it's a laugh a second on here today
not that i can cheer it up. work is killing me today.

why do the papers insist on calling pippa middleton "her royal hotness"? am i missing something, or is she really NOT THAT HOT?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 15:57, 7 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Maybe you shouldn't read such shit newspapers

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 16:00, Reply)

in my defence
i wasn't reading it. i just had the headline thrust in my face by the tubecocks.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 16:02, Reply)

most cocks are tube cocks surely?
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 16:05, Reply)

in that case, accept that most media panders to the lowest common denominator
classic example is the Daily Mail's editorials about societies obsession with sex and celebrity, whilst the infamous "right hand column" has all the latest "celebrity beach gossip".
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 16:06, Reply)

I just googled her
She really isn't
(Apothecaries' weight - I'm a cyborg, but that's OK, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 16:02, Reply)

I'd give her an heir

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 16:03, Reply)

You'd give her an heir(s)TD
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 16:05, Reply)

take a quick look around whatever room you are in or closest to that has more than one woman in it
is she hotter than most of them? yeah sure. is it worth making a fuss over? nah.
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 16:19, Reply)

She's alright. She's certainly not ugly.
I mean, I wouldn't go out of my way or anything, but if the opportunity presented itself, I'd almost certainly smash one up it.
( Kroney, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 16:19, Reply)

id fucking love a threeway with and Diana.
That's a top 3 fantasy that, espesh in a high school comunial shower and me being 16 but them keeping their ages.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 16:23, Reply)

diana's been dead 15 years, are you sure you want her to keep her age?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 16:25, Reply)

Well natrually her condition about 10 seconds before she died (so she keeps the fear she had in her final seconds... and is a little bit drunk)

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 16:27, Reply)

She's butters.
If I can go out with/sleep with more attractive people than her then she ain't upto much.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 16:26, Reply)

anyone can do that though Baz
it's a question of whether you'd want to spend more than a second in their company that's the issue.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 16:27, Reply)

Oh well yeah obviously.
I've only shagged someone I wasn't going out with once, not doing that again in a hurry. She was bloody hot tho.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 16:37, Reply)

firstly, she's not royal, so fuck knows what they are banging on about
and secondly, no, she's not all that, but she's a fuck sight fitter than an awful lot of celebs/models out there. I'd probably not kick her out of bed for farting.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 16:26, Reply)