odds of you shagging your MiL - 1/5
odds of you beating her in one of your now legendary rages - 1/1 on (cert)

most annoying person is probably my sister i recently found out she almost certainly cheated on her husband, and her kids, and she treats her husband (who is a really nice guy) like shit

alt the fuck should i know?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:13, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I have lost my temper with my FiL before.
I think the words I used were 'wind your neck in you cunt'.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:17, Reply)

Alt: I thought you were a 'Mediterranean type'?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:17, Reply)

doesn't mean i give a fuck about greece
italy are fucked too but its not like i care
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:25, Reply)

Some patriot you are.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:26, Reply)

i'm british
but then i couldn't give a frig about that neither
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:32, Reply)

Where were you when it all kicked off last night, Billy Ocean?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:17, Reply)

Did the going get tough?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:20, Reply)

*gets going*

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:21, Reply)

*gets rough*

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:24, Reply)

what kicked off? what did i miss?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:25, Reply)

That's what I'm wondering.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:28, Reply)

I'm not aware of anything kicking off. Not on here.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 16 May 2012, 9:32, Reply)

Well maybe we should kick off now?
YOU FUCKING WANKER.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:34, Reply)

That's it, I'm flouncing.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 16 May 2012, 9:38, Reply)

I'm gazzing the effing mods, yo.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:39, Reply)

There he goes, crying to the teachers again.
Go on Davvo, hit the little grass.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:43, Reply)

I'LL GET MY DAD

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:47, Reply)

YEAH? WELL MY DAD'S BIGGER THAN YOUR DAD!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:49, Reply)

YEAH? WELL MY MUM'S DEADER THAN YOUR MUM!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:55, Reply)

*pushes Monty in the back so he bumps into DG*
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:39, Reply)

Gerroff!
Actually, work beckons. I'm outta here.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 16 May 2012, 9:44, Reply)

It didn't really
Quentin told /links that I called them all poofs. The end.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:38, Reply)

oh right i only just saw this
yes
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:02, Reply)

Woh', you got a SISTER who plays the field? Why is this information new to me?
C'mon, you gotta admit, I'd make a great brother-in-law, Don't worry, I'll bail the moment the kids start reffering to me as 'uncle' or even worst, 'dad'. Santa I don't mind, but they're fucked if they think they're getting anything better than the PS3 games I don't play anymore.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:42, Reply)