I have the door wide open
the warm evening is coming to me.
(berk, Fri 25 May 2012, 20:50, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

to me on my tits
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 May 2012, 20:51, Reply)

I like how "Getting on my tits" and "Coming on my tits" are two completely oppersite things. I think. I donno.
Is coming on someone's tits a good thing? I'd guess it's prefferable to other places. Ladies, help a shut-in out, is coming on your tits a good thing or a bad thing? Does it all depend on context? I'd imagine if you're trying to get preggers, then it would be a bad thing; if you're giving a blowie or handjob, and you're in a possition to wipe yourself down (such as in a bedroom rather than a resturant), then it would be a good thing.

I'm just not sure, I've never given it much thought until now.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 25 May 2012, 20:59, Reply)

I've never cum on someone's tits.
Or anywhere else besides their fanny, come to think of it. The fact I'm a bareback or nothing guy means it's a wonder how I'm not currently a father. I dunno. Nor do I care seeing as I've only slept with someone that wasn't a girlfriend besides one occasion.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 25 May 2012, 21:02, Reply)

you haven't lived till you yiffed in a bird's ear

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 May 2012, 21:04, Reply)

I'm just so gosh darn pleased to be making an aquiantance that I never thought to question it.
Mate, if you were your own bigger brother, what would you say to yourself about going bareback or nowt? I'm pretty sure you've mentioned prozzys and one nighters before =S
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 25 May 2012, 21:08, Reply)

I've never shagged a brass and I never, ever would.
Half the enjoyment of sex is that the other person wants to have sex with you. That's my take on it, anyway. I've had one one night stand before as mentioned above, and I felt horrible about it regardless of whether I used protection or not. If you and your partner are in a stable relationship I don't see what the problem is. Plus I wouldn't be able to reach the finish line in a million years if I wore a rubber.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 25 May 2012, 21:15, Reply)

gay

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 May 2012, 21:18, Reply)

I ain't been with a brass, but I don't see whats wrong with it as long as she isn't forced into it in any shape or form.
One thing I'd hate is for someone to regret being with me, the whole treating a girl like shit thing isn't my cup of tea. I don't mind if they were indifferent, but to know that someone properly regrets ever meeting me would undo and outweight any phsyical pleasure.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 25 May 2012, 21:26, Reply)

I don't think there's anything wrong with it.
Well, actually, I suppose I do because I find it difficult to extract my opinion about the whole 'sex' thing from the situation. I don't want to sleep with someone I haven't been seeing for at least a reasonable amount of time. People are different, I get that, but sex for sex's sake is just not for me. I like people as actual people too much. I'm not in relationships for the physical side of it, I just like spending time with girls who make me happy. Sex isn't a bonus or anything, that's just as big a part of it. But I'm not doing it with any old person just for the sake of twenty minutes of fun in the sack.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 25 May 2012, 21:32, Reply)

I think it's a visual thing for most men
or a domination thing. I have had boyfriends who particularly liked to do it, and others which weren't that bothered. Myself, I don't mind where it goes as long as you don't get it in my eyes. Or hair, preferably.
(berk, Fri 25 May 2012, 21:06, Reply)

*spidermans*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 May 2012, 21:19, Reply)

Yeah', that makes sense.
When I was a teen, I was mates with this couple, and he would tell me, in private, how he loves not telling her when he's gonna finish in her mouth. And she would tell me, how she hated that so much, that it would have her in tears. Then one day, she held it in her mouth and snogged him. Funnily enough, he never did that again. Proper made me lol when they were telling it from their point of view to me in private.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 25 May 2012, 21:20, Reply)

Ahaha, grim
it's polite to give warning, just so's you know.
(berk, Fri 25 May 2012, 21:27, Reply)

a punch to the groin usually works

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 May 2012, 21:31, Reply)

Meh, if you're giving someone a blowjob
it's reasonable to expect to have to swallow at some point. It's not that bad. I'd be pretty damn offended if a guy refused to go down on me because 'he didn't like the taste'.
(berk, Fri 25 May 2012, 21:34, Reply)

O'course, I guess the timings all gone out the window now that you can pause live TV... before, you could tell because the adverts have finished.
And its generally followed by a stream of gratitude and apologising during the next ad break.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 25 May 2012, 21:36, Reply)

If the weather was ejaculating
I'd have the door closed.
(berk, Fri 25 May 2012, 21:03, Reply)

over cast with showers of man fat

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 May 2012, 21:06, Reply)

Yeah, I think I'd stay in
I certainly wouldn't want to cycle to work in it.
(berk, Fri 25 May 2012, 21:08, Reply)