there was some lass on the treadmill this morning
who had been poured into lycra 4 sizes to small for her. I don't know why anyone - male or female - does that particular piece of unpleasant delusion.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 11:56, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

I love wearing lycra.
Though if I'm in the gym I tend to stick some other shorts over the top.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 11:59, Reply)

nothing wrong with lycra
it's wearing lycra that's very much too small for you that's upsetting.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 12:00, Reply)

Fair enough. Mine fits me.
TMB, where do you stand on the proposal to force all dogs to be microchipped?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 12:01, Reply)

I've not thought too much about it, I'll be honest
I don't really see what the problem with doing it is, though.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 12:03, Reply)

because next they'll be microchipping people

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 12:06, Reply)

good.
some fuckers need microchipping.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 12:06, Reply)

microchi kneeca
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 12:07, Reply)

you won't be saying that next time your at waitrose
and the machine keeps going 'unexpected item in bagging area' and your fucked cos of the microchip in your brain
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 12:08, Reply)

my Waitrose hasn't got self-service tills though.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 12:10, Reply)

they have them in a secret back room full of caviar and cliquot
they only let the good customers use them
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 12:10, Reply)

ah, rightho.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 12:21, Reply)

your so middle of the road you're practically a fucking cyclist

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 12:27, Reply)

stick to your guns you massive poof
lycra is for homosexuals and pricks
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 12:05, Reply)

And Al.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 23 Apr 2012, 12:20, Reply)

i dunno who the fuck this al is you pricks are always bloody going on about

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 12:23, Reply)