We had a girl called Julie in our year
who had a Tim Henman haircut, terrible dandruff and was, I believe, a genuine undiagnosed autist. She was about 4'11, pissed herself with alarming regularity and snot came out of her nose when she laughed. She's got three kids now and lives in Blackburn with a 40 year old chav who has about seven teeth, as far as I can tell.
(berk, Tue 15 May 2012, 8:27, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

she broke your heart, didn't she.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 15 May 2012, 8:29, Reply)

She really wasn't my type.

(berk, Tue 15 May 2012, 8:30, Reply)

yeah, keep bottling up the pain, that's healthy.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 15 May 2012, 8:31, Reply)

Healthier than touching her, yeah
I confess a lot of us used to run away from her shrieking 'urgh! julie germs!' if she tried to touch you. Ah, playground wit.
(berk, Tue 15 May 2012, 8:39, Reply)

she's probably dead now.
sadtimes :'(
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 15 May 2012, 8:42, Reply)

I think the fact that you were in 6th form at this point made it even worse.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 15 May 2012, 8:48, Reply)

Hey, what can I say, she's great in the sack.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 May 2012, 8:30, Reply)

Are you sure she wasn't just a toddler that had a terrible growth spurt?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 15 May 2012, 8:49, Reply)