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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Lunch.
I'll bet most of you were on 'free dinners' at school you dirty povvos. What are you having today?

Alt; why did you last go to church?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:07, 359 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
I'm still full from the sausage sarnie from this morning.
I've just made myself coffee cos I'm knackered and going out at 4 so have no time to sleep. IT'S GONNA END IN TEARS JEFF.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:10, Reply)
Have a little nap.
That'll sort you out.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:11, Reply)
I won't wake up in time.
It takes me about half hour to get ready as well which I need to take into consideration. I could do it in two minutes but I hate rushing anything ever.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:13, Reply)
you can't polish a turd baz

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:14, Reply)
Can dress them up in fancy clothes tho.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:20, Reply)
Tell that to Kroney

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:21, Reply)
but you can roll it in glitter

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:21, Reply)
Lasagne, again
I cook it in large portions, need to pick up more veg to have with it though.

Alt: My best friend was having his daughter christened. Fucking hell, that was dull.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:11, Reply)
I hope the kid scremed when the god-man poured water on her head.
It isn't a proper 'do' unless the kid gets all eggy.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:13, Reply)
She only cried a little
One of the other kids went fucking mental, very funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:15, Reply)
why not make a massive lasagne, then freeze half, then you wouldn't have to eat it for a week straight

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:17, Reply)
I like eating lasagne for a week straight

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:20, Reply)
your ambition knows no bounds

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:25, Reply)
It's my favourite food, I see no problem with eating it a lot
I usually only make it once every few months, but my last one was wonderful, so I decided to make another. That, and I'm off chilli at the moment, so lasagne seemed the best idea to use my mince on.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:29, Reply)
Darth?
OK Garfield
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:32, Reply)
I'm unsurprised someone would post an unfunny comment in regard to the use of the word 'mince'
I'm even less surprised it's you.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:35, Reply)
\o/

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:45, Reply)
I took packed lunch but never ate it
Alt - A Baptism
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:12, Reply)
An egg sandwich on tiger bread, with lots of salt and pepper
Alt:
Christening of friend's sprog
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:15, Reply)
Ahhh, push it.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:16, Reply)
+down my fat cakehole
REAL GOOD
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:20, Reply)
Are you seriously suggesting the fact your parents did or did not have money when you were a child somehow reflects badly on a person?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:15, Reply)
well children from poor backrounds are more likely to commit crime, be dole scum, have an asbo etc
so...yes
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:16, Reply)
Really?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:19, Reply)
are prisons mainly full of people from less well off backgrounds? yes
are people on the dole generally from less well off backgrounds? yes
Is anti social behaviour mostly caused by chavvy youths from less well off backgrounds? yes

I thought this was obvious
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:37, Reply)
Yes Chompy.
I'm being 'serious' on the Internet here. When have I been anything other than serious?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:18, Reply)
STOP THREATENING GONZ

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:21, Reply)
That time you tried to chat up berk.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:22, Reply)
I qualified for free school dinners.
But was too embarrassed to take them.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:21, Reply)
STOP PROVING HIM RIGHT!

(PsychoChomp, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:25, Reply)
chicken, sweet harrissa hummus and salad sandwich
apple and banana.

Alt: mini ape's baptism, at 10am on New Year's day, I thought I was going to vom in the font
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:16, Reply)
Did the Jesus people manage to wash away your child's terrible sin?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:25, Reply)
I do hope so, in her 6 months on earth she had already racked up several serious sexual assults and some minor war crimes

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:35, Reply)
Chicken chili, new buttered spuds, sweetcorn peas and red onilns.
And coleslaw. They always have coleslaw here, no matter what concoction theyve rustled up.

