I'm ashamed to admit
That my kids and my grandparents help make up a part of that 46% of the non working population. Lazy little fuckers. My eldest should be up a fucking chimney by now and my youngest has hands that are ideally sized for picking cotton from inside running looms. Its no wonder out economy is fucked when we have spongers who can't even claim they are in full time education getting everything just handed to them on a plate.
( Peej, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 9:57, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Hahahahahaha

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 9:59, Reply)

I'll rent one of your kids off you.
No promises on the return condition, like.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 10:00, Reply)

Do you want the smart one or the pretty one?

( Peej, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 10:01, Reply)

Pretty.
I don't mind gobby (hur hur) but it gets old after a while.

"It rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets Daddy's hose again".
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 10:03, Reply)

£5 a week?

( Peej, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 10:04, Reply)

Bloody hell. Done.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 10:06, Reply)

The only question now is who pays whom?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 10:08, Reply)

That reminds me
Tell your gran she's got to pay up by next week or they'll be no more back door action.
( Peej, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 10:09, Reply)

I've heard she's not worth the cash since her latest anal prolapse.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 10:12, Reply)

That sounds like a line from a gansta rap song

( Peej, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 10:15, Reply)

her latest anal prolapse. she's dead.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 10:40, Reply)