the "surprise plasterer"
where, whilst taking ones ladyfriend from behind and approaching the vinegars, you pull out and spit on her back. Assuming that you've finished, she'll turn round, and you can immediately go full fathom spaff in her face.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 2 May 2012, 17:12, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Fucking hell, it's Monty's Profanisauraus

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 2 May 2012, 17:15, Reply)

Now that is an excellent idea.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 May 2012, 17:17, Reply)

if it was a profanisauraus it should really have been "approaching the billy mill roundabout"

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 2 May 2012, 17:18, Reply)

When I spaff in a girl's face I like to simultaneously yell
"HADOUKEN!"
( Kroney, Wed 2 May 2012, 17:16, Reply)

No you don't.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 May 2012, 17:17, Reply)

he probably does, you know.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 2 May 2012, 17:18, Reply)

No, I apologise profusely as it's usually an accident.

( Kroney, Wed 2 May 2012, 17:18, Reply)

on the underground.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 2 May 2012, 17:19, Reply)

"Oh, I'm terribly sorry madam
"I was aiming for the chap to your left"
( Kroney, Wed 2 May 2012, 17:20, Reply)

Oh, man, that actually made me properly laugh.
good work for a wednesday.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 2 May 2012, 17:21, Reply)

Hahahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 May 2012, 17:23, Reply)

Set your phasers to "spunk"

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 2 May 2012, 17:28, Reply)

That's a 'Paul Daniels'
Only you're supposed to accompany it with the phrase 'That's magic!'
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 2 May 2012, 17:22, Reply)

bollocks, I knew there would actually be a real phrase for it.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 2 May 2012, 17:23, Reply)

Also known as the Spiderman, I believe...

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 2 May 2012, 17:32, Reply)

I believe in that case
you are encouraged .. no, obliged .. to catch your spaff in your hand and then fling it at her, whilst shouting "go web, go!"
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 2 May 2012, 17:34, Reply)

That's the one.
I wonder if anyone's actually ever done these, or if they are made up by 14-year-olds who have heard of both sex and comics.

Wait, that's also b3ta. Ah, I see.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 2 May 2012, 17:35, Reply)

I have. Loads of times, actually.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 May 2012, 17:44, Reply)