Funeral.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:17, Reply)
coleslaw is the devil's spunk salad

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:18, Reply)
my local sainsburys local
has jalapeno coleslaw.

this must be tried.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:19, Reply)
I thought that was margarine.
Coleslaws's ace, that Jalapeno one sounds excellent.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:22, Reply)
This x 1000000000.
The thought of it makes me physically sick.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:22, Reply)
No, I think you're supposed to put cabbage in it.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:23, Reply)
Make it with carrot, red onion and cabbage
but use salad cream instead of mayo, loads of pepper and it is TEH SEX
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:27, Reply)
salad cream is common persons spunk

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:30, Reply)
It really makes coleslaw better
Not spunk though
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:31, Reply)
Agreed. Salad cream=chav juice.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:42, Reply)
it doesn't work in a west cunt-ree accent, jeffers
today, not sure. i want lebanese but i don't want the 20 min walk, it's bound to piss it down.

alt: barbados on christmas day. that was great.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:18, Reply)
why woukd you waste time in church if you were in Barbados?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:19, Reply)
dad wanted to go

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:20, Reply)
And he forced you to join him....
*Jamaica? Nah, Barbados*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:22, Reply)
I had to babysit unfortunately so couldn't o to midnight mass last year
I was gutted, I love sobering up in church in the middle of the night
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:22, Reply)
One of my friends had to go to midnight mass a couple of years back
He said he didn't mind, as he didn't have a huge amount of cash for drinking anyway. We all happily chipped in to buy him several pints, and a shot with every round. He reappeared after the service telling us we were all a bunch of bastards, as he'd been swaying throughout the ceremony, and giggling at nothing.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:27, Reply)
Alt: My son's school got involved in something called Pop Connection
These cunts: www.popconnection.co.uk/PopConnection/Home.html
While I thought he was being taught to read and write it turned out that they had allowed a bunch of God botherers to waste time teaching them some "life-affirming" songs.
They put on a concert at a local church which, being dutiful parents, we attended. It was barely disguised mass indoctrination of the young.
Since then I have put little tangle on a strict diet of Norwegian Black Metal and have taken him out on several church burning excursions.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:19, Reply)
make sure you burn their lair down first

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:26, Reply)
Ham, cheese & pickle sarnie
LOADS of fruit. Really. Loads.

Last time I set foot in a church was for a wedding. My son made a fuss early doors so I took him outside. The end.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:20, Reply)
I haven't had one of them in ages, might have to rectify it soon

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:24, Reply)
I bought one from Tesco because it was reduced to 19p
And it was bloody delicious. Next stop, buying all the bits and having them every day until I'm utterly sick of them again.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:30, Reply)
Best way
A couple of years back, I had ham, cheese and pickle toasties 5 days a week for 3 weeks, as it was the cheapest option (I'd fucked up worse than usual with my money). That put me off them for quite a while.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:34, Reply)
Yeah, that'll do it

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:36, Reply)
a wedding?
Are you some kind of serial groom?
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:47, Reply)
a levi roots ready meal.
when my dad was installed as the rector at his church.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:22, Reply)

or um
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:22, Reply)
and
as up
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:24, Reply)
Try again
EDIT:

Better
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:24, Reply)
I'm bored Mumplestiltskin
So very, very bored
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:23, Reply)
I suggest wearing more hats

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:23, Reply)
I can't
I don't have the face for it. See?

img7.imageshack.us/img7/8391/2hatscartoon.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:24, Reply)
Elbow/knee hats are the way forward here
Think outside the bonce
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:25, Reply)
That's no moon

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:26, Reply)
me too :'(
we should kick someones cunt right off!
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:33, Reply)
Good idea
Anyone in mind?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:35, Reply)
And stop buying ready meals
They're not good for you. I only say this because I care. And that one day I hope to touch you up.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:34, Reply)
Food related nonsense, I've just got a George Foreman fatty grill from Freecycle. Ace website, I've had hi-fi, cds, a webcam, mountain bike loads of stuff
Got rid of loads too, old telly, paperbacks and kitchen stuff and clothes. Much betteer than hoiking it down to Oxfam.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:25, Reply)
I enquired about one of them on Macc Freecycle a while back, the fucker never got back to me though

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:27, Reply)
That's the problem with Freecycle.
Non turny uppers, and ignorers.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:35, Reply)
yeah, fuck those starving African bastards

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:28, Reply)
Did you know that George Foreman is tiny
he just looks big because the grill is small
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:44, Reply)
hahahaha!!!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:46, Reply)
well at least that would make sense
a big grill would make him look small
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:48, Reply)
He has about 8 kids, all called George
Even the girls
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:53, Reply)
jermaine jackson did that too

