Population of London is 7,800,000. Total UK population is 62,262,000.
Working UK population is 33,600,000 which is roughly 54% of the total.

On this basis there is a working population in London of 3,900,000.
There are 2,650,000 officially classed as unemployed (though in reality the number is far hgher), this is 8% of the available working population. So 312,000 people in London are unemployed.

There are 240,000 people living in Newham. Assuming the level of unemployment is line with the national average then there are around 19,200 people in this borough who are unemployed.

So we can kick almost 20,000 cunts out to Stoke.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 9:54, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

'Chompy?
That you?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 9:57, Reply)

Watch it... some insults are just too much y'know.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 9:57, Reply)

I'm ashamed to admit
That my kids and my grandparents help make up a part of that 46% of the non working population. Lazy little fuckers. My eldest should be up a fucking chimney by now and my youngest has hands that are ideally sized for picking cotton from inside running looms. Its no wonder out economy is fucked when we have spongers who can't even claim they are in full time education getting everything just handed to them on a plate.
( Peej, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 9:57, Reply)

Hahahahahaha

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 9:59, Reply)

I'll rent one of your kids off you.
No promises on the return condition, like.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 10:00, Reply)

Do you want the smart one or the pretty one?

( Peej, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 10:01, Reply)

Pretty.
I don't mind gobby (hur hur) but it gets old after a while.

"It rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets Daddy's hose again".
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 10:03, Reply)

£5 a week?

( Peej, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 10:04, Reply)

Bloody hell. Done.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 10:06, Reply)

The only question now is who pays whom?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 10:08, Reply)

That reminds me
Tell your gran she's got to pay up by next week or they'll be no more back door action.
( Peej, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 10:09, Reply)

I've heard she's not worth the cash since her latest anal prolapse.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 10:12, Reply)

That sounds like a line from a gansta rap song

( Peej, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 10:15, Reply)

her latest anal prolapse. she's dead.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 10:40, Reply)