I'm going to deploy some software to a HTC phone for testing
The other 58 minutes will be spent making out it takes longer than 2 minutes to do this.

I might do some more research on the town Reading to muster some excitement for the stag do at the end of the month.

*musters*
..
.
*fails*
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:39, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

It's a shit town full of cunts.
There. I've done your research for you.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:40, Reply)

I've already layed out a wedge for luxury lodgings at the Travail D'Lodge..
..so there's no getting out of this one. So if I've got some lemons I may as well make a sack, put them in it and give the best man some internal bruising.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:48, Reply)

If life gives you lemons
..go "fuck. free lemons"
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 3 May 2012, 17:02, Reply)

don't got to branningans

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:41, Reply)

Brannigans Reading
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:42, Reply)

Reading has a station that goes to London.
That is all.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:45, Reply)

It also has a 'shopping centre'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:47, Reply)

Correct.
London has many shopping centres.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:52, Reply)

Great expectations is a good pub, just behind the cinema near the Oracle.
Pool tables decent food, cheapish beers.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:50, Reply)

I haven't been there for about 7 years
but jesus fuck it used to be fighty when I lived round there.

Any town that schedules local trains out at the end of the night to stop at alternate small towns to minimise violence is not a town that is fun to drink in.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:58, Reply)