I borrowed a couple of books from my friend, Mrs Boyce.
Ellen DeGeneres - Many a slip 'twixt Cup and Lip.
K.D. Lang - Tip my Velvet, you bad, bad girl.
Vita Sackville-West - Who's afraid of Virginia Woolf?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 2 May 2012, 10:29, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

oranges are not the only fruit, eh?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 2 May 2012, 10:31, Reply)

Little known fact
Oranges are not actually a fruit, they are in fact a root vegetable.
( Peej, Wed 2 May 2012, 10:33, Reply)

...as they grow underground?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 May 2012, 10:36, Reply)

Did you know a peanut is not a nut?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 2 May 2012, 10:36, Reply)

Your peanut is next to two nuts

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 May 2012, 10:42, Reply)

It's actually a baby carrot and they are petit pois.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 2 May 2012, 10:43, Reply)

Did you know they make cashews
by soaking peanuts in water and then they lie them across a pencil.

That is why they are so soggy and tasteless.
( Peej, Wed 2 May 2012, 10:44, Reply)

God I hate you.
You're not my real dad.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 May 2012, 10:33, Reply)

I've told you before, your step-father is a woman.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 2 May 2012, 10:36, Reply)

You forgot this one
www.amazon.co.uk/SQUIRMS-SCREAMS-AND-SQUIRTS-Advanced/dp/1887895647/ref=sr_1_8?ie=UTF8&qid=1335951401&sr=8-8
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 2 May 2012, 10:37, Reply)

"amazon also recommends"
A book on anal sex positions.

Magic, given my wife uses my Amazon account that's going to take some explaining.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 2 May 2012, 10:39, Reply)

"My mistress likes it up the shitter....."

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 2 May 2012, 10:42, Reply)

It's more that you'd need a book of positions rather than the back-door booting itself.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 2 May 2012, 10:43, Reply)

Amazon left open for your wife to see
"My cock's not going to suck itself" by The Mighty Badger.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 2 May 2012, 10:45, Reply)

I'd have to write it first.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 2 May 2012, 10:48, Reply)

Tell her you've been researching early Christmas presents.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 2 May 2012, 10:44, Reply)