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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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My birthdayThis thread is about me, you lucky things.
I've been asked by a number of people what I want for my birthday.
So far I've drawn a blank, what would make a great present for me?
Alt: What are your weekend plans or something
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I bet if I asked "what do you want for your birthday"I'd get more responses, you're all so self absorbed.
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Thanks for asking!I want more records.
But my wife will buy me books.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:09,
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I don't even own an mp3 player. Fancy that eh??!?!(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:11,
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I think you should ask for a better thread.Alt: And this is no better. Weekend plans? On a Tuesday?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:07,
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I'm living for the weekend at the moment.Work is boring and I'm saving money.
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But we're having fun in this thread, right?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:12,
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For some people it's the only loving they'll getHahahahahahah lolz
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I clicked this instead.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:24,
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I clicked the super secret report to mods for being gay button on your profile.(, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:30, Reply)
www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Star-Wars-double-egg-cup-perfect-condition-/290712251139?_trksid=p4340.m185&_trkparms=algo%3DDLSL%252BSIC.NPJS%26its%3DI%26itu%3DUCI%252BUA%26otn%3D10%26pmod%3D320863282173%252B320863282173%26po%3D%26ps%3D63%26clkid%3D8434541875663659326
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:13,
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fucki googled that and couldn't find one, i was proud that they didn't exist
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You should ask for some spirits so you can make your time indoors more fun by making cocktails.Or by drinking RAW SPIRITS if you are a fucking HARDNUT like me.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:14,
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I'm not generally a fan of spirits, And I've got plenty of (rapidly diminishing) homebrew left.
I should get another batch going.
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It depends, what are you interests besides spreadsheets and rape?It's also my birthday soon.
Alt: Seeing family for mine and my nephew's birthday.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:15,
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Computer gamesI do actually want to get some new components for my computer but I don't really want other people to buy them for me, because they'll fuck it up.
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You need a wish list to direct people toIf you choose exactly what you want, it is harder for people to fuck it up.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:21,
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That's like a wedding list.Maybe I'll put it on my facebook profile and post on here so you can all get me something as well.
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I'm hoping for a ram stick from you if you know what I mean**DDR3 2gb 1333 at least (and branded)
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No sorry, I haven't got the foggiest idea what you mean.Have you got a wish list, with handy links to where things can be purchased?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:30,
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he can't, he's inde-nilehe thought it would be zamb-EASY, but it's more difficult than expected
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I don't know about you, but to cheer myself up, I'm going here with my GF in July:www.gfyork.com/
No going there before me and leaving a giant turd in the four-poster.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:21,
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Ask for a weekend away in York then(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:38,
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I have briefly come back from the deadTo inform you that I worked there as a chef in summer 2001 and that I live in York.
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Well, tell me what the place is like.Have I forked out my hard earned on a pile of tosh?
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:45,
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That's what I thought.It's right central too.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:48,
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I stayed in the Hilton for a night as part of my honeymoonYork is one of the best places in the world for having a leisurely stroll and many many pints
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:53,
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I've been there a few times, but not stayed in the city.I'm going to use the train so won't have to worry about parking or getting bladdered.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:59,
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We used to go at least twice a year and go 1st class from NewcastleOnly an hour to get there. Going to take the kids this summer to the railway museum as they both love trains
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:00,
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I no longer actively participate on here.Contactable by gaz, text and XboxLive only.
Soz bbz.
Soz.
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I'm doing a BBQ next weekendExpecting to spend about £50 on meat alone, should be good!
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:41,
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Excellent stuffI want a BBQ but I fear it would drown at the moment
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:42,
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Not for the amount of people coming, so far 25 confirmed(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:53,
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Are you any good at butchering?If so get 3 chickens bone cut off their wings legs thighs, bone the breast meat and put them in a jerk sauce overnight. Chop into portions before grilling, you'll get about ~30 pieces for about £15. It's a bit of work the day befor but it's really nice.
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Good planWE used to have massive BBQs at my mate's flat which was above the restaurant he managed. About 60 people on the massive balcony and BBQ cooking until 4am by torchlight. All good fun!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:02,
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Sadly not, the last time I attempted any serious butchering, I nearly took my finger off.That fucking rabbit was out for my blood.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:10,
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#insert swipe terrifying pic here#(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:11,
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ExactlyNow, I prefer to slow cook it whole, then debone it afterwards, so much easier, and you get so much more meat.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:12,
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we always bring our own meatAnd do swapsies. Host usually provides salad and onion and emergency baps. I suspect this is because we are tight cunts.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:03,
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I always bring my own meat(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:04,
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I'd far rather pick up the meat myself tbh, I'm going for hot wings, chinese style pork, good sausages, good burgers, possibly some pork belly, etcThen I'm also going to make some lamb & mint burgers, see how well they come out compared to last time.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:10,
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Sausages are shit on bbqsToo much effort and too easy to fuck up.
