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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Well that last thread has died.
What single lyric gives the easiest earworm?

Alt: Something else.

Ooh. Stick you. Your momma too - and your Daddy.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 19:52, 251 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Alt: I went away for my tea, and when I came back, everyone had gone.
From this, I can conclude that /OT revolves around me.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 19:55, Reply)
I was thinking about making dinner
but then I've not long since got in so figured it could wait half an hour.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 19:56, Reply)
What are you having?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 19:56, Reply)
Spicy meatballs with mushrooms in tomato and garlic sauce with some pasta.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 19:57, Reply)
Nice.
I'm gonna cook chilli
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:03, Reply)
You killed the last thread.
I'm injecting some life back into the board.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 19:56, Reply)
I killed it by leaving.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 19:57, Reply)
*Bottles off stage*

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 19:55, Reply)
One of the best YouTube clip ever.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 19:56, Reply)
I felt a bit sorry for them, if truth be told.
A bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 19:57, Reply)
I quite like that song.
But then, i do have the musical taste of a fourteen year old.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 19:58, Reply)
You ain't got no alibi.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:02, Reply)
Hilarious.
As is 50 Cent getting bottled off at Reading.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:00, Reply)
Now that would be good.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:02, Reply)
YouTube it, there's loads of videos.
He tries throwing them back for a bit before being overwhelmed.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:04, Reply)
I was there
And it was hilarious.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:46, Reply)
Are you still in Happy Land?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:02, Reply)
oh yeah!
was there are barryoaks update earlier I missed?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:03, Reply)
I think so, but I'm sure Baz will fill us in.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:03, Reply)
Indeed bruv.
Meeting her tomorrow after she's finished work. She's so ace.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:05, Reply)
Are you going back tomorrow?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:08, Reply)
Nah I can't go back til my laptops fixed.
She loves clothes as much as me and used to run her own menswear shop. Match heaven made in.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:17, Reply)
Bless.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:20, Reply)
BUSTING MAKES ME FEEL GOOD!

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 19:58, Reply)
oooh - that is good.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:02, Reply)
I don't have just one earworm
I have some bizarre tic of memory that will instantly recall a song if I hear more than a couple of words from it in sequence. Good for pub quizzes, though.

In other news, I've just burnt myself rather badly on the oven. Cuntfuckcuntfuckow.
(berk, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:05, Reply)
What did you want to do that for?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:08, Reply)
I didn't
BELM.
(berk, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:12, Reply)
Were you cooking with your cunt?
That sounds quite clever.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:08, Reply)
Fish pie.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:09, Reply)
hairy clams

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:09, Reply)
badly wrapped kebab

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:10, Reply)
badly stuffed taco

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:11, Reply)
Stubbly fish pie
oh god I've grossed even myself out there...
(berk, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:12, Reply)
something about sausage casing

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:22, Reply)
Cavy
You disgust me.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:11, Reply)
yet unhigenic

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:09, Reply)
Alright ladies?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:11, Reply)
Alright PD
Leeds bash coming on?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:12, Reply)
It's just beers and then maybe some house.
But sadly it seems that B3ta is largely populated by people with a musical taste that tends toward the rockular.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:15, Reply)
You need to sell them a journey of discovery.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:15, Reply)
Alternatively, sack it off and leave the quending to the interdweebs.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:16, Reply)
You should get your lack of height down to Bristol this weekend.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:17, Reply)
Can't.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:18, Reply)
^ Scared.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:19, Reply)
ah, we don't need him.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:20, Reply)
We do.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:21, Reply)
to give us a bit of class?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:21, Reply)
To make the average height a bit lower.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:22, Reply)
Well, I'm short. That will help.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:23, Reply)
Well when you get a nice new job, you won't be short any more.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:24, Reply)
badum
tish.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:25, Reply)
To lend you a debonair touch of suaveness.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:23, Reply)
^ This.
You could also sample the 10 odd rums they have there as well.

EDIT: It's only 10 rums. Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:25, Reply)
Ooh.
Rum? Flavoured rums?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:26, Reply)
Looking at their website
www.applecider.co.uk/?page=drinks

They have rum a plenty.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:29, Reply)
you may yet see drunk b3th

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:33, Reply)
Brilliant.
I'll buy you a rum.

