Bless!
Any joy with the car?
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 12:29, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

And how's your toilet? House covered in poo?

( thealternativefact, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 12:30, Reply)

Erm, I'm getting around to having another go at fixing it myself.
But first I'll have another coffee, dick around on the internet for a bit then ring the plumber \o/
There's still enough hot water in the tank to flush with a jug... and bog roll is going in the bin for now, which is making me homesick for Greece.
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 12:36, Reply)

*sicks*
Don't let Mildew near it...
( thealternativefact, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 12:37, Reply)

Hadn't thought of that...
*shuts bathroom door FIRMLY*
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 12:38, Reply)

Hurr hurr.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 12:41, Reply)

Hello! Who hates my BFF today?

( thealternativefact, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 12:42, Reply)

Yeah, tell us who it is and we'll chin them!
I have plenty of chins to share...
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 12:47, Reply)

I don't think there is any specific hate being directed my way today.
Did anyone bad mouth me at the weekend?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 12:48, Reply)

No. Bob didn't turn up and I had more interesting conversations with other people.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 13:01, Reply)

You're really covering yourself in glory there.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 13:04, Reply)

I know. Bear with me. Even slower than usual today.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 13:06, Reply)

looks like they can fix it today
Thank God. This was turning into the longest bash ever and I suspect Jeff will be sick of the sight of me by the time I go.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 12:40, Reply)

*sighs*
So many potential responses, I cannot choose.
( thealternativefact, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 12:41, Reply)

*waits on edge of seat*

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 12:45, Reply)

That's good news then :)
I'm sure Jeff wouldn't mind at all... didn't he mention something about having the whole week off work? ;o)
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 12:44, Reply)

I am supposed to be packing for my move though
Sitting in a Bristol McDonalds reading the Guardian isn't very productive.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 12:47, Reply)

You could go to the pub instead?

( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 12:48, Reply)

PLAN^

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 12:48, Reply)

went to a cafe with Jeff
Car now fixed woo!
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 14:48, Reply)