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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Anyone who's too wide to fit in the seat should be made to run behind the train until they meet the required standard
I'd go so far as to staple a pizza to the back of the train as an extra incentive.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 9 May 2012, 11:13, 1 reply, 12 years ago)
Good planning

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 May 2012, 11:14, Reply)
The spectator comedy value would entice more people to use trains.
Or at least watch them go by, pursued by a queue of waddling fattehs parodying The Benny Hill Show.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 9 May 2012, 11:15, Reply)
I'm already picturing the pile up every time the train stops unexpectedly.

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 9 May 2012, 11:16, Reply)
Every station tannoy would play "Yakkety Sax" as trains go through.

(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 9 May 2012, 11:17, Reply)

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