I also ‘enjoyed’ your severely handicapped mum in the Travelodge there. I really ‘let her tyres down’ I can tell you.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 11:48, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

proper 'let her tyres down' lols
click
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 11:50, Reply)

Travelodge?
You are forever the class act, Rimmsy.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 11:53, Reply)

She was paying, the tight bitch.
Well, I should say 'stingy'.

chip/M1 lolz
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 11:54, Reply)

chip/highstreet lolz
Well, the jokes on you. She's not allowed her own money.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 11:57, Reply)

She nicked some off you.
I think that's what she said, her typing's awful.

Bloody NHS head dobbers.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 12:04, Reply)

oh come on
who wouldn't want the last occupier's aged jizz sticking their cheeks to the pillow, yellow curled toenails in the corners of the room, and a beautiful view of the motorway as they get pounded from behind over the pizza-stained sofa? romantic bliss.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 12:15, Reply)

It's like Wordsworth never died.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 12:16, Reply)

i wandered lonely as a genital wart
that floats on high over bell and end
'twas from travelodge bedding that i was caught
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 12:21, Reply)