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:54, Reply)
I dunno
I'm pretty sure he doesn't have any kids with George Foreman
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:57, Reply)
Nonsense
He liked it so much, he put his cock in it
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:58, Reply)
Woah

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 14:00, Reply)
that's what the glitterati want you to think

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 14:00, Reply)
I'm looking forward to getting this.
I've only had a microwave, and toaster for a while, si I can cook a better range of munchies.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:58, Reply)
Free sandwiches cos of some meeting.
Alt: Best friend's wedding, Oct 2008. It was an American wedding, so obviously we turned up in a white, stretched Humvee.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:28, Reply)
sounds dead classy
in fact I think I saw it on a chgannel 4 documentary, "My big fat American wedding"
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:29, Reply)
Just had fresh tortellini and tomato sauce. It was meh.
Alt: to attend my father's latest wedding. It was in the chapel of the university he was teaching at, in Chicago. It was ‘well bent’ but was on a street full of frat houses a la Animal House, which was pretty smart. Then my brother and I were ID’ed in a bar, despite a combined age of about 75. That was also pretty smart.

Then I bummed your mum, which was pretty smart.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:32, Reply)
Smart.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:33, Reply)
Skill

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:34, Reply)
Hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:45, Reply)
So your brother actually was underage right?

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:36, Reply)
He was -15

(PsychoChomp, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:37, Reply)
It can get pretty cold in Chicago, after all.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:38, Reply)
my girlfriends porn name would be Chicago Mudflaps cos she farts so much

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:40, Reply)

instantrimshot.com/classic/?sound=rimshot
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:38, Reply)
today i had penne bolognese and a chocolate milkshake and i feel bloated now
i went to gonz's funeral, you know cos battered's killed him
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:33, Reply)
I had a sausage bacon and egg bap this morning
So despite going to the pub for a leaving lunch I just had a chicken and bacon sandwich with a side salad instead of chips.

Hasn't helped the tingling and numbness in my arm though.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:40, Reply)
A tight feeling in your chest is just natures way of suggesting you have a couple of fags and a nice pint of bitter.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:41, Reply)
Perhaps the grease of another bacon sandwich will help the blood to flow more easily too?
Just trying to help here
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:48, Reply)
good plan

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:50, Reply)
Have you thought of phoning your close family to tell them that you've always loved them and that bygones should be bygones
A lifetime of silkcut eh
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:50, Reply)
I had a walls sausage roll and a walls steak slice
The shop next door has a poor selection of lunchtime food and I couldn't be bothered to walk in the rain up the hill to the nice bakery.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:40, Reply)
cogratulations you just ate pig innards and cow udders
tinged with misery
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:44, Reply)
That will be why I feel so good.
In other news, it appears that someone has just got their BMW 4x4 stuck in our car park.

I'll try and get a photo.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:47, Reply)
How can you get stuck in a car park?
I await the photo
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:48, Reply)
i assume it a woman in a parking space that is slightly smaller than massive

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:48, Reply)
Sorry if this is massive


It's not a great picture, but I don't want them to see me laughing at them. They've reversed down off a ledge which at the point under the car must be about a foot.

EDIT - they got it off with a horrible scraping sound.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:50, Reply)
omg thats one of them stormtrooper 4x4s I keep seeing!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:51, Reply)
I thought stormtrooper cars would be 'a little on the dark side'

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:52, Reply)
no they're quite big and white like stormtrooper armour

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:53, Reply)
Hahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:52, Reply)
that is a lovely view you have right there

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:54, Reply)
Smart
+car
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:55, Reply)
You should see the view out of my window, it makes this seem epic
The built another building right up against my office so my window has blocks on the other side about 3 inches away from it. I have covered the window with grey sticky back plastic
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:56, Reply)
Thanks "Simon Groom"

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:58, Reply)
Nearly forgot, sporto
As promised, a link to the excellent Tourette's interview from this morning: news.bbc.co.uk/today/hi/today/newsid_9714000/9714435.stm
I did post it in an earlier thread but Quentin ruined it by starting a new thread.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 14:02, Reply)
biscuit, biscuit, biscuit, biscuit, HAT, biscuit

