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I, for one, would perform a sexually-charged dance routine at his funeral.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 May 2012, 8:35,
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I'm not sure who the guy is, but I'd happily piss on an orchestra in his name.(, Fri 11 May 2012, 8:39, Reply)
I'm more than prepared to crap in a tuba to commemorate his life.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 May 2012, 8:41,
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If pushed, I'd spunk in a serpent for the benefit of his family.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 May 2012, 8:45,
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It would take little more than asking to encourage me to put bras on the brass section as a dignified protest at his passing.(, Fri 11 May 2012, 8:48, Reply)
The funeral will most likely be in the north of EnglandSo you might have to make do with breaking wind in front of a brass band.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 11 May 2012, 8:42,
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You could shatter a bassoon(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 11 May 2012, 8:46,
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