apothecaries' weight - I'm a cyborg, but that's OK, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:15, Reply)

Con Air is brilliant!

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:15, Reply)

Con Air's brilliance comes from everything that isn't Nicholas Cage, really.
John Malkovich is excellent in it.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:16, Reply)

With films like that, you have to enjoy them for waht they are
no point being a critic looking for "art"
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:18, Reply)

Both Malkovich & Buscemi's brilliance are over-shadowed by Cage
Even so, despite all the black marks against him, I'm ashamed to admit that he's done a couple of brilliant films though - Bad Lieutenant & The Rock to name 2 of his redeeming features
(Apothecaries' weight - I'm a cyborg, but that's OK, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:21, Reply)

Kick Ass as well

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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:25, Reply)

The Rock and Face Off are all time classics.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:25, Reply)

Buscemi is excellent in everything

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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:26, Reply)

I like him in billy Madison

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:26, Reply)

Is that with Nicole Kidman?

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:31, Reply)

No.

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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:31, Reply)

Ahh. OK then

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:33, Reply)

Con Air is class, you fool!
AA, post the eagle pic!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:16, Reply)

:( pictures with text

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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:17, Reply)

Oh, come now Rory

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:18, Reply)

Pictures should be banned from this board, the vast majority are a pile of fucking shit originating from 4chan

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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:20, Reply)

i went o 4chan once, I didn't get it

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:21, Reply)

you need to have the mind of a fourteen year old or be a paedophile to get 4chan

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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:23, Reply)

He's got the whole world in his hands.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:18, Reply)

He's got the whole bird, in his hair

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:19, Reply)

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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:18, Reply)

Thank you

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:18, Reply)

The Wicker Man in its own way is one of the funniest films ever made.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:20, Reply)

Cage's acting at the end when they put the bee mask on him
is its only redeeming feature.. Best acting I've ever seen
(Apothecaries' weight - I'm a cyborg, but that's OK, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:25, Reply)

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES

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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:26, Reply)

WHY IS IT BURNED? WHY IS IT BURNED?

Also, the bit when he punches the Kathy Bates-a-like in the face.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:28, Reply)

I only saw the original about 3 years back
That film freaks the fuck out of me, if only for seeing Christopher Lee dancing around in a dress...
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:32, Reply)

This: www.imdb.com/title/tt0077713/
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:18, Reply)

A much sought after "video nasty" when I was a kid.
For the raping, like.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:25, Reply)

Apparently it has been remade, which shows just how devoid the film industry is of new ideas.

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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:28, Reply)

Everything gets released now
so there aren't films that the BBFC refuse to certificate. That used to add a bit of a "must have" factor.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:32, Reply)

They have blocked the release of several films
I downloaded one, it turns out when they describe a film as having 'No Artistic Merit', they mean it. It was fucking shit.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:34, Reply)

Face Off is one of the worst films
as it has absolutely no internal logic as to how deadly any given explosion or gunshot should be. And it has John Travolta in it.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:24, Reply)

Have you seen From Paris With Love?
He's excellent in that.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:25, Reply)

He's the fattest man in the world
and may have the cuntiest hair and beard combo ever devised in "Sordfish". A film redeemed by Halle Bery's tits
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:27, Reply)

And what she looks like in knickers and stockings.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:28, Reply)

Not even her tits redeem that film
The only good bits are tits, the bomb at the start and the bus bit at the end
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:28, Reply)

The bomb bit at the start was
cool with the 360 degree sweeping angle shot.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:30, Reply)

What annoyed me was her description of the baddy as the greatest mastermind and the best looking uy in teh world
and then Fat John Travolta gets out of a car with a stupid beard.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:32, Reply)

Like a pre "bullet-time" shot

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:33, Reply)

It wasn't pre bullet time though.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:33, Reply)

Like a post "bullet-time" shot?

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:34, Reply)

You could see all the shrapnel
in the air and travelling outwards from the explosions.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:37, Reply)

they fucked up two chamelon Tuscans in that film too.
Heathen cunts.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:36, Reply)

I, like most find Nicolas Cage to be a pile of steaming shite
but he is the lead actor in two of my favourite films.

How can this be?

Alt, guess the films
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Peej, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:25, Reply)

Ghost Rider 1 and 2

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:26, Reply)

hahahaha
When did you get funny sporters?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:27, Reply)

I wasn't aware I was

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:27, Reply)

Leaving Las Vegas?

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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:26, Reply)

yup
And for a bonus point, the other?
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Peej, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:30, Reply)

Kick Ass?

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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:32, Reply)

Pah

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Peej, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:35, Reply)

Lord Of War?

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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:36, Reply)

LOW was shit

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Peej, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:36, Reply)

"Next"
Where nicolas cage can see 60 seconds into the future with hilarious results.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:38, Reply)

hahahahahahahahahno

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Peej, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:40, Reply)

I was crying with laughter most the way through that film.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:41, Reply)

I'll give you a clue
its actually the best movie ever made.
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Peej, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:40, Reply)

Gone In 60 Seconds?

