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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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is it good form to immediately leave the sex arena to clean the shitty digit?
Or does one carry on, trying not to leave smears on the bedsheets?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:05, 5 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Just run your hand through her hair, that should get rid of most of it.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:05, Reply)
:O
!
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:06, Reply)

hair beard
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:08, Reply)
option b usually
followed by a mad dash to clean the finger before someone accidentally kisses it or runs their fingers through someones hair
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:06, Reply)
1 positive of having a baby is that ytou always have wet wipes to hand!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:07, Reply)
oh man, my gf carries alcohol wipes in her handbag
i'll totally have to remember that next time
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:08, Reply)
Is she neurotic?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:14, Reply)
she is a bit about cleanliness
she'll obsess all night about making sure that her kitchen is spotless

meanwhile she hasn't hoovered or changed her bed for 2 weeks
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:18, Reply)
I bet if you shone a black light on it it would look like Barrymores face after one of his parties

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:19, Reply)
yea probz

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:22, Reply)
Don't let Scarpe hear you saying that.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:14, Reply)
Don't pretend you didn't just regard the corn as a snacky bonus
and chowed down on it with gusto. He's told everyone that's what you did on 'FB', so don't deny it.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:06, Reply)
Wipe it on her fanny.
That's what I do with your mum and she fucking loves it.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:08, Reply)
Don't you find your finger gets stuck in her matted muff though?
Fucking hell, that thing is at least a 6 on the Gibbons Scale.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:09, Reply)
Her dreadlocked growler is getting a little out of hand, it's true.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:11, Reply)
Jah mon

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:11, Reply)
It bears a striking resemblance to the top of Bob Marley's head
and smells worse
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:11, Reply)
Also, more often than not it's like Bob Marley's preferred type of donut.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:12, Reply)
hahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:12, Reply)
I thought you were dead.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:12, Reply)
I'm just wondering why you have sex in an arena

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 15 May 2012, 11:09, Reply)
My wife is Tina Turner

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:10, Reply)
*gerontophile high fives*

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 15 May 2012, 11:10, Reply)
*thunderdome chest bumps*

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:12, Reply)
POTD

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:11, Reply)
it was simply the best today

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:14, Reply)
You've spoiled it now

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:20, Reply)
WPOTD

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:20, Reply)
i preferred naked ape's post
there's something about being so shit it's good
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:22, Reply)

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