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 14:05, Reply)
ha-ha-ha-HAPPY BIRTHDAY

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 14:08, Reply)
These are comedy gold
www.touretteshero.com/tics/
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 14:09, Reply)
Absolutely brilliant!
I've had to wipe away the tears sitting at my desk
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 14:13, Reply)
HAT!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 14:14, Reply)
I am IRL lolling hard

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 14:14, Reply)
BISCUIT!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 14:15, Reply)
How Naughtie managed to conduct this interview without squealing with laughter I do not know
BISCUIT!
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 14:20, Reply)
That's only a bit of my window.
I can see a lot of sky and about three trees too.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:58, Reply)
We get to see the occasional pissed tramp falling down the bridge

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:59, Reply)
"Monty's Northern Adventure"

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 14:00, Reply)
There is a pedestrian footbridge over the road
and it has a stepped walkway. We did once see a guy in a motorised wheelchair coming down it at about 30mph, bouncing around all over the place
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 14:01, Reply)
Three? You posh cunt

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 14:00, Reply)
I can see the Central Motorway in Newcastle from my desk
Jealous?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:59, Reply)
I can see my TV from this chair.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 19 Apr 2012, 14:24, Reply)
I can see you from this one
*rubs thighs*
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 14:24, Reply)
Ooooof!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:54, Reply)
it was raining
so i went to itsu because it was undercover and bought a veg rice pot. then it was still raining so i had to go to hotel chocolat and buy a pack of salted caramel chocolate buttons.

ALL THE RAIN'S FAULT.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 14:06, Reply)
You are Milli Vanilli
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 14:09, Reply)
I fucking wasn't, you frightful cunt.
I don't know what to eat, really. I'm a bit all over the pace today.

alt: a funeral, last month. And another funeral a week before that one.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 19 Apr 2012, 14:23, Reply)
Do you just turn up for the sandwiches?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 14:24, Reply)
Back at home now?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 14:24, Reply)
I am, he's not.
They've got him booked in for a defibrillation this afternoon, and hope that he'll be back tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 19 Apr 2012, 14:26, Reply)
Ouch

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 14:29, Reply)
What? It was your idea!

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 19 Apr 2012, 14:32, Reply)
?
Mine was to make toast!
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 14:38, Reply)
Oh, no. sorry. It was Lighty.
As you were.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 19 Apr 2012, 14:41, Reply)
Not until I get my toast

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 14:42, Reply)
Here have this piece I've put "chocolate spread" on it for you

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 14:45, Reply)
turn it off and back on again
Works every time.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 14:45, Reply)
Well, that's the general idea.
Hopefully he's getting a bit of kip first.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 19 Apr 2012, 14:46, Reply)
I hope he's ok muy luvver

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 14:47, Reply)
Yeah, I'm sure he will be.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 19 Apr 2012, 14:52, Reply)
Top stuff!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 14:54, Reply)
Oh man, just had a meeting about the development team.
I think I'm gonna have to start looking for a new job.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 14:38, Reply)
What did they say?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 14:39, Reply)
Battered has taken over the company

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 14:40, Reply)
They said the company can no longer afford the bog roll bills and has to let Gonz go

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 14:42, Reply)
Just had another meeting since I typed that, I ain't unhappy at all.
1) The team was moving in a direction I'm not really amazingly happy going with.
2) I get sorted out properly 'till a cirtain date, then I get a month's wages and holiday on top of that.
3) I can take time out to do any interview.

I think I can have a job inside a week, did it last time, so I can do it again.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:06, Reply)
don't tell your mortgage provider

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:13, Reply)
lol, just went for a fag, the office secutary is getting £4kpa more than me, and my equal developer is getting £14kpa more than me.
=S
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:20, Reply)
14k is quite a difference.
Have they explained why you are paid less?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:21, Reply)
Nope, I only just found out while having a fag, but I'll bring it up, maybe there is a few quid in it, in there for me.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:25, Reply)
You should be a prize fighter, travelling with the carnival

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 14:40, Reply)
DID BATTERED GET TO THEM ALREADY!???!?!!?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 14:46, Reply)
You know, this is all getting a bit out of hand
A joke, a punch, then an organised fight to settle a question of honour and now Battered's going after his livelihood? This is how blood feuds start. 100 years from now their descendents will be revenge killing each other.

