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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Good day shitcunts and Personality Horse.
I have just breakfasted and feel my arteries thickening as a result.
( , Fri 11 May 2012, 8:56, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
I have just breakfasted and feel my arteries thickening as a result.
( , Fri 11 May 2012, 8:56, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
I had a luxuriant go on your crippled old mum.
She was...accommodating.
( , Fri 11 May 2012, 9:02, Reply)
She was...accommodating.
( , Fri 11 May 2012, 9:02, Reply)
You only get another 2,00 gos before I have to start charging you.
( , Fri 11 May 2012, 9:17, Reply)
( , Fri 11 May 2012, 9:17, Reply)
Ah yes but the Nectar points I'll get will pretty much cancel that out.
( , Fri 11 May 2012, 9:19, Reply)
( , Fri 11 May 2012, 9:19, Reply)
did you have a fry up?
was it served on a plate from a dolls house?
cuase you're short innit.
( , Fri 11 May 2012, 8:59, Reply)
was it served on a plate from a dolls house?
cuase you're short innit.
( , Fri 11 May 2012, 8:59, Reply)
2 fried eggs, 2 sausages, 2 black pudding slices, mushrooms, fried bread and baked beans.
( , Fri 11 May 2012, 9:00, Reply)
It's his RAISIN D'ETRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
( , Fri 11 May 2012, 9:25, Reply)
( , Fri 11 May 2012, 9:25, Reply)
The 'why is Battered such a fat cunt?' conundrum appears to have been solved.
( , Fri 11 May 2012, 9:05, Reply)
( , Fri 11 May 2012, 9:05, Reply)
I'm sorry.
It was a poor attempt at 'ribald humour'. I see now that I took things too far. Sorry again.
( , Fri 11 May 2012, 9:18, Reply)
It was a poor attempt at 'ribald humour'. I see now that I took things too far. Sorry again.
( , Fri 11 May 2012, 9:18, Reply)
BIT LATE FOR THAT I'M ALREADY CUTTING MONTY IS A MEAN CUNT ONTO MY ARM
( , Fri 11 May 2012, 9:19, Reply)
( , Fri 11 May 2012, 9:19, Reply)
they used emus in the scene witht he running dinosaurs in jurassic park and CGI'd over them
this is facts
( , Fri 11 May 2012, 9:30, Reply)
this is facts
( , Fri 11 May 2012, 9:30, Reply)
he hasn't been around since yesterady afternoon
i'm starting to get worried, i left a saucer of milk and some cat food in a jar by my back door last night but no-one's seen him
:(
( , Fri 11 May 2012, 9:14, Reply)
i'm starting to get worried, i left a saucer of milk and some cat food in a jar by my back door last night but no-one's seen him
:(
( , Fri 11 May 2012, 9:14, Reply)
haha, poor Rory
like all great artists doomed to not be appreciated in his own time
( , Fri 11 May 2012, 9:15, Reply)
like all great artists doomed to not be appreciated in his own time
( , Fri 11 May 2012, 9:15, Reply)
i don't know why he was banned, i said just as much as he did, if not more with links to his sites and everything
i'm way worse than rory, i guess i'm just more liked
( , Fri 11 May 2012, 9:16, Reply)
i'm way worse than rory, i guess i'm just more liked
( , Fri 11 May 2012, 9:16, Reply)
Maybe MOD EDIT was just annoyed at him
for saying he was an alcoholic paedo.
( , Fri 11 May 2012, 9:20, Reply)
for saying he was an alcoholic paedo.
( , Fri 11 May 2012, 9:20, Reply)
what scaryduck? i think there was history there
maybe lyon was abused by duck when he was little, it would explain the bitterness
( , Fri 11 May 2012, 9:21, Reply)
maybe lyon was abused by duck when he was little, it would explain the bitterness
( , Fri 11 May 2012, 9:21, Reply)
Maybe Lyon was caught by his wife doing unspeakable things at the duck pond.
( , Fri 11 May 2012, 9:22, Reply)
( , Fri 11 May 2012, 9:22, Reply)
nah in my head scaryduck groomed lyon way back when andi peters was on the beeb
lyon, being king of the serengeti grew up FURIOUS that he'd been violated by the 12 inches corkscrew penis of one of his more laughable subjects
he found scaryduck's address, put on a shirley temple outfit and broke in, setting up a webcam just in time for scaryduck to come home. scaryduck by this point has turned to drink to deal with the guilt issues he has for all the paedophilia, and to suppress his own childhood abuse by his father, the very reason he became a paedophile to begin with.
Drunk and horny, scary sets about beating lyon and tearing at his clothes, forcing his turgid member in the young lyon's innocent eyes, little knowing that he's been set up.
lyon dials mrs duck on his mobile after scary flips him over, mrs duck arrives not long after, screams, vomits profusely and signs divorce papers on the spot
thats just how i see it
( , Fri 11 May 2012, 9:28, Reply)
lyon, being king of the serengeti grew up FURIOUS that he'd been violated by the 12 inches corkscrew penis of one of his more laughable subjects
he found scaryduck's address, put on a shirley temple outfit and broke in, setting up a webcam just in time for scaryduck to come home. scaryduck by this point has turned to drink to deal with the guilt issues he has for all the paedophilia, and to suppress his own childhood abuse by his father, the very reason he became a paedophile to begin with.
Drunk and horny, scary sets about beating lyon and tearing at his clothes, forcing his turgid member in the young lyon's innocent eyes, little knowing that he's been set up.
lyon dials mrs duck on his mobile after scary flips him over, mrs duck arrives not long after, screams, vomits profusely and signs divorce papers on the spot
thats just how i see it
( , Fri 11 May 2012, 9:28, Reply)
There aren't enough clicks in the world for this ACCURATE DEPICTION.
( , Fri 11 May 2012, 9:32, Reply)
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