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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I'm home from my bestie's 21st. I'm not drunk at all. Just tired and blah. I almost cried giving my speech. Very Embarrassing.
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 14:57, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
yeah I know. Kinda sad really.I went as Hermione from Harry Potter (it was dress up themed).
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I'm embarrassed for you.It must have been awful and cringeworthy. I bet you just want the ground to swallow you up. They'll be talking about it for years and they'll give a nickname like "speech crybaby bender" or something and then you'll get married and it'll come up in one of the speeches there and you'll cry all over again and you'll be called speech recipient crybaby bender for the next few years until you have children and then you'll cry at that too but this time everybody will be fed up by your xxx crybaby bender ways and they'll shun you instead and you'll become a helicopter mum through lack of suitably aged human contact because there aren't many people in Australia and because of the internet they'll all have heard about it and then your child will grow all weird and stuff and shave its head and become a lesbian, all because of today.
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Kroney, Fri 4 May 2012, 15:05,
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Yeah, sorry to be the bearer, but you've just damned yourselfand ruined the life of your as yet unborn child since you've been a bit of a Jessie.
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Kroney, Fri 4 May 2012, 15:12,
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That B3tan wot died?Bit mean, old boy.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 May 2012, 15:17,
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don't get me wrong, I was very happy at the time, just got a bit choked up.(, Fri 4 May 2012, 15:10, Reply)
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