I live in Glasgow.
I don't need to travel to experience a shithole.
Still, every cloud and that.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 9:07, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

indeed, you've got all the free blood you could need of a saturday night.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 9:10, Reply)

scars are sexy, I can easily get one.
result!
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 9:12, Reply)

I can confirm this
I've got an incredibly tiny scar on the bridge of my nose from tripping up the kerb and smashing my glasses into my face when it impacted with a wall. The street was awash with fanny in seconds. It was like a blood-splattered Lynx advert.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 9:14, Reply)

by "fanny" do you mean large men?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 9:16, Reply)

No, Craddock
Scars = NOMMY FOOD
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 9:18, Reply)

And by "blood" he means semen

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 9:18, Reply)

by falling oven on a kerb and smashing his nose
he means having a gang-bang down the docks with some Russian sailors
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 9:22, Reply)

Fucking CCTV

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 9:23, Reply)

"that's the plot of the A-Team, series 4, episode 3, Clive. What REALLY happened?"

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 9:24, Reply)

Hahaha
Quality
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 9:28, Reply)

I've had to get a couple of big ones just to blend in when I visit the Uni.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 9:14, Reply)

I went to a meeting in Glasgow a couple of weeks ago.
Everyone was drinking Irn Bru. Everyone.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 9:14, Reply)

Irn Bru Tennants Super.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 9:15, Reply)

I actually spoke to someone I suspect was Scottish.
They certainly sounded drunk. I couldn't tell for sure, the sound was somewhat muffled by the deep fried mars bar.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 9:26, Reply)

it's the law :'(

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 9:16, Reply)

My Uni shop has two fridges for all other drinks and two for irn bru.
They are all the same size. And it's 50 miles from Glasgow.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 9:18, Reply)

HOOTS!!

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 9:21, Reply)

Crivens.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 9:24, Reply)

Jings!

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 9:25, Reply)

Cripes!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 9:27, Reply)

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( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 9:39, Reply)