what have you got against communal showers?
I mean, it wouldn't be my preference of a method to shower but in the scheme of things they seem fairly harmless.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 11:45, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

unless you're in a concentration camp, I suppose.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 11:46, Reply)

I just don't like having to shower with a bunch of strangers.
It's bad enough when some old man decides to use the hand dryer in the gym to warm up his scrotum.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 11:47, Reply)

That, I admit, would be disturbing
you have weird gym users.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 11:47, Reply)

doesn't pjm have a story about some dude at his gym who uses the hairdryer to dry his pubes?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 11:50, Reply)

There was a guy walking around flossing his teeth the other week
That was also fucking rank.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 11:52, Reply)

eeeeow
what is wrong with people? like saggy old women at the gym who insist on standing naked and rubbing lotion into every bit of themselves. worst of all, bending over to do it.

YOU ALREADY LOOK HALF-MELTED. IT'S TOO LATE.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 11:54, Reply)

haha

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 11:55, Reply)

there was some lass on the treadmill this morning
who had been poured into lycra 4 sizes to small for her. I don't know why anyone - male or female - does that particular piece of unpleasant delusion.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 11:56, Reply)

I love wearing lycra.
Though if I'm in the gym I tend to stick some other shorts over the top.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 11:59, Reply)

nothing wrong with lycra
it's wearing lycra that's very much too small for you that's upsetting.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 12:00, Reply)

Fair enough. Mine fits me.
TMB, where do you stand on the proposal to force all dogs to be microchipped?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 12:01, Reply)

I've not thought too much about it, I'll be honest
I don't really see what the problem with doing it is, though.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 12:03, Reply)

because next they'll be microchipping people

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 12:06, Reply)

good.
some fuckers need microchipping.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 12:06, Reply)

microchi kneeca
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 12:07, Reply)

you won't be saying that next time your at waitrose
and the machine keeps going 'unexpected item in bagging area' and your fucked cos of the microchip in your brain
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 12:08, Reply)

my Waitrose hasn't got self-service tills though.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 12:10, Reply)

they have them in a secret back room full of caviar and cliquot
they only let the good customers use them
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 12:10, Reply)

ah, rightho.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 12:21, Reply)

your so middle of the road you're practically a fucking cyclist

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 12:27, Reply)

stick to your guns you massive poof
lycra is for homosexuals and pricks
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 12:05, Reply)

And Al.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 23 Apr 2012, 12:20, Reply)

i dunno who the fuck this al is you pricks are always bloody going on about

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 12:23, Reply)

my girlfriend does that, and on her arsecrack

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 12:00, Reply)