WHERE WILL THE MADNESS END?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 14:56, Reply)
Probably on a night boat to Cairo

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 14:59, Reply)
Mossad agent on a motorcycle with a strobe light attached to his back.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:00, Reply)
PJM's getting involved?
This is going from bad to worse.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:02, Reply)
It would be a mountain bike.
A ridden one handed as his shoulder is still gammy.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:05, Reply)
The economic downturn is hitting everyone hard
even shady secret services.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:07, Reply)
I can't believe his awesome marketing management skills honed at such companys as
Coca-Cola, Amazon, Pizza Hut, WH Smiths & Sainsburys have managed to get Gonz fired.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 14:59, Reply)
I hadn't heard of those companies 'till he started working there.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:07, Reply)
That's how good he is.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:09, Reply)
Science backing up my thinking.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-17729478
(PsychoChomp, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 14:47, Reply)
tl:dr
summarise please
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 14:49, Reply)
Women nag men

(PsychoChomp, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 14:51, Reply)
Men can't be fucked with womens bullshit

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 14:51, Reply)
Men don't talk as much as women.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 14:54, Reply)
Have you ever had a bird leave a voice message that bhas n o point whatsoever?
Justa stream of conciousness
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 14:55, Reply)
I've had them whining at me for ages and then getting cross
because I'm offering suggestions on how to fix their problem before now.

"I don't want solutions, I want sympathy".
"But if you do this, you won't need either"
"YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ME"
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 14:58, Reply)
the tourettes hero link is saying "site suspended"
fix that problem and i won't whine at you.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:00, Reply)
It's double bad news with you
because you don't even put out.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:02, Reply)
you have to get me really drunk

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:03, Reply)
*orders Chadonnay enema machine*

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:05, Reply)
The only thing that I get when I get you really drunk
is the worst hangover in the universe
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:05, Reply)
fuck yeah that was bad
then in the morning i found all that pink XXX alcoholic shit everywhere and retched the whole time i was cleaning it up.

why did you make me drink that? why?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:08, Reply)
You're the one that got us on to that
you dozy mare. I distinctly remember saying "I think we ought to enjoy drinking responsibly" but noooooo
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:12, Reply)
that is a sentence that you have never said in your entire life
ever.

it is about as likely as me saying: "noooo noooooo, i hate chanel."
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:14, Reply)
Fuck off, I am the epitome of moderation.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:16, Reply)
strikethrough gold

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:20, Reply)
I distinctly remember you eyeing up the back row of spirits at the summer bash
you made me drink orange aftershock. Orange.
(berk, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:16, Reply)
oh christ
i didn't KNOW it was orange until we'd drunk it! same thing happened at a rugby club bash the other week. fucking lethal.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:20, Reply)
Best pack some painkillers for Sunday then!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:08, Reply)
Nothing like a three hour drive
with a banging head.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:10, Reply)
i am contemplating train/taxis at either end
for this exact reason
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:11, Reply)
I'd offer you a lift
but a) you don't trust my cars and b) you'd have to get the train out to mine, anyway. You'd just as well go the distance if you're on a train anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:15, Reply)
thank you v much
but as you say i might as well go from kensington to bristol as kensington to slough to bristol... i might still drive. it's just the thought of the hungover drive back that i dislike.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:18, Reply)
If you train down
see how you feel on Sunday. You can always hop in for part of the way back if you fancy.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:19, Reply)
danke

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:22, Reply)
I've got no idea if the Marathon on Sunday has any impact on your drive into London or not.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:19, Reply)
nope
not from bristol to west london. it doesn't come as far out as high st ken.

would stop me driving to work or to the ex's though, for sure.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:21, Reply)
HAT!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:02, Reply)
too much traffic I guess

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:02, Reply)
Too much FUCKING traffic.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:03, Reply)
Too much BISCUIT traffic

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:04, Reply)
Too much HAT traffic

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:05, Reply)
driving down house prices taking our biscuits

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:06, Reply)
No-one's taking MY Biscuit!

