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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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it RUINED my lunchtime plans
i wanted m&s but had to make do with sainsburys, as m&s is much further away :(
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:45, Reply)
i wanted m&s but had to make do with sainsburys, as m&s is much further away :(
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:45, Reply)
I know swipe is a bit money oriented, but even she can't get Rihanna to get her lunch for her
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:48, Reply)
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:48, Reply)
rihanna has done a song with that bloke who beat her up
what sort of example young women etc?
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:50, Reply)
what sort of example young women etc?
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:50, Reply)
Based on the overwhelming evidence I see on a daily basis.
Anybody that uses an umbrella is a selfish cunt with no awareness that anybody else in the world other than them even exists, let alone has a right to be able to get out of a train station, be indoors without being dripped all over or walk down a street without fearing for their eyesight.
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:50, Reply)
Anybody that uses an umbrella is a selfish cunt with no awareness that anybody else in the world other than them even exists, let alone has a right to be able to get out of a train station, be indoors without being dripped all over or walk down a street without fearing for their eyesight.
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:50, Reply)
Some of us lift them over peoples' heads.
But you are correct, they do seem to be overwhelmingly driven by the same people that use pushchairs as battering rams.
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:52, Reply)
But you are correct, they do seem to be overwhelmingly driven by the same people that use pushchairs as battering rams.
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:52, Reply)
what sort of hat do you wear that doesn't absorb water?
An umbrella hat? You cunt.
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:00, Reply)
An umbrella hat? You cunt.
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:00, Reply)
If it's raining that hard that you'll get wet whilst wearing a hat then don't fucking go out
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:02, Reply)
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:02, Reply)
but i'd promised my friend percy pigs
as it was, he had to make do with jelly beans.
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:03, Reply)
as it was, he had to make do with jelly beans.
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:03, Reply)
An acceptable substitute
I'm currently addicted to the Fizzy Teeth from Sainsburys. They are delightfully e-numberish
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:05, Reply)
I'm currently addicted to the Fizzy Teeth from Sainsburys. They are delightfully e-numberish
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:05, Reply)
Erm, quite a lot of hats.
Or, you could try a hood.
Umbrellas shouldn't be given to any fucker under 6' tall
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:03, Reply)
Or, you could try a hood.
Umbrellas shouldn't be given to any fucker under 6' tall
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:03, Reply)
at 5'6 i resent that
if you have shit hair or you're bald, no brolly. how's that?
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:05, Reply)
if you have shit hair or you're bald, no brolly. how's that?
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:05, Reply)
I'm down with that. Skin has the amazing property of being entirely waterproof after all.
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:06, Reply)
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:06, Reply)
whereas hair that has just cost £40 for a blow dry most definitely does NOT
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:10, Reply)
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:10, Reply)
well then, as long as you keep your umbrella high enough
you will be exempt from my cull
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:11, Reply)
you will be exempt from my cull
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:11, Reply)
umbrellas help but they only go so far
mud splashes all up the back of your stockings is a Bad look.
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:00, Reply)
mud splashes all up the back of your stockings is a Bad look.
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