What's your favourite?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:35, Reply)
I don't know really.
I drink white rum. It's nice mixed with tropical fruit flavours.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:44, Reply)
so basically, you like bacardi breezers?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:45, Reply)
Pretty much.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:48, Reply)
b3th.
Do I have a Bobbly or a Fab?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:53, Reply)
Bobbly.
All the way.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:54, Reply)
Okay

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:55, Reply)
Cider cocktails!
sweeeeeeeeeet. But equally, christ I'm going to have to keep an eye on myself.
(berk, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:36, Reply)
Have a Bristol Pimms

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:37, Reply)
Sounds promising
what's in it?
(berk, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:39, Reply)
No idea.
I've never ordered it.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:40, Reply)
*interested*

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:27, Reply)
6this

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:27, Reply)
I'm not into rum.
I'm into whisky.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:27, Reply)
We are.
We're talking about berk's cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:12, Reply)
Something like a phenomenon

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:23, Reply)
Slip in and out of phenomenon.
Is what the lyric actually is.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:28, Reply)
Really? I've been getting that wrong for a bajillion years.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:29, Reply)
Misheard lyrics are fun

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:29, Reply)
When I was getting into Joy Division, when I was about 13, I thought the lyric was 'she seized a pot of flora, I thought she died, she said 'I've lost control again'.
kissthisguy.com/
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:35, Reply)
White Lines
Used a replayed loop from Cavern by Liquid Liquid. In those days they used a band to replay bits of tunes instead of sampling.

The lyrics to Cavern on the bit that got 'sampled' are 'slip in and out of phenomenon', but Sal Prinicpato has one of those voices where he's easy to mishear. Therefore it is likely that whoever it was at Sugarhill Recorsd who did the vocals on the White Lines backing track did it wrong and sang 'something like a phenomenon'.

I am a massive hip hop geek and I love Liquid Liquid.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:33, Reply)
I.ike liquid latex

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:34, Reply)
i had a pot of that in my car
when I was tidying it earlier
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:35, Reply)
Aren't Wigan playing well.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:32, Reply)
Yup

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:33, Reply)
They've been doing well for a few weeks now.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:34, Reply)
Ah really?
I must take note of this. My colleague is a rampant Arsenal fan and it's always good to have a gentle dig when they lose.
(berk, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:34, Reply)
Fuck you berk!

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:34, Reply)
Don't do that Bob.
She burnt her front-bottom on the oven.

It might hurt her.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:36, Reply)
It's only a game, Bobby
only a game.

NB Jeff, and it was my hand, not my clam. I honestly don't know how one would burn ones foof on the oven.
(berk, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:37, Reply)
I know I know

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:38, Reply)
Trying to put a bun in!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:38, Reply)
heating up sausages

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:40, Reply)
Eww.

(berk, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:44, Reply)
POPPIN' BODDLES IN THE ICE
LIKE A BLIZZARD
WHEN WE DRINK WE DO IT RIGHT
GITTIN' SLIZZERED
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:34, Reply)
Alright wooders?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:35, Reply)
alright PD

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:36, Reply)
Jah bless, mi knotty-headed 'nilla.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:37, Reply)
what?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:36, Reply)
The best of all songs.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4s6H4ku6ZY

Really easy to sing karaoke to, even if you're tone deaf.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:38, Reply)
haha, I'd never heard the original
www.youtube.com/watch?v=54VJWHL2K3I
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:39, Reply)
I'll add this to the calendar
I've not idea how current this is - or if the prices are correct or out of date - but here is the drinks menu for The Apple

www.barsinbristol.co.uk/download/L2NvbGxlY3Rpb25zL2J1c2luZXNzZXMvMjIzOC9kb2N1bWVudC83OC9kb2NfMC5wZGY=
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:46, Reply)
Those cocktails look brilliant
I'm going to end up on my arse or in the harbour.
(berk, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:51, Reply)
The prices are usually quite resonable there.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:52, Reply)
Haha, oh dear
it may well be both, in that case.
(berk, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:57, Reply)
they charge extra for the life belts

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:58, Reply)
you and me both, kid.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:59, Reply)
what cocktails do you think you'll try?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:59, Reply)
ALLLLLL the cocktails!

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:00, Reply)
Don't be silly.
Mr b3th has to drive you home.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:03, Reply)
You can see him being all disappointed and disgusted.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:04, Reply)
And I can see you throwing up all along the Long Ashton bypass.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:05, Reply)
This would be seriously frowned upon.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:06, Reply)
I can't imagine he'll be able to your your hair out of your face whilst driving.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:07, Reply)
I'll need somebody to make sure I don't get too drunk then.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:08, Reply)
We'll leave you in the care of Stunned then.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:09, Reply)
Is he better with people than he is with sofas?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:10, Reply)
I'm sure you'll be fine.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:14, Reply)
Erm, hmm, oooh
most of them?
(berk, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:04, Reply)
You three should pool your funds
You'll be able to get through them all then with you all sampling them.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:05, Reply)
This is a very good idea.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:06, Reply)
On your heads be it!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:07, Reply)
*3 way high five*