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:07, Reply)
This isn't a Trio advertisment.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:11, Reply)
Or even a Breakaway advert.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:14, Reply)
Too much Ha-Ha-HAPPY BIRTHDAY

(Bazongaloid, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:06, Reply)
the woman in itsu told me to have a great birthday today
i had thanked her before i realised IT'S NOT MY FUCKING BIRTHDAY

random
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:07, Reply)
You obviously looked like you had just got a whole lot older.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:08, Reply)
maybe you look a year older than the last time you visited?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:08, Reply)
well
aren't you two a treat this afternoon?

:(
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:10, Reply)
I'm always a treat, like a Mr. Kipling chocolate slice

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:11, Reply)
french fancy, more like

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:12, Reply)
I was going to say that first, i like the yellow ones best

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:14, Reply)
I heard you like the brown ones

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:15, Reply)
Don't be sad
everyone gets older, I'm sure people will still love your sparkling personality even when your breasts are sagging around your navel and your arse hangs down to the back of your knees.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:12, Reply)
That's the only thing that gets me through the day.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:13, Reply)
Oh right, so where are you going to get a sparkling personality from?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:14, Reply)
I'm going to borrow yours

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:14, Reply)
navel?
they've been around my knees since i was 13.

my arse is good though. trust me.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:15, Reply)
Battered will be pleased

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:16, Reply)
poor battered
he has really gotten battered on here the past few days.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:19, Reply)
Men have bigger penii than women*


*does not apply to Fatima Whitbread
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:02, Reply)
She got arrested at Gatwick airport.
Customs found 10lbs of crack in her pants.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:03, Reply)
Oh Monty, penis is Greek
the plural is penes.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:03, Reply)
Captain Kroney presses enter, grins, links his fingers and cracks them with his arms above his head,
"that'll show them" he says as he leans back in his chair, eager to see the fallout from that photonic zing torpedo.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:06, Reply)
I can so imagine him doing that.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:07, Reply)
I have to admit
I did let out a self-satisfied chuckle.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:08, Reply)
or AA

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:03, Reply)
:-(

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:12, Reply)
I'm not the Rabbi with Parkinsons that lopped the top off

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:14, Reply)
If you aren't, how did you know he did that, hmmm?!

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:32, Reply)
Gonz told me, he was having a quick pray at the temple before work

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:35, Reply)
This is bad news for my daughter for when she grows up
My Mrs is a fucking nuisance with a mobile phone.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 14:53, Reply)
i wish! imagine how much money that could have saved
Likely having salad. There's a massive tub of chicken an dumplins in the fridge but I'm not a fan
Alt Easter
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:06, Reply)
Chicken and Dumplings!
That sounds nice. Have you ever made the chicken and cheese dip stuff that americans make for parties*


*I went to a party and an american had made it and said that someone always made it for parties in america.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:08, Reply)
You forgot the rice an peas

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:09, Reply)
sounds revolting

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:09, Reply)
Surprisingly it wasn't.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:12, Reply)
so it's a dip made of cheese and pureed chicken?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:13, Reply)
You're so fucking retarded.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:15, Reply)
because I don't know what some cheap and tacky american food is?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:15, Reply)
That's not the only reason.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:18, Reply)
Look it is made of chicken you fucktard
2 (10 ounce) cans chunk chicken, drained
2 (8 ounce) packages cream cheese, softened
1 cup Ranch dressing
3/4 cup pepper sauce (such as Frank's Red Hot®)
1 1/2 cups shredded Cheddar cheese
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:22, Reply)
cans of chunk chciken
*bokes*
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:22, Reply)
Meat - tick
Cheese - tick
Spicy - tick

What's not to like?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:22, Reply)
Nothing much
I wouldn't eat it with celery though. I hate celery.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:23, Reply)
I quite like it
I am worried by this
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:24, Reply)
woofter/fat chick

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:25, Reply)
i like it
but only with fat things like houmous or garlic dip. or blue cheese.

