Anyone who says 'Navy'
Is a member of The Village People.

Anyone who answers to the names Tangles is an automatic Barrymore.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 17 May 2012, 22:08, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

did I escape tonight?
Does that mean I got the right answer?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 17 May 2012, 22:16, Reply)

George Melly
said in his autobiography that the only thing the navy taught him was how to wank in a hammock without waking the rest of the crew.

That's what I thought.

Nobody can tell what you're doing in a, er, cockpit.

RAF FTW.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Thu 17 May 2012, 22:18, Reply)

Alright Fairclough

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 May 2012, 22:19, Reply)

Tracy
refuses to come to the baths.

Sad face.

Mind you, she's 47 now.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Thu 17 May 2012, 22:22, Reply)

She's upstairs listening to records.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 May 2012, 22:23, Reply)

Tapes.
She was listening to tapes.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 17 May 2012, 22:26, Reply)

I bow down to your superior soap knowledge.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 May 2012, 22:32, Reply)

But
they're reel-to-reel tapes of John Peel's Perfumed Garden programme.

I reely, reely love her. :(
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Thu 17 May 2012, 22:36, Reply)

Do they feature the Mad Stuntman?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 17 May 2012, 22:50, Reply)