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:11, Reply)
I definitely want to try the Bristol Pimms
the cider sangria and the tractor fuel. I daresay Swipe will twist my arm in to drinking shots like she did at her summer bash, so I'll give that toffee apple a whirl as well.
(berk, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:08, Reply)
I think The Apple closes at midnight.
I'll take you Indie dancing after!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:10, Reply)
Oooh yay!
I really really wanted to go clubbing after the last bash and had no idea it was already gone 2am when the place was kicking out. I've not been out dancing in ages!
(berk, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:13, Reply)
See how we are all feeling nearer the time, but there are a number of places we could all go.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:15, Reply)
can I come?
I dance bestest
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:16, Reply)
I don't dance
so I will go home at kicking out time.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:17, Reply)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:17, Reply)
We've just discussed the issue
and his lordship (and accompanying puppy) will be there by midnight, so anyone who wants to stare and point at him can do so.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:27, Reply)
Get him to come up earlier and we'll buy him a drink.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:28, Reply)
I honestly don't think he'd go for that.
Ah! Another earworm!

I can't go for that, no I can't go for that...
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:31, Reply)
I'm be amazed if anyone is still up for active movement post-cider.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:20, Reply)
I doubt I'll be drinking cider.
In fact, I won't.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:21, Reply)
It's the law.
Have you seen the drinks menu?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:22, Reply)
They have ales though?

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:31, Reply)
Only Gem in bottles.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:33, Reply)
Hmm.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:33, Reply)
I'll get you tanked up one way or another.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:34, Reply)
It's OK, there's wine.
I can pretend to be sophisticated.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:37, Reply)
Yeah, good luck with that.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:42, Reply)
Hell YEAH!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:20, Reply)
Winner.
I fancy getting my boogie on now.
(berk, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:25, Reply)

www.clubcooler.com/
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:29, Reply)
this weekend is going to be good

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:52, Reply)
I keep telling you Cavy.
It'll be shit.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:53, Reply)
not after a jug of bristol pimms

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:56, Reply)
I'm just trying to lower expectations.
That way, any fun is a bonus.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:57, Reply)
too late my expectations are way high
so much so it's bound to be a let down
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:57, Reply)
But ... but.... it's US!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:59, Reply)
Too fuckin' true it is.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:04, Reply)
and I won't be mean about your hair this time

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:07, Reply)
Were you the last time?
I really don't remember! I'm currently rocking the Tin Tin look as it's getting too long to spike up without going beyond the bounds of acceptable for work.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:09, Reply)
We hadn't been introduced yet
and I was trying to be hilarious, but you didn't seem impressed. I felt a bit bad, but not much
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:10, Reply)
I have no recollection.
I had had a few by that point, so... Also, I'm not blond anymore. Which is another reason I need to get it cut, the grey's really bloody showing at the sides.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:12, Reply)
I've just pulled a hair follicle out
and I now have a massive hole in my head. It feels really weird.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:46, Reply)
can you do that?
that's weird
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:48, Reply)
It was huge
It felt like an egg.
Maybe it was an egg.
Maybe I'm infested with aliens.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:49, Reply)
i think you just pulled a plug out of your head
like those ones those dudes had in Dune which stopped them from dying and if someone pulled them out they bled to death. Stupid Harkonens. What I'm saying is, put it back
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:51, Reply)
I think it was a blocked follicle.
I shall kill myself immediately in shame.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:56, Reply)
I didn't even know they could block
OMG there are so many things bodies can do to try and kill us
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:56, Reply)
BBC2!
it's the 70s!

*blisses out*
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:03, Reply)
I've just put it on.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:04, Reply)
It appears to be 70-72 this week
so I won't be born until next week's episode.
Still, the 70s rocked.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:05, Reply)
Might catch part of it.
Still cooking.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:05, Reply)
They're now trying to glamorise Peterborough.
Yeah, good luck with that.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:07, Reply)
Peterborough looks bent.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:08, Reply)
It's the future!

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:09, Reply)
Oooh, it's CAVY WALLS!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:10, Reply)
what?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:11, Reply)
Watching a show on the 1970s
They got on to 'DIY' and immediately cut to someone lashing orange paint on their walls.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:12, Reply)
yeah!

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:13, Reply)
Very subtle shades of Fuck Me It's Orange.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:12, Reply)
it is me!

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:13, Reply)
Oi
I was born there. It's alright, actually - although I believe it went a bit mental in the 70s. Selected to be a new town or something.
(berk, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:11, Reply)
That've covered that bit!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:13, Reply)
The cathedral is nice
my Mum's side of the family all still live there.
(berk, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:15, Reply)
In the cathedral?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:16, Reply)
No.