it's nice in a stirfry.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:28, Reply)
I make almost all soups and stocks using it
Good for hummous too
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:29, Reply)

allrecipes.com/recipe/buffalo-chicken-dip/
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:17, Reply)
That looks like it.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:22, Reply)
if you made it without chicken
i'd eat it
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:23, Reply)
What about the buffalo?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:23, Reply)
flash-fry it.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:24, Reply)
Thanks Mo

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:25, Reply)
Yes but then it would ratehr defeat the point wouldn't it dear.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:24, Reply)
i think it would be a vast improvement

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:29, Reply)
al, out of any american food you could enjoy, that is probably the worst
The chicken is from a CAN
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:25, Reply)
You don't have to make it with canned chicken though do you
In fact, i've never seen canned chicken in the UK so I reckon the stuff I had was made with proper chicken.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:29, Reply)
you hope

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:35, Reply)
buffalo chicken dip is terrible
I only just encountered it over the summer
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:22, Reply)
What's your favourite dip then K-swiz

(Bazongaloid, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:24, Reply)
ATM

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:26, Reply)
hahaha!
No double dipping
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:28, Reply)
spinach i reckon

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:26, Reply)
I had this awesome stuff in Australia, that was effectively pesto
purreed basil and oil with pine nuts.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:30, Reply)
+ parmesan and that is pesto...

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:32, Reply)
That's why I said, it's effectively pesto.
But they called it Basil dip.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:35, Reply)
which isn't spinach dip

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:36, Reply)
I know.
I'm sorry. I think you look pretty in the latest photos you posted on facebook.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:40, Reply)
why thank you al
I'm thinking oof dying my hair dark, possibly black
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:46, Reply)
Your welcome Kristine. I think that would suit you.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:47, Reply)
is this what you do with your wife?

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:50, Reply)
Say nice things about her and then listen to her response?
Nah, I just point at the kitchen, grunt and scratch my balls.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:51, Reply)
waitrose do a nice basil and pecorino cheese dip
creamy
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:36, Reply)
I don't really like Pecorino I've decided.
It smells a bit like vomit.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:39, Reply)
parmesan smells like a tramp's foreskin
but it still tastes good
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:44, Reply)
Not fresh parmesan.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:47, Reply)
tell us how you came to know they smell alike

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:48, Reply)
he posts on here
i can't reveal that info
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:05, Reply)
You're alright Pistons deleted his account
even his standup has disappeared :(
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:06, Reply)
I am NOT a tramp.
I am a knight of the road.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:09, Reply)
They should call it Hey Pesto
I think it must be time for me to go home soon.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:37, Reply)
no
Spinach and cheese
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:34, Reply)
*buffalo stances*

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:23, Reply)
Lookin' good today

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:24, Reply)
buffalo chiicken dip?

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:14, Reply)
No one said anything about any beef

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:15, Reply)
dont be fucking stupid

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:18, Reply)
why would you dip a buffalo in chicken anyway?
what is your obsession with meat?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:20, Reply)
she is some sort of pervert I reckon

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:21, Reply)
Meat is not a perversion

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:22, Reply)
depends where you put it

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:24, Reply)
well duuuuh

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:22, Reply)
he was talking about kristine

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:22, Reply)
so was she

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:24, Reply)
yes
yes i was
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:24, Reply)
no, it wasn't about you, rachel

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:25, Reply)
this is not another banjolele

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:26, Reply)
if the chicken was bigger than the buffalo you'd get a hell of a lot of sauce

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:26, Reply)
It's Georges Marvellous Medicine all over again
*calls the national guard*
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:28, Reply)
i liked it when he makes the grandma big

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:29, Reply)
Martin Lawrence is hilarious

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:30, Reply)
I DON'T THINK HE WAS IN GEORGE'S MARVELLOUS MEDICINE?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:40, Reply)
This in no way detracts from his hilarity

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:43, Reply)
Yay
Pay review time.....

This year I will be getting... fuck all
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:23, Reply)
And taht's more than you're worth.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:24, Reply)
taht is correct didneed

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:27, Reply)
bad luck sporters
*sets up "Sporters Relief"*
*Makes David Walliams swim the fucking Atlantic*
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:24, Reply)
I like the David Walliams idea

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:26, Reply)
I meant to add that he would be wearing a"meat suit"

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:27, Reply)
I'd pay money to see him swim that bit off the coast of SA
in between the mainland and some seal island. In a black wetsuit.

