I just came up with a great idea.
Two electrical circles going around the rim of a men's toilet, or some kind of wet detector. When it detects a cirtain level of wetness, a light comes up outside the cubical with a buzzer, and even worst, a light comes on in the main area of the pub. This is used to shame anyone who pisses and misses the bowl. Of course they could get around this by simply not pissing anywhere near the toilet, like in the corner of the room. It would have a break in it around the front because of withdrawl-dribbles.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 15 May 2012, 14:16, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Or sit on it with a sweaty arse.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 15 May 2012, 14:20, Reply)

Could get around that by it deactivating with 5k worth of weight.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 15 May 2012, 14:21, Reply)

so you put your legs up on the bowl, piss all over the seat and get away with it?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 15 May 2012, 14:29, Reply)

I don't know why Gonz is trying to solve this apparent problem with technology
Or why people are trying to find ways to circumvent his system.
What is going on?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 May 2012, 14:33, Reply)

someone's pissed on a seat, gonz in a last minute rush to the bogs has sat in it
in a fit of fury he's now talking about electricuting those whose wee he is forced to sit in
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 15 May 2012, 14:34, Reply)

Gonz and his "roundhead" bretheran are fed up of the cavalier way those chaps with their foreskins still attached spray wildly when urinating

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 May 2012, 14:35, Reply)