which cunt said "michael jackson porn"? there's an image that won't scrub off in the wash
i normally sleep about 5 hours a night. any more than that and i get headachey.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:54, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

He'd have to have a violent scene with a girl called Anne, in which he kept checking on her well being.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:55, Reply)

Hahahaha
Very good Taffy.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:56, Reply)

so long as he keeps it in the closet

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:56, Reply)

Man in the Mirror
would take on a rather ironic subtext if holo-Jackson performed it.
( Kroney, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:58, Reply)

you mean annie

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:57, Reply)

I've got some extra-strong mindbleach if you need...

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:59, Reply)

your jizz does not count
but thank you very much for the offer
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:00, Reply)

That badger eh? Always with the ear sex

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:01, Reply)

some beasts are just too rabid to control!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:03, Reply)

Don't fuck with badgers, from the Wiki page:
"Badgers are capable of fighting off much larger animals such as wolves and bears. Badgers can run or gallop at up to 25–30 kilometres per hour (16–19 mph) for short periods of time."

I've been chased halfway across a golf course by one.
( Kroney, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:11, Reply)

Serves you right for playing golf.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:14, Reply)

I wasn't even playing golf
just taking a shortcut.
( Kroney, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:16, Reply)

most golf courses have guard badgers, you fool

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:25, Reply)

pussy, you have a bag full of metal sticks with weights on the end and you were terrorised by a badger?
You're worse than the guy who was mugged by a fox
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:16, Reply)

I wasn't actually playing golf, I'm not a complete cunt.
In any case, this thing would have just shrugged off a beating with a 5 iron, the thing was the size of a small pony.
( Kroney, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:17, Reply)

I wasn't actually playing golf, I'm not a complete cunt.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:18, Reply)

Oh god, we've got another midget

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:18, Reply)

Hey, woah, hold on.
I'm a strapping great lad, thanks. All bully beef and spunk.
( Kroney, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:19, Reply)

gayest post of the week

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:22, Reply)

Woah, it's early doors to call that.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:23, Reply)

darth hasn't been about much though

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:26, Reply)

rubbish
it can count to 10.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:21, Reply)

It was me! Hiya!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:02, Reply)

you
you're going on The List
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:04, Reply)

Schindler lolz

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:04, Reply)