The one which is fucking teeming with seal-hungry great whites.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:27, Reply)
do you actually mean "fuck all"
or do you mean "same as last year"

...cos if it's the former, you need to look long and hard at your negotiation skills, sporters.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:25, Reply)
I mean fuck all, as in nothing
My negotiating skills are now being brought out as we don't get any input until now
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:27, Reply)
Oh, sorry. I meant nothing as in "no salary" not "no raise"
I should probably clarify that to make my initial post be taken in the comedy vein it was intended, really.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:29, Reply)
Ahhh, "almost" nothing then

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:30, Reply)
comedy gold

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:31, Reply)
I know, I'm on fire here Quints.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:31, Reply)
Fire eh?
*thinks up new plan for pay review*
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:34, Reply)
oh shit why are you on the internet? SOMEBODY PHONE A FIRE MAN

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:34, Reply)
sorry
i'll stop gazzing you titshots now.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:36, Reply)
At this point, I'd like to point out I'm freezing

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:36, Reply)
i've just run out of titshots
i have a few b3tan's cockshots from the last few years, can i interest you in those?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:38, Reply)
*deflates*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:40, Reply)
define "a few"
cos I'm intrigued how many people would be idiotic enough to gaz a picture of their cock to someone?
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:41, Reply)
more than enough
that is how many!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:43, Reply)
Speaking as a non cock-gazzer
How would you even do it? Gaz is text innit?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:44, Reply)
ascii.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:44, Reply)
8=======D

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:15, Reply)
Doesn't work too well, but you get the idea...
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(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:17, Reply)
host a picture somewhere
email the link

at least, that's what your dad did
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:03, Reply)
Like my Dad could work a computer

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:16, Reply)
woah.
let's not get carried away, here.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:39, Reply)
Bob Marley less successful...

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:35, Reply)
haha. That's one of the better ones of this meme.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:36, Reply)
yes, i thought this deserved MOAR attention

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:39, Reply)
Surely you can argue for inflation?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:26, Reply)
To say I am slightly annoyed is a slight understatement

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:28, Reply)
I wpon't be gettinig the promotion I wanted
as my manager has only been with me for six months and needs "more data points", fuck off, I did that before you arrived
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:29, Reply)
The real reason is that you're a shitcunt
with nothing to offer the workplace.

And you spend too much time on the internet.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:32, Reply)
I can't argue with the second point
however still overperform, hit targets etc etc
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:33, Reply)
You are:
Jim Carrey
Robin Hood
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:41, Reply)
mr kettle, I've got a mr pot on line one..

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:34, Reply)
no-one else is really getting it.
Our inflation increase was 0.3% for 2 years. And much as I dislike them we've got a few fairly powerful unions doing our negotiation.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:28, Reply)
I got 5% last year...
but I am awesome
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:29, Reply)
i think this year i'll be earning a few grand more than last year
thats always nice
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:30, Reply)
5% for inflation?
or 5% for being awesome?
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:30, Reply)
"pay adjustment" they call it

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:31, Reply)
ah, right.
ours completely separates inflationary pay rises, statuatory progression and performance related stuff. About the only thing here that is transparent...
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:33, Reply)

% stars on my McBadge
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:30, Reply)
*claims free cheese burger*

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:32, Reply)
GUTTED
just say you're deeply disappointed in the result and even though you know it's a difficult time the effect of inflation means this pay deal is a real terms wage cut of 3.5%
(PsychoChomp, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:34, Reply)
In the last 4 years, I have had one pay rise
last year. In real terms, I'd appreciate what this would mean.
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:36, Reply)
It means they think you're shit

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:38, Reply)
I thought this
15 fucking years (almost) I've been here. My rage is growing.
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:39, Reply)
You're underappreciated, a fixture if you will
By not having moved on years ago you've been marked as lacking in ambition or wit. You're the office mug, suck it up
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:43, Reply)
This weather can fuck off.
I'm supposed to be poncing round Soho in six minutes.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:55, Reply)

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