If you have your balls sliced just because you're told to, you're a pussy.
Sorry to be the bearer and all that.
How are the boys today?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 24 Apr 2012, 11:09, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

stop picking on him just because he's only half a man now

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 11:11, Reply)

I didn't get them sliced because I was told to
I did it because the wife was going to get her tubes tied and I found out its far less intrusive for me to get it done.

They boys ache like fuck today!
( Peej, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 11:12, Reply)

*low fives*

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 24 Apr 2012, 11:13, Reply)

I'm fairly sure you would have found her getting her tubes tied less intrusive, you silly boy.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 11:13, Reply)

I would have cunt punched her for free

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 11:16, Reply)

Leave my wife alone! She bought me Steak and Beer last night
and is taking me out for an Indian tonight. I'm getting my balls done more often!
( Peej, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 11:18, Reply)

Can you still get it up or will the Indian be dissapointed?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 11:20, Reply)

I can still get it up
But I am seriously not in the mood. My nuts feel like they have been kicked many times and have purple and black bruising all over
( Peej, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 11:22, Reply)

Do you get waken in the night in extreme pain when you get a bone on?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 11:25, Reply)

Morning Glory was very uncomfortable

( Peej, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 11:26, Reply)

Go to the toilet before bed, and don't drink many fluids.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 11:26, Reply)

I'd just had my bollocks sliced open
I drank several beers before bed like a normal person would
( Peej, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 11:27, Reply)

Morning glory is caused by your swollen bladder pressing against your prostate.
You'll have to decide if it's worth the beers.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 11:29, Reply)

Beer is always worth it
and if you don't agree you are obviously a homosexual
( Peej, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 11:30, Reply)

If beer made my balls hurt, I'd stick to wine.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 11:31, Reply)

I'm whining, trust me

( Peej, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 11:33, Reply)

Or make She Ra sleep in her own bloody bed

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 11:27, Reply)

Hahaha

( Peej, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 11:30, Reply)

*points and laughs*

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 11:28, Reply)

Don't make me say it

( Peej, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 11:30, Reply)

Shouldn't you two be in some sort of mutilated genitals club?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 11:30, Reply)