hi phillie joe, i see you have moved on from being wrong on the internet
well done
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 16:21, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Hi Quinten, you made a brilliant comment yesterday but I've already forgotten what it was.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 16:22, Reply)

ah thanks superfly
i sure do like to be appreciated oh boy oh gosh oh my yes
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 16:24, Reply)

was it the one about battered being like a baby who shits himself?
this fella - b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1588420
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 16:25, Reply)

This was one of your better efforts.
Starting from a very low base mind you.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 16:32, Reply)

shut up battered, you're shit

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 16:35, Reply)

I say this with a grimace but Battered is funny. You are funny sometimes. I'm not funny.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 16:39, Reply)

your username is funny

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 16:41, Reply)

Cheers, It will be probably be changed soon, but I quite like this one so might keep it for a while.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 16:44, Reply)

i'd like to see some evidence of battered being anything but shit

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 16:41, Reply)

Just click another one of his posts instead
It all counts towards his final score, doesn't it?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 16:24, Reply)

"eho lives and who dies, YOU deci-ide"

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 16:25, Reply)

Top of the Popular page
It is you who is wrong.
( Peej, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 16:42, Reply)

that doesn't prove anything, you know i'm right

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 16:43, Reply)

Simply saying you are right doesn't make it so
I am chuckling at your obvious wrongness and people are laughing at you. No-one is joining in because they find your idiocy funny.
( Peej, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 16:56, Reply)

incorrect again bumlord
i'm the only one to have contributed a reasonable and correct argument, your only response has been 'NO YOUR WRONG!!'

no-one is joinin gin cos i'm right but i'm unpopular and they don't want to come out and admit it
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 16:58, Reply)

I have explained your wrongness with words and diagrams
You have offered an explanation so retarded that its obvious you have missed the point entirely.
( Peej, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 16:59, Reply)

erm, no
you've taken an incorrect assumption and backed it with no reason or sensical back up.

Rachel assumed Banjolele's were bigger.
Monty said maybe she thought George Formby was unusually large (note the lack of scaling up the banjolele in this sentence, ie suggesting it is smaller)
Monty was wrong.
I brought it up, you made some stupid arsed comment about making the bankolele bigger with formby to make it seem bigger to swipe which makes no sense at it was actually smaller

I win
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 17:03, Reply)

For fucks sake, why would Monty even say that she thought Formby was massive unless it implied he was holding a uke?

( Peej, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 17:04, Reply)

because monty made a mistake, he got his scale the wrong way round
if he'd said formby was small the uke would have seemed bigger, rachel would have been correct in her assumption and his joke would have worked.

he got one little thing wrong and i can't believe you've been dragging it out all this time, your so mean :(
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 17:06, Reply)

For fucks sake if she thought formby was small she would have thought the uke was small too
If I see a mouse with a violin to scale I can assume the violin is small if I see an elephant with a violin to scale I can assume its a massive violin, no matter what size george formby is we can assume that when he is photographed with a Uke its to scale. Therefore if she thought he was massive this would explain why she was surprised the uke was small.
( Peej, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 17:09, Reply)

It's because you can't get you head around THINKING something is big and it actually being big

( Peej, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 17:10, Reply)

thinking formby was big would make the ukelele seem small
end of
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 17:11, Reply)

I think formby is massive
look at this picture, he is fucking massive.

upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/1/12/Georgeformby.jpg/220px-Georgeformby.jpg

And that banjolele he is holding looks tiny. Oh wait no it doesn't it is also massive.
( Peej, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 18:55, Reply)

STOP BEING SUCH AN IDIOT
IF FORMBY WAS SMALL THE UKE WOULD HAVE SEEMED BIGGER I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU CAN'T GRAPS THIS YOU UTTER FUCKMONKEY
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 17:10, Reply)

If she looked at a picture of Formby and thought he was small why would she not also think the uke was small
Why can't you grasp this? Look at this picture



Now if she only THOUGHT George was massive why would she not also think the banjolele he is holding is also massive? Of course if he was actually WAS massive and the Banjo was normal sized then it would look small but this is in no way what Monty was implying and you just can't get that.

Actually I think you can but are just a troll, a successful troll, yes you have successfully trolled me I admit it.
( Peej, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 18:49, Reply)

You really are.
I let rip a stinky guff on a packed tube train the other morning and everyone was disgusted and I was STILL less unpopular than you.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 16:59, Reply)

well i'm proud of it, it doesn't even hurt me at all in the slightest on the inside
:(((((
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 17:01, Reply)

I detonated a carbomb in Kabul which killed 8 British soldiers
and then went to Wootton Bassett where I went around telling everyone what I'd done, and I was STILL less unpopular than you.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 17:02, Reply)

hahahaha!
clik
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 17:03, Reply)