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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Someone said something on the internet and it was srs biz so I threw my laptop at the wall and it smashed
My morning was ruined weeks ago
Crisps have to be made from slices of potato. Any of these maize based snacks and stuff made from reformed potato can fuck right off. Also AA is quite clearly a Bent Spastic Nonce because Cheese and Onion crisps are ace. I like mature chedder and red onion crisps.
( , Fri 18 May 2012, 11:12, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
My morning was ruined weeks ago
Crisps have to be made from slices of potato. Any of these maize based snacks and stuff made from reformed potato can fuck right off. Also AA is quite clearly a Bent Spastic Nonce because Cheese and Onion crisps are ace. I like mature chedder and red onion crisps.
( , Fri 18 May 2012, 11:12, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
lets not limit our snacking potential
kettle chips are the mack daddy though.
also noteworthy: i fucking hate when brands try to justify the pricing by going 'it's NOT a cheese and onion, it's mature red leicester and shallot' or 'maldon sea salt and balsamic vinegar strained through the minge-hair of nubile virgins' call a spade a spade ffs.
( , Fri 18 May 2012, 11:16, Reply)
kettle chips are the mack daddy though.
also noteworthy: i fucking hate when brands try to justify the pricing by going 'it's NOT a cheese and onion, it's mature red leicester and shallot' or 'maldon sea salt and balsamic vinegar strained through the minge-hair of nubile virgins' call a spade a spade ffs.
( , Fri 18 May 2012, 11:16, Reply)
Cheese and onion crisps are for spastics, nonces, both of the above, and those who stay in a loveless marriage.
( , Fri 18 May 2012, 11:18, Reply)
( , Fri 18 May 2012, 11:18, Reply)
what about spastic nonces in a loveless marriage?
what do they eat?
babies. messily. alone. in front of the tv. crying.
( , Fri 18 May 2012, 11:19, Reply)
what do they eat?
babies. messily. alone. in front of the tv. crying.
( , Fri 18 May 2012, 11:19, Reply)
You try having children and then see how fucking hard it is to leave them
( , Fri 18 May 2012, 11:23, Reply)
( , Fri 18 May 2012, 11:23, Reply)
I did, left him by the train track
I think his name was James, or something...
( , Fri 18 May 2012, 11:25, Reply)
I think his name was James, or something...
( , Fri 18 May 2012, 11:25, Reply)
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