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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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My daughter has chicken pox.

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:45, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Oof. Nasty.

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:46, Reply)
Better to get it out of the way as a kid
Neither of ours has had it yet
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:47, Reply)
Take them round to Monty's

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:48, Reply)
I only want them to get chicken pox though

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:49, Reply)
It's best to get AIDS out of the way earlier rather than later.

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:50, Reply)
really?
*goatses*
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:51, Reply)
Oh they've 'had it' alright

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:50, Reply)
Your chicken cox does not count

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:52, Reply)
'suck me cock, it;s fowl'

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:54, Reply)
Classic Macc Lads quote.

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:56, Reply)
Classic songs. Their best being 'Now he's a poof' and 'Sweaty Betty'

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:58, Reply)
Animal Testing is my personal favourite
I believe in animal testing
Mooooo
That's a cow
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:00, Reply)
'Now he's a poof' contains
'Now he's a poof.
He's an ass bandit.
Now he's a poof.
He's got spermy shit.
He's got a black man sleeping in his beeeeeeeeeeeeeed'
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:02, Reply)
'Blackpool' was a fave of mine.
"We rode along the M6 chucking cans at other folk..." Classic.
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:02, Reply)
One of their best intro's
'close your legs love, your meat smells'
'but it keeps the flies off me chips'.
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:04, Reply)
"Dance dance round us handbags".

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:05, Reply)
There is one I can't fully remember about the Falklands war
Which contains something about British soldiers being on their way 'with their bayonets and tommy guns and their bellies full of Boddingtons'.
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:07, Reply)
"Buenos Aires" I think.

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:13, Reply)
'The Fat Bastard' wins.

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:08, Reply)
is this Top Trumps: Disease Edition?
I had a genital wart once

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(, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:48, Reply)
You are one massive genital wart.

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:49, Reply)
He's the weeping sore left when a genital wart is accidentally ripped off

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:14, Reply)
I've got bum-AIDS


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