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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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It's that kind of shit that tears a marriage apart.
Catface covered the entire cooker in grease yesterday because he fried the bacon at too high a temperature. I told him off because he did the same thing last week, and when I pointed it out then he said "oh sorry, I didn't think". He didn't learn either. *brandishes rolling pin menacingly*
( , Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:25, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Catface covered the entire cooker in grease yesterday because he fried the bacon at too high a temperature. I told him off because he did the same thing last week, and when I pointed it out then he said "oh sorry, I didn't think". He didn't learn either. *brandishes rolling pin menacingly*
( , Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:25, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
The toothpaste comes with a flip-top lid now, so there should be no problems with not replacing the cap
AND STILL SHE LEAVES IT OPEN!!!!!
( , Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:31, Reply)
AND STILL SHE LEAVES IT OPEN!!!!!
( , Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:31, Reply)
I think so
See also:
Not putting anything back away in the kitchen. EVER
( , Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:38, Reply)
See also:
Not putting anything back away in the kitchen. EVER
( , Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:38, Reply)
Leaving knives that you just sharpened on the draining board underneath plates and pans.
( , Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:44, Reply)
( , Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:44, Reply)
Clearing up the plates from dinner, carrying them into the kitchen
and then LEAVING THEM ON THE WORKTOP ABOVE THE EMPTY DISHWASHER!!!! FFS!!!!!
( , Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:47, Reply)
and then LEAVING THEM ON THE WORKTOP ABOVE THE EMPTY DISHWASHER!!!! FFS!!!!!
( , Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:47, Reply)
Emptying the dishwasher and not drying off the plastic stuff
Just leaving it on the bench
( , Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:48, Reply)
Just leaving it on the bench
( , Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:48, Reply)
They are not all shit.
You must therefore be married to the same woman. Good luck with that.
( , Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:49, Reply)
You must therefore be married to the same woman. Good luck with that.
( , Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:49, Reply)
Mine squeezes from the middle of the tube.
And that makes it top heavy so you can't stand it up.
WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?
( , Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:34, Reply)
And that makes it top heavy so you can't stand it up.
WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?
( , Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:34, Reply)
yeah it would
if he'd been grilled instead he'd just have stripey burn marks like a pink zebra
( , Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:32, Reply)
if he'd been grilled instead he'd just have stripey burn marks like a pink zebra
( , Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:32, Reply)
No, fry for longer.
Also, put a lid over the pan, stops the grease going everywhere.
( , Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:29, Reply)
Also, put a lid over the pan, stops the grease going everywhere.
( , Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:29, Reply)
That's true.
But it means cleaning the grill pan and I hate that. I want one of those George Foreman lean mean grilling machines.
eman nby, etc.
( , Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:29, Reply)
But it means cleaning the grill pan and I hate that. I want one of those George Foreman lean mean grilling machines.
( , Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:29, Reply)
the fuck is wrong with you?
foil is for cooking, clingfilm is for keeping your sandwiches in your thomas lunchbox
( , Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:31, Reply)
foil is for cooking, clingfilm is for keeping your sandwiches in your thomas lunchbox
( , Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:31, Reply)
CHCB, are you cross with me for being a terrible running spaz and not being able to make it this weekend?
And also for not wanting to enter the ballot for London 2013?
( , Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:33, Reply)
And also for not wanting to enter the ballot for London 2013?
( , Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:33, Reply)
I've been watching Game of Thrones all weekend.
You're lucky I don't come over there and declare war on your house. I think we can form a truce though. Besides, those swords look heavy.
( , Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:39, Reply)
You're lucky I don't come over there and declare war on your house. I think we can form a truce though. Besides, those swords look heavy.
( , Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:39, Reply)
I like that a lot
I have one to catch up on after the Man C v Man U game tonight
( , Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:40, Reply)
I have one to catch up on after the Man C v Man U game tonight
( , Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:40, Reply)
You should try Breaking Bad, I started watching it this weekend and am already part way through series 2.
( , Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:42, Reply)
( , Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:42, Reply)
I tried that based on a recommendation
and ended up watching all four seasons pretty much back to back in the space of a fortnight. Excellent series.
( , Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:43, Reply)
and ended up watching all four seasons pretty much back to back in the space of a fortnight. Excellent series.
( , Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:43, Reply)
I've just finished Season 1 and the first episode of Season 2 is my evening's viewing, very exciting.
I put off watching it for ages because I thought it was going to be some kind of LARPer shit.
( , Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:43, Reply)
I put off watching it for ages because I thought it was going to be some kind of LARPer shit.
( , Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:43, Reply)
Joffrey is delightfully evil
I could punch his smug little face until my hand broker
( , Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:43, Reply)
I could punch his smug little face until my hand broker
( , Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:43, Reply)
He's a toerag alright.
Loads of it was filmed near where my parents live so it's quite cool being able to spot locations.
( , Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:45, Reply)
Loads of it was filmed near where my parents live so it's quite cool being able to spot locations.
( , Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:45, Reply)
You should read the books. They are really good.
Would you like epub versions of them?
( , Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:41, Reply)
Would you like epub versions of them?
( , Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:41, Reply)
WOOP WOOP!
I pardon your transgressions forthwith.
Also, I hope your leg is getting better.
( , Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:50, Reply)
I pardon your transgressions forthwith.
Also, I hope your leg is getting better.
( , Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:50, Reply)
My first test run is tonight. A gentle 3 miles with only one trip up Cat Hill.
I think I'll be doing it in the rain, but that's okay, as it means I can try my birthday running raincoat.
( , Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:53, Reply)
I think I'll be doing it in the rain, but that's okay, as it means I can try my birthday running raincoat.
( , Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:53, Reply)
My mate was running a marathon on Sunday and had to pull out at 19.5 miles with hypothermia
( , Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:38, Reply)
( , Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:38, Reply)
Was it the Milton Keynes marathon?
I would have pulled out with crippling boredom.
( , Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:39, Reply)
I would have pulled out with crippling boredom.
( , Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:39, Reply)
They haven't cleared up all the shit the runners dropped.
I walked past about 100 energy powder packets. Broken Britain.
( , Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:47, Reply)
I walked past about 100 energy powder packets. Broken Britain.
( , Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:47, Reply)
If you were part of the Big Society you'd be out clearing that up.
( , Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:50, Reply)
( , Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:50, Reply)
1. wrap each bacon slice in clingfilm
2. grill
3. enjoy carcinogenic bacony plastic goodness
( , Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:33, Reply)
2. grill
3. enjoy carcinogenic bacony plastic goodness
( , Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:33, Reply)
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