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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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i had a load of designer shampoos and conditioners go missing once
about £150worth. eventually they caught one of the cleaners, but i never saw my money again.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 May 2012, 15:04, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Is unicorn spunk good for your hair?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 2 May 2012, 15:06, Reply)
Only if it is bumming a squirrel at the time

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 May 2012, 15:12, Reply)
Indubitably.
I use it as hand cream.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 2 May 2012, 15:12, Reply)
Happy finish?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 May 2012, 15:13, Reply)
you mean you wank off horny horses

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 2 May 2012, 15:13, Reply)
It's a job.
They never have the money though.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 2 May 2012, 15:15, Reply)
A stable job is a good thing

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 May 2012, 15:22, Reply)
Hahahaha.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 2 May 2012, 15:26, Reply)
We've had a laptop nicked from a cabinet here in work
But the best bit is the company upstairs from us also got stuff nicked but they got the guy on the director's webcam doing it. The director had setup the webcam in his office as whenever he went out someone sneaked in and drew a massive cock on his whiteboard!
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 May 2012, 15:11, Reply)
Cool story.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 2 May 2012, 15:16, Reply)
Bro

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 May 2012, 15:17, Reply)
It was one of those mobile whiteboards for meetings and the like.
What he really means is that somebody kept nicking the castors off the bottom and leaving it on bricks. Northern, you see.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 2 May 2012, 15:18, Reply)
Did they get the whiteboard pregnant?
Then it lived in a Council house forever after.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 2 May 2012, 15:24, Reply)
Yes, yes they did

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 May 2012, 15:24, Reply)
I love a happy ending.
Edit: We had already established that. See above.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 2 May 2012, 15:25, Reply)

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