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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:41, Reply)

Remakes are shit

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Peej, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:46, Reply)

The Wicker Man?

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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:48, Reply)

Remakes are shit

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Peej, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:52, Reply)

Trespass (2011) Kyle
The Hungry Rabbit Jumps (2011) Nick Gerard
Drive Angry 3D (2011) Milton
Season of the Witch (2011) Behmen
The Sorcerer’s Apprentice (2010) Balthazar Blake
The Hungry Rabbit Jumps (2010) Nick Gerard
Season of the Witch (2010) Behman
Kick-Ass (2010) Damon Macready / Big Daddy
Astro Boy (2009) (voice) Dr. Tenma
The Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call – New Orleans (2009) Terence McDonagh
G-Force (2009) (voice) Speckles
Knowing (2009) John Koestler
Bangkok Dangerous (2008) Joe
National Treasure: Book of Secrets (2007) Ben Gates
Next (2007) Cris Johnson
Grindhouse (2007) Fu Manchu (segment “Werewolf Women of the SS”)
Ghost Rider (2007) Johnny Blaze / Ghost Rider
The Wicker Man (2006) Edward Malus
World Trade Center (2006) John McLoughlin
The Ant Bully (2006) (voice) Zoc
The Weather Man (2005) David Spritz
Lord of War (2005) Yuri Orlov
National Treasure (2004) Ben Gates
Matchstick Men (2003) Roy Waller
Adaptation. (2002) Charlie Kaufman / Donald Kaufman
Sonny (2002) Acid Yellow
Windtalkers (2002) Sergeant Joe Enders
Christmas Carol: The Movie (2001) (voice) Jacob Marley
Captain Corelli’s Mandolin (2001) Captain Antonio Corelli
The Family Man (2000) Jack Campbell
Gone in Sixty Seconds (2000) Memphis Raines
Bringing Out the Dead (1999) Frank Pierce
8MM (1999) Tom Welles
Snake Eyes (1998) Rick Santoro
City of Angels (1998) Seth
Face/Off (1997) Castor Troy / Sean Archer
Con Air (1997) Cameron Poe
The Rock (1996) Dr. Stanley Goodspeed
Leaving Las Vegas (1995) Ben Sanderson
Kiss of Death (1995/I) Little Junior Brown
Trapped in Paradise (1994) Bill Firpo
It Could Happen to You (1994) Charlie Lang
Guarding Tess (1994) Doug Chesnic
Deadfall (1993) Eddie
Red Rock West (1993) Michael Williams
Amos & Andrew (1993) Amos Odell
Honeymoon in Vegas (1992) Jack Singer
Zandalee (1991) Johnny Collins
Wild at Heart (1990) Sailor Ripley
Fire Birds (1990) Jake Preston
Industrial Symphony No. 1: The Dream of the Brokenhearted (1990) (TV) Heartbreaker
Tempo di uccidere (1989) Enrico Silvestri
Vampire’s Kiss (1988) Peter Loew
Never on Tuesday (1988) (uncredited) Man in Red Sports Car
Moonstruck (1987) Ronny Cammareri
Raising Arizona (1987) H.I. McDunnough
Peggy Sue Got Married (1986) Charlie Bodell
The Boy in Blue (1986) Ned Hanlan
Birdy (1984) Sgt. Alfonso ‘Al’ Columbato
The Cotton Club (1984) Vincent Dwyer
Racing with the Moon (1984) Nicky/Bud
Rumble Fish (1983) Smokey
Valley Girl (1983) Randy
Fast Times at Ridgemont High (1982) (as Nicolas Coppola) Brad’s Bud
Best of Times (1981) (TV) Nicholas
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:52, Reply)

Gone in 60 Seconds?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:42, Reply)

Remakes are shit

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Peej, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:46, Reply)

Man, that was a shocker.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:41, Reply)

Kiss of death?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:44, Reply)

In my mind this title is sung like Elvis
Baby
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:30, Reply)

Leaving Las Vegas and Raising Arizona?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:27, Reply)

The Sorcerer's Apprentice?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:29, Reply)

1/2
Though I do like Raising Arisona, its just not in my favourites
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Peej, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:29, Reply)

Peggy Sue got Married?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:35, Reply)

National Treasure and National Treasure 2

(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:27, Reply)

I rather like them for some reason

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:28, Reply)

Same

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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:31, Reply)

They feel like a modern Indiana Jones kind of thing
Harmless and watchable
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:32, Reply)

i hate the way he gest the tiniest clue
and manages to extrapolate out the entire history of, saym, the Mayan civilization and a plan to find their tresure in the most ludicrous place possible
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:33, Reply)

All "experts" in films do that though

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:35, Reply)

Bad Leiutenant? Deadfall?
Deadfall is another classic Cage movie. Fuck.

