monty will reveal all
i hope this doesn't put you off
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:24, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

hmmm, bin pizza

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:24, Reply)

it was meant to be a flashing joke
but sure we can go with bin pizza if you like
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:25, Reply)

I was gonna write "I'll go to 90% of the places that Monty has been, if only Lusty would let me".
But I thought better of it. And then I thought to write it in quotes so it looks like a joke.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:27, Reply)

so if you had berk and lusty, oiled up and naked
which would you go for first?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:31, Reply)

I suspect some kind of explosion would occur
leaving the room looking like a truck of wallpaper paste crashed into a mudslide
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:33, Reply)

jesus, that's a horrible image
I'm almost disgusted with myself for how much I'm laughing
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:38, Reply)

0o0o0oh, interesting.
There best be some Black Garlic.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:26, Reply)

i bought some of that the other day
it is sitting on my bread bin reproaching me
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:27, Reply)

Where did you get it?
I haven't found any offline yet and online requires ordeirng of more stuff than I want.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:28, Reply)

i got mine at sainsburys
it's a whole clove, in a sachet, in the fresh herbs section
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:29, Reply)

A bulb, surely?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:30, Reply)

oh maybe
a whole thing, not a piece of it. is what i mean.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:31, Reply)

Bulb
Bulbs have cloves in them
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:31, Reply)

cloves filaments
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:32, Reply)

using incandescent bulbs still? you're worse than hitler teabagging mussolini.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:33, Reply)

No of course not!
*extinguishes whale oil lamp*
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:35, Reply)

*lectures tediously and painfully about it despite having never left middle england*

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:37, Reply)

This is a reference to me isn't it, the third of the day?
*checks policies*
(PsychoChomp, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:45, Reply)

yawn

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:59, Reply)

I have asked you repeatedly to leave me alone.
Leave me alone, I do not appreciate your remarks, your replies to things I say or the not so subtle references to me. This has been going on for far too long.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:04, Reply)

ah but it's fine for you to make comments about me, like you did only yesterday, i believe?
that's not at all weird or hypocritical, man.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:09, Reply)

FIGHT. FIGHT. FIGHT. FIGHT. FIGHT. FIGHT. FIGHT. FIGHT. FIGHT. FIGHT. FIGHT. FIGHT. FIGHT. FIGHT. FIGHT. FIGHT. FIGHT. FIGHT. FIGHT. FIGHT. FIGHT. FIGHT. FIGHT. FIGHT. FIGHT. FIGHT. FIGHT. FIGHT. FIGHT. FIGHT. FIGHT. FIGHT. FIGHT. FIGHT. FIGHT.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:11, Reply)

Make a tally of how many times you make a comment about me.
and how often I respond.
In fact check how many references you made to me in the 12months I had you on ignore. There's only so many times I can ask you to leave me alone.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:14, Reply)

You are Marlene Dietrich AICMFP

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:17, Reply)

pssst
i think that was greta garbo
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:20, Reply)

Oh well. The point still applies.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:22, Reply)

no thanks
i don't like you. and you know full well why i don't like you. it's totally down to your own behaviour. if you ever work out how to frame the words of an apology, which i think you know i am owed, we can get on just fine on here. OR you can click IGNORE and solve it that way. easy!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:22, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1600851
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:23, Reply)

Can you two please move over to the left to continue this?
It's getting hard to read over here.
Also, I'm prepared to act as mediator to try to broker a peace deal between you.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:26, Reply)

How long before Chompy deletes this?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:28, Reply)

I don't believe I owe you anything.
So you're knowingly going to continue to harrass me even then when I have calmly told you to stop?
(PsychoChomp, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:29, Reply)

hahahahahahahahha, where do you think you are posting this, the L A Law forum? get over yourself.
also, find me an example of where i have posted anything about your real name etc? what you did was much more akin to harassment, darling.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:36, Reply)

your arse has cloves in it

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:33, Reply)

That's why it smells so fragrant

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:35, Reply)

cl ho

best of all the fistings
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:36, Reply)

I love horses

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:38, Reply)

That'll be High Street Kensington for ya'.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:32, Reply)

i think i got this in the big one down near parsons green actually...

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:32, Reply)

I bet you got a big one down near parsons green

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:50, Reply)

I donno where that is, but maybe I should check out one of their bigger stores.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:05, Reply)

it's near Parsons greem

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:06, Reply)

What's black garlic?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:28, Reply)

does what it says on the tin

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:29, Reply)

In essence, rotten garlic
It turns the clove to a black jelly
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:29, Reply)

Rotten fermented garlic, not-quit-so poor man's truffles.
=)
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:32, Reply)

I like the sound of that. Perhaps we should split some, that way nobody ends up with more than they want.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:42, Reply)

Cheers man, but I'm alright thanks.
Have you ever had "Very Lazy" / "Easy on the" garlic stuff? that stuff rocks.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:00, Reply)

Yep. I like smoked garlic though and I haven't seen them do a version of that.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:02, Reply)

The fishmongers in Cockfosters do it if you're ever going pass. Ain't worth a special journey for, but if your'e in the area then picking up one is good.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:05, Reply)