Please punch as many of those diddly-dee sentimental bog-trotting wankers for me as possible.
Thanks in advance.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:30, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

I'm staying with my friends fiancee's parents
so probably best not. Plus, all his brothers are top level hurlers and they are fucking HUGE.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:32, Reply)

Top level vomiting is a dying sport.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:33, Reply)

I heard there's a bit of a revival going on in the Bristol area this weekend, though.
That's what I heard, anyway.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:35, Reply)

Have you spoken to Stunned today?
I had a missed call from him, I belled him back but I had no answer.

Just wondering what he wanted.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:36, Reply)

I fear he is in the pub with my dear missus.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:37, Reply)

probably to know why anyone would use "bell" as a verb?
you bell-end

or something about bell-ming.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:37, Reply)

it annoys me right
when i'm watching bett hughes on divine women

and the end she says, for your infomration pack, please RING 09blahblahblah

RING? Fucking RING? I haven't RUNG someone since 1989
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:42, Reply)

lose your hands in a tragic public phone incident?
and it's difficult to use the dobber on touch screen?
there, there
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:44, Reply)

'ring' comes from the old phones you had to dial on that circle thing
these days 'call' is more appropriate
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:47, Reply)

who gives a fuck

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:52, Reply)

most women who ARE marriage material

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:55, Reply)

complain to them about it then

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:57, Reply)

i have not heard of this programme
what is it? and what does she want to give you an info pack on?

sounds suspiciously god-bothering.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:45, Reply)

kinda not really, exploring the roles of women in ancient religion
and how since Augustin the catholic church has been screwing them

but pre 376AD there were lady bishops and that, plus hindus like birds an all
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:48, Reply)

next week they're doing buddhism
and i bet they like birds too
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:50, Reply)

doesn't sound like my kind of thing
but thank you for the summary
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:53, Reply)

It's very good indeed.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:55, Reply)

That's a great programme.
I had down as more of a 'celebrity family fortunes' man, I have to admit.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:52, Reply)

nah, i love all that history bollocks
her documentaries on ancient greece were bloody good too

that woman joanne this week was mental 'women have a different role, they can't be priests because jesus was a man' loopy bitch
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:55, Reply)

Did you see Mary Beard's new Ancient Rome series?
She knows her shit but she's a bit common.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:55, Reply)

i missed that, whens it on?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:57, Reply)

Mondays I think. Poss BBC2?
Well worth a watch.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:58, Reply)

repeated late sunday, i'll have a butchers

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:59, Reply)

Ooh, that sounds good
I have a soft spot for Bethany Hughes and her hugely over-inflated ego.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:10, Reply)

it's bettany, actually

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:10, Reply)

So it is.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:14, Reply)

you idiot

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:19, Reply)