(berk, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:18, Reply)
hahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:22, Reply)
I've certainly visited worse railway interchanges.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:16, Reply)
Crewe.
Lived near there for the 1st 18 years of my life :(
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:17, Reply)
that song walking on broken glass
And rockstar by nickelback
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:05, Reply)
Oooh. Rockstar.
You've got me.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:06, Reply)
Leave Right Now by Will Young is always swirling around my head in some capacity.
But it's okay cos it's actually a fantastic pop song.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:11, Reply)
Barry you utter quender.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:14, Reply)
My taste in music is vast and touches many bases.
Clearly predominantly a disco queen but some pop music is ace.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:23, Reply)
Mine outvasts yours by a considerable distance.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:34, Reply)
As long as you like circa 2000 garage and R&B as much as me you're cool.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0DCwuBowiI&feature=youtube_gdata_player
Oh yes.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:44, Reply)
I was raving in 2000.
And I was big into jungle.

So, no I don't like circa 2000 garage, except for a couple of MJ Cole tunes, 138 Trek by DJ Zinc and My Red Hot Car by Squarepusher.

And R&B is for girls.

138 Trek: youtu.be/MfmqmrFHJZg

T U N E!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:48, Reply)
Have you heard Neon Trees - Everybody Talks?
I can't decide if it will be or not, but it might be up your street. It's a catchy wee pop morsel, anyway.
(berk, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:43, Reply)
I hate you
now it's in mine, too.
(berk, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:16, Reply)
I don't know this song
do I win?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:17, Reply)
I should say so.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:18, Reply)
YouTube it.
Thank me later.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:23, Reply)
Now I've, had, the time of my life...

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:19, Reply)
And I'd never fucked your dad before.
Yes I swear, he's a poof.

And I owe it all to you...
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:20, Reply)
Leave ma da oot oov dis

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:25, Reply)
It just scanned well.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:42, Reply)
The bloke in charge of our engineering stores is called Bill Medley.
True story.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:20, Reply)
damnit
now I have a mouthworm of cold red tea and tinned fish (from a 12 hour coach journey when I was 13 in which the dirty dancing album was the only music and the aforementioned the only food)
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:22, Reply)
Jesus Christ.
Superstar.
Rides down town on a Yamaha.....
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:21, Reply)
Hercules did a wee on my sofa.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:36, Reply)
Homer chewed my shirt

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:37, Reply)
I don't know this.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:38, Reply)
Hercules is my hamster.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:40, Reply)
Homer is my guinea pig

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:40, Reply)
It appears you are Dozer are playing 'my pet is more bent than yours'
I think it has finished as a draw.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:43, Reply)
Hamsters are NOT bent.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:45, Reply)
Thanks for your input Richard Gere.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:47, Reply)
I'm better looking.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:50, Reply)
if I hum it, you'll remember it

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:40, Reply)
Hahaha
Did you see that mental bint crying over David Bowie?

"He's smashing!"
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:43, Reply)
Yeah.
That'll be you lot if I say I can't make it out on Saturday.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:44, Reply)
We'd do more than cry.
We'd throw ourselves off the bridge.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:45, Reply)
Take some onions with you.
Just in case the shock is delayed and you don't notice for several hours.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:48, Reply)
I've just found my job.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:48, Reply)
Tell me more.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:49, Reply)
The playschool that Biscuit goes to is looking for staff.
I'm totally in there. i mean, they already know me, and they know I'm good with dogs.

i shall have words with the boss when we go in on Thursday.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:50, Reply)
Sweet!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:52, Reply)
Okay, there's some picking up of poo, and walking in foul weather
buty i do that anyway. Imagine being paid to play with dogs all day!
Not exactly what I was looking for, but it would be awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:53, Reply)
woof!

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:55, Reply)
Down girl!

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:58, Reply)
evenin stranger
fuck off bert
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:59, Reply)
hullo.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:35, Reply)
I'm tempted to apply myself!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:56, Reply)
for the wrong reasons

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:57, Reply)
Why do Monty and Darth never post in the evenings?
Not that I'm bothered about Darth, he's a belligerent, attention-seeking fruit.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:44, Reply)
If you text Monty, he'll text you back.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:45, Reply)
I haven't got his number.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:46, Reply)
Well that's you fucked then, isn't it.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:46, Reply)
Because they have got social lives?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:53, Reply)
You terrible quenderast.
youtu.be/9GOmHtWuB8U
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:54, Reply)
Indeed
I'm sure that link is worth listening to, but I've got a record on so it will have to wait.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:57, Reply)
You bumlord.
It's a Dilinja remix of Bambaata by Shy FX.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:58, Reply)
That's as maybe
But I have the Clarke Boland Sextet
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:13, Reply)
Evening shut-ins

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:53, Reply)
evening.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:54, Reply)
Who's he talking to?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:55, Reply)
All of the above

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:56, Reply)
Tangles.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:56, Reply)
Jeffrey

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:08, Reply)
So, erm
this is fun, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:06, Reply)
The thread is too big Captain
Start a new one.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:07, Reply)
but I have no in depth and searching questions to start one with

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:08, Reply)
This one was hardly great.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:10, Reply)

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