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That works if you take it in turnsWe generally only had a couple of people who would host, the rest either didn't have a garden, didn't have a bbq or couldn't be arsed.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:17,
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I always host, people simply give me cash for the foodMakes no sense to host it anywhere else, as I'm one of the few with my own place which has a garden.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:23,
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Oh man I've just been sent a link to some photos on Facebook of the FC Kahuna boys' club night in '95. One pic is of me described as 'about to hit the floor for some breaking action'. Everyone looks fucked right up. You can see Pete Wiggs from St Etienne there and my old pal Paul McCaffrey who is now a comedian. Dear God it's dreadful.
I cannot believe it's 17 years ago. Fucking hell.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:57,
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funnily enough I do look pretty fat(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:03,
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I wouldn't have known it was you from the pic!(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:12,
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That was in my heyday of DJing, so-called ‘celebrity’ pals etc. I rather miss them in a way. Seeing those pics I feel rather sad for some reason.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:15,
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Oh my dayz, I was out getting my haircut from my local hair dressers who gave me a hair cut when it was all nice and sunny.So then I thought "I will put my jacket into my local cleaners" and they charged me £6.50 and I can pick up my item on thursday. I then went into my local waitrose where me me me, i i i, blah blah blah.... ended up walking home in hail storms and getting cuts from them.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:03,
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I got hit on the ear three times in exactly the same spot by hailit's like it was aiming for me.
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Is you African?Or is you Indian?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:25,
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I love it when a plan comes together(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:26,
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Upon the death of your mother by a hunter,you were chased by the hunter. You escaped, and in the process left the jungle, visited a big city, and returned to bring the benefits of civilization to your fellow elephants. Just as you returned to your community of elephants, your king died from eating a bad mushroom. Because of your travels and civilization, you were immediately appointed king of the elephant kingdom. You married your cousin, and you then had children and taught them valuable lessons???
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Kroney, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:29,
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Hang on!That was blue a minute ago!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:34,
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You in your lucky green suit.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:38,
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*sings*Goodbye my Coney Island girrrrrrrrrrl
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:33,
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No I don't.Not like you with your Sacha Distel and Serge Gainsbourg shit.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:42,
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Vanessa Paradis reinvented music. All of it. What a woman. Joie le taxi hahahaha classic.
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Kroney, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:44,
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I'd reinvent her music if you know what I mean.She'd have to call 'Joe le Taxi' because she'd be unable to walk.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:48,
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I'M SAYING I WOULD LIKE PHYSICAL CONGRESS WITH HER.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:50,
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I'VE CHANGED MY MIND. YOU CAN HAVE HER.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:51,
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I'm sorry, you're committed now. You have to.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 May 2012, 17:21,
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my gf is a massive beach boys fani got her some of their original records for christmas, framed em and put them up in her place
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I love their earlier surfing stuff.The vocal harmonies have the same effect on me that choral music does on Christian gaylords.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:43,
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i like good vibrations, she likes god only knowswe've reached an impasse
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Punch her in the clopper.Did you know that the 3-odd minutes of Good Vibrations was edited and revised down repeatedly from what was originally about 9 mins of music?
I think this is true, mind you I was told this by my father in about 1982 and it might be bollocks.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:46,
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just looked it up, a lot of work went into it either wayen.wikipedia.org/wiki/Good_Vibrations
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Indeed:'The production of the song is reported to have spanned seventeen recording sessions at four different recording studios, and used over 90 hours of magnetic recording tape, with an eventual budget of $50,000'
Worth every cent I reckon.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:53,
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Nick Kent's Brian Wilson interviews are very sad indeed to read.He was not a good advert for LSD.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:54,
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No, his was 'Ziggy Stardust'(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:53,
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I love how with all the stories you know, _this_ is the one you question it's validity on.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:55,
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<3 u !!!!!(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 15 May 2012, 18:19,
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Is it your penis that you're implying? Because I reckon thats why elephants have trunks, so they can get blowjobs.A guraff once tried to go down on me, couldn't get all the way in.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:34,
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They wouldn't need such long trunks if they didn't have such small cocks.Thought for the day, there.
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Kroney, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:35,
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Say what you like about Gonz, he's fucking SHARP.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:40,
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I don't know how you expect me to compete with that, mine barely scales to a pony.Would you promise me one thing, just one.... that you'll never go in beyond 10 inches, 12 on your birthday. I'd like some tire on the tracks when I take her out for a ride.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:45,
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Tred on the tire, not tire on the tracks.Oh god, I hate to think what you think of me after that mistake =S
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:47,
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I never did see such a thing, it was bright and sunny and then KAPLOWIE, it was hailing like I've never seen it.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:29,
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