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I'm watching The Thing while making chicken and vegetable pies for dinner.
What are you doing?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 21 May 2012, 17:29, 86 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
aw man i love the fantastic 4
going home, bye
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 21 May 2012, 17:31, Reply)

Revising the nth term and factorisation. Frankly I've had enough. What vegetables.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 21 May 2012, 17:32, Reply)
Your mum and your dad.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 21 May 2012, 17:33, Reply)

Ha it's funny 'cause they're actually smart.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 21 May 2012, 17:34, Reply)
It would be really funny if your mum was in a coma and your dad is gay.
Cus then I could say your mum is a vegetable and your dad is a fruit.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 21 May 2012, 17:37, Reply)
If you could make this happen in order to make the joke work, then I'd really spprechate it.
I can lend you a baseball bat to make it work.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 21 May 2012, 17:38, Reply)
He doesn't need one, he'll just sit on her next time he's round there.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 21 May 2012, 17:40, Reply)
Then how come you turned out the way you did?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 21 May 2012, 17:37, Reply)

Assuming you're correct and we're exactly like our parents your house growing up must have smelt like fish and been covered in blood for 5 days a month.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 21 May 2012, 17:42, Reply)
Ooh zing

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 May 2012, 17:45, Reply)
It was rather wasn't it.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 21 May 2012, 17:48, Reply)
He aint just a pretty face

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 21 May 2012, 17:50, Reply)
No, no he certainly isn't.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 21 May 2012, 17:53, Reply)
Ticking away the moments that make up a dull day...

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 21 May 2012, 17:37, Reply)
Attempting and failing to have a go on my cousin's iPad.
Little git won't let me go anywhere near it.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 21 May 2012, 17:39, Reply)
He's probably heard what happened to your mate's mum's laptop.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 May 2012, 17:56, Reply)
I might have a burger king for dinner as I haven't had one in rears and there is one on the way home from work.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 21 May 2012, 17:39, Reply)
Or a Japanese as I'd be celebrating

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 21 May 2012, 17:40, Reply)
That's more like it.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 May 2012, 17:43, Reply)
Dude you have a Waitrose almost next door.
Having eaten your burgers, I can tell you that BK will only upset you.

How was your first day?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 May 2012, 17:43, Reply)
working til 7
then i have volunteered myself and my flat to host tea parties for lonely old people a couple of times a year, so have the first charity meeting tonight.

i don't think i'll be getting laid as a consequence of any of this.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 May 2012, 17:41, Reply)
I thought you hosted lonely people more often than that?
Only I heard you called it "date night".

LOL!
(Bazongaloid, Mon 21 May 2012, 17:42, Reply)
hmm
no Laugh and no Loud.

you can get Out though!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 May 2012, 17:47, Reply)
Baddum!

(Bazongaloid, Mon 21 May 2012, 17:49, Reply)
Good God, swipe
Why would you do this?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 21 May 2012, 17:43, Reply)
charity innit
i think it's a nice thing to do. the other option was chauffeuring them around, but i didn't think it was quite right to make pensioners limbo into my low-slung slinky 2-seater sports car, somehow
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 May 2012, 17:46, Reply)
Can't you just sign up for some monthly direct debit or something?
You do realise your flat is goign to smell like lavender water and wee now? I hope you've put plastic sheeting down on your furniture.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 21 May 2012, 17:48, Reply)
It'll make a change from shit on the carpet.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 May 2012, 17:53, Reply)
you're just jealous cos it's a LOLBASH
to which you are not invited.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 May 2012, 17:55, Reply)
I'm never invited.
I just turn up like a bad smell.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 21 May 2012, 17:57, Reply)
+ of vinegary farts

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 May 2012, 17:59, Reply)
You might get added
To some pensioners will though.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 May 2012, 17:44, Reply)
We've got a ghastly Irishwoman staying the night.
We'll be lolling and drinking wine, and eating gyoza, chili squid and pak choi.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 May 2012, 17:42, Reply)
It's not that red haired one that runs marathons is it?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 21 May 2012, 17:45, Reply)
Yes. Dreadful woman she is.
Simply dreadful.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 May 2012, 17:46, Reply)
She really is.
Her progeny is even worse, dreadful family, can't abide them.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 21 May 2012, 17:49, Reply)
I just think some people should think twice before multiplying.
I really do.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 May 2012, 17:51, Reply)
I'm wondering
Why I decided to go to the gym this evening instead of post work pub. It would be a lovely evening to be sitting on the waterfront with a pint.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 May 2012, 17:42, Reply)
Please sir! I know sir!
It's because you're a poof sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 May 2012, 17:44, Reply)
You might have a point there.
Any news from Stunned as to the quest to find the shoe of Deacon?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 May 2012, 17:48, Reply)
Apparently when he jumped in the sea
half of Japan was submerged by a gert big tsunami.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 May 2012, 17:49, Reply)
Waiting for a metro.
More news as it happens.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 21 May 2012, 17:47, Reply)
why pies plural?
how many are you planning to eat?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 May 2012, 17:48, Reply)
One for me, and one for my wife.
They are only small pies.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 21 May 2012, 17:49, Reply)
but two small pies = much more pastry and much less filling
unless that's the point, in which case, carry on cook.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 May 2012, 17:56, Reply)
I only have two small pie pots, so I can only make two small pies
They are pot pies, so the only pastry is on the top.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 21 May 2012, 18:02, Reply)
hmmmm
your story checks out.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 May 2012, 18:09, Reply)
*all