It's gotta be one of those or Lord of War.
(Apothecaries' weight - I'm a cyborg, but that's OK, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:35, Reply)

nope

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Peej, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:36, Reply)

Balls
The Rock or Vampire's kiss. if t'aint them - I give up
(Apothecaries' weight - I'm a cyborg, but that's OK, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:38, Reply)

Nope you lose
p.s. Deadfall is just terrible
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Peej, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:39, Reply)

Terrible it may be
But it has some of the funniest Cage scenes I've ever seen
(Apothecaries' weight - I'm a cyborg, but that's OK, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:44, Reply)

The Cotton Club
Birdy?
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:46, Reply)

I fucking love The Rock and Face/Off.

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:37, Reply)

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Peej, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:54, Reply)

Person of Interest
is the best TV show about statistical analysis of Databases ever.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:27, Reply)

Have you seen moneyball? It's supposed to be very good

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:28, Reply)

I hate baseball films.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:30, Reply)

Isn't it more about the data though? I might download, the wife will love it

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:31, Reply)

Your wife does indeed love it

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:32, Reply)

Is that meant to be an insult?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:33, Reply)

A diet Coke one, if you will

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:34, Reply)

Is it therefore also the worst?

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:29, Reply)

Anything involving Dicappucino
with the possible exception of The Departed.

The Beach. Cock. Titanic. Epic Cock.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:35, Reply)

Oh god, The Departed was the dullest film I've seen that I can think of right now.

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:36, Reply)

The Departed is very good. Well, quite good.

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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:37, Reply)

Whats the one where there are four brothers and they're eaither detectives or gangsters and there were adopted or something like that?
With that Mark Walburg prat.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:38, Reply)

The Basketball Diaries?

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Peej, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:39, Reply)

Sleepers?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:39, Reply)

Drinking water with high lead concentrations over a long period of time?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:39, Reply)

Four Brothers?

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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:39, Reply)

That's the one.

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:45, Reply)

Four Brothers
EDIT: Piss.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:40, Reply)

I like when Emilio Estevez's dad hits the ground and goes splash.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:39, Reply)

Though I agree on the Beach and Titanic
I personally think he's a good actor, What Eating Gilbert Grape and Catch me if you Can are great films
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Peej, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:38, Reply)

there's no point being on here if you can't massively over-generalise, PJ.
I just fucking hate the cunt.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:41, Reply)

Basketball Diaries, Shutter Island, Inception, romeo and Juliet, The Aviator, Blood Diamond, Body of Lies are all good

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:39, Reply)

Blood Diamond is not fucking good.

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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:40, Reply)

I stand corrected

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:41, Reply)

If only real life were this easy.
you've got a point about some of the others though. My argument is not standing up to internet scrutiny, here.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:42, Reply)

I dropped this [!]

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:44, Reply)

I am Jack's complete lack of surprise.

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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:46, Reply)

good film

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:47, Reply)

I am a massively overrated film.

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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:47, Reply)

and Critters 3

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:40, Reply)

The Departed is a very good film
As is Catch Me If You Can
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:40, Reply)

Sharks in Venice
is the worst film I have ever seen, but so bad it's hilarious and therefore good.
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wanderlust, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:38, Reply)

That sounds brilliant!

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:44, Reply)

Steven scary eyes Baldwin at his finest.

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wanderlust, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:54, Reply)

He's a fucking tool.

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:55, Reply)

One that immediately springs to mind is 'Mystery Men'
I couldn't even finish that film. It was dire.

alt: I haven't eaten a pasty since September. I think it was a normal sized pasty. I bought it in Salisbury and ate it while I was driving home.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:41, Reply)

STOP THE INTERNET
It won't get better than this ;)
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:43, Reply)

Fuck you, spastic.
and I mean that to sting.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:44, Reply)

hahaha

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:44, Reply)

CLICK

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Peej, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:45, Reply)

Oi!

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:47, Reply)

Mwahahaha

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Peej, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:51, Reply)

you aren't supposed to eat films though. Silly b3th.

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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:45, Reply)

Us fat chicks will eat anything.

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:45, Reply)

*unzips*

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:47, Reply)

hahaha
fat chicks love wotsits
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:47, Reply)

Mine is not orange!

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:48, Reply)

I bet it's cheesy though.

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:49, Reply)

Blue

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:49, Reply)

hahahaha

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:48, Reply)

Oh, textbook there Athers.
the crowd go wild.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:49, Reply)

I would imagine "The Human Centipede 1 & 2" would be the worst film I would ever see
if i watched them
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:49, Reply)

The first one is hideously shit.

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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:51, Reply)

You're right, beyond hideously shit.
In fact the worst film I have ever endured. It was hypnotically bad and that was the only reason I made it to the end
(Apothecaries' weight - I'm a cyborg, but that's OK, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:55, Reply)

"The Sweetest Thing"
Went to see it with a lady friend. When they started singing the penis song she leaned over and whispered "I'm so sorry". There was another hour of movie after that.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:50, Reply)

I laughed at selma Blair's oral sex scene.

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:53, Reply)

Never heard of it

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:54, Reply)

Anything with Jack Black in it.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:02, Reply)

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