Mate, you're fucking moving from Birmingham to London for this job, I think they can keep the fires at bay for another week =)

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 14:53, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I NO RITE?!
I've emailed the HR person who did my reference regarding the let to say thanks, that's all gone through but the agent is still waiting on some documentation so technically I don't have anywhere to live.

But then said I'm sure it will be sorted in time and I have a backup plan so it shouldn't affect my start date.

Just to let them know, like. Not to suggest the start date needs moving or anything.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 15:10, Reply)

I'm confused, unless it's your mummy and daddy why would they give a fuck if you've got somewhere to live or not
They only want you turning up to work on the 30th, preferably at 8.30 so they can show you your worker drone cell. It'd be a bonus for them if you dumped the paedophile look that you've carefully cultured.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 15:15, Reply)

I've occascionally helped someone who's come to work for me
find a place to live. If they've been coming from another country. But, in general, I'm with the lion on this.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 15:17, Reply)

Deffo on the peedo look
espesh when he starts complementing people on their kids photos on their desks
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 15:19, Reply)

I hate to sound like my usual miserable fucking cunt self
but they are employing him. As a functioning adult. They would therefore assume that he is able to make adult decisions and alternative arrangements should he not be able to get the flat in time. A hotel, a B&B, a mate's spare room. etc.

Yes, the start date might get moved back by a sypathetic boss-to-be. But it would have the same effect on LiC's future prospects at the company as shitting in said bosses's desk drawer.

None of this impinges at all on the fact that the letting agent is being a cunt about this, but I'm slightly amazed people actually suggested LiC should try and postpone the start date.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 15:15, Reply)

I agree with this.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 15:16, Reply)

the real truth here is this:
never ask for advice on the internet.

unless you are looking for advice about porn.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 15:19, Reply)

Or advice about how best to be a tinfoil hatted conspiracy twat.
Or how to troll.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 15:23, Reply)

or how to give great advice on everything
despite having done nothing
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 15:25, Reply)

how do you troll?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 15:25, Reply)

Terrible!

( Kroney, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 15:25, Reply)

Not surprised, given your garlic-heavy diet.
You French cunt.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 15:30, Reply)

What ees zees terrible rrrrrassism from zees rrrosbif?
Criticising me over poor personal 'ygiene when your women 'ave an odious 'abeet of shaving zeir armpeets to let all the sweat out.
( Kroney, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 15:33, Reply)

no fucking idea
but the internet seems full of them.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 15:29, Reply)

I guess it depends on how formal the job is.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 15:40, Reply)