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 21 May 2012, 17:50, Reply)
Stop copying me.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 May 2012, 17:51, Reply)
stop copying me

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 21 May 2012, 18:02, Reply)
All of them.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 May 2012, 17:50, Reply)
Oh Monty.
Really?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 21 May 2012, 17:53, Reply)
How is your drenis?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 21 May 2012, 17:53, Reply)
Weeping and suppurating.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 May 2012, 17:54, Reply)
OMG! IM COOKING TOO!! SWAP RECIPES?!
I'm also drinking good beer and listening to PM
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 21 May 2012, 17:50, Reply)
Piers Morgan?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 May 2012, 17:52, Reply)
Peter Mandelson?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 May 2012, 17:54, Reply)
Dawn?

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 21 May 2012, 17:56, Reply)
Worst MC ever.
Makes MC Miker G look like Rakim.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 May 2012, 17:57, Reply)
Oh God, Monty, I don't care.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 21 May 2012, 17:57, Reply)
Pretend he's a 'USB port' or something.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 May 2012, 17:58, Reply)
Actually, those MC types are the ones doing all the vocal work right?
pretty sure the worst ever was Vanilla Ice.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 21 May 2012, 17:59, Reply)
A radio programme
For people who don't have to work until 6pm.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 21 May 2012, 17:57, Reply)
Piss monkeys?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 May 2012, 17:59, Reply)
That's the one.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 21 May 2012, 18:00, Reply)
I'm now on the metro.
Exciting stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 21 May 2012, 17:52, Reply)
then what happened

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 21 May 2012, 17:53, Reply)
The driver made it move forward.
It really is a modern marvel.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 21 May 2012, 17:56, Reply)
you should twitter this shit
it's more of an appropriate medium for this blow by blow account
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 21 May 2012, 17:58, Reply)
Perish the thought.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 21 May 2012, 18:01, Reply)
The Metro makes me want to kill myself.
I walk absolutely everywhere in Newcastle. Obviously a bit hard if you live further out.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 21 May 2012, 17:56, Reply)
I normally get the train in.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 21 May 2012, 17:59, Reply)
I have a chicken breast and am trying to decide how to cook it
I also have an onion and a red pepper and some chilis and some spinach and some chopped tomatoes and ALL THE HERBS and ALL THE SPICES and goats cheese. I figure I ought to be able to make SOMETHING.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 21 May 2012, 18:11, Reply)
Chop the chicken up, fry with some onion and pepper and spices and herbs
pour on tomatoes. Eat with pasta.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 21 May 2012, 18:21, Reply)
that sounds likely
I might jazz it up with a bit of balsamic vinegar too.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 21 May 2012, 18:29, Reply)
You should
Make a call to a pizza delivery place.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 May 2012, 18:25, Reply)
Don't think I'm not tempted

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 21 May 2012, 18:28, Reply)
Goats cheese and spinach stuffed chicken breast
or make a sauce with the onion, pepper, chillis, tomatoes and spinach, pan fry the chicken breast and serve it in the sauce.
(berk, Mon 21 May 2012, 18:35, Reply)
That's what I had last night
with a little chili pickle in there too. I'm out of pancetta to wrap it in though.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 21 May 2012, 18:37, Reply)
One of Hot Chip's new songs is amaaaaaazing
Alexis Taylor's voice is beautiful, too. Enjoy; youtu.be/Y1KIK0ESJp8
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 21 May 2012, 18:37, Reply)
i pinned and glued some bits to a mask
now I'm cooking tea.

My guinea pigs are eating all the grass
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 21 May 2012, 18:37, Reply)
all the grass?

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 21 May 2012, 19:51, Reply)
well I was hoping they'd finish all teh
grass which I couldn't reach with the lawn mower as I hadn't got an extension lead
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 21 May 2012, 20:06, Reply)
I'm now off to clean office toilets in New Cross.
Things you do to help the family business eh. I can't wait.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 21 May 2012, 18:40, Reply)
*waves out of the window at Baz*

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 21 May 2012, 19:52, Reply)
Having a beer
Then later on, I'm making Cottage pie, should be nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 21 May 2012, 18:59, Reply)

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