Ok, so you fatties struggled with yesterday's suggestion of fasting for a couple of days a week.
There are various campaigns out there encouraging people to go vegetarian for one day a week*.
Could any of you militant omnivores cope without consuming flesh for a day, or longer?
What would you eat?

Alt: What is it that you find so attractive about my mum? She really isn't interested in sleeping with any of you. The woman is nearly 70 for Christ's sake.

*Not from me, I don't care what you eat.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 15:37, 175 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

No.
alt: I like her sandpapery minge.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 8 Aug 2012, 15:38, Reply)

Do you think you could be Windy Pig-Style Quorn just for this thread?
I'd like your posts to be suitable for vegetarians to read.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 15:40, Reply)

Sausages.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 8 Aug 2012, 15:41, Reply)

i've gotta go out for a bit,
but can someone do me a favour and reply to any vegetarians that pop up with meaty replies.
Thanks in advance.

Piggily Wiggily.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 8 Aug 2012, 15:42, Reply)

Burgers

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 15:43, Reply)

I mean: no problem, wup.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 15:43, Reply)

Vegetarian alternative:
www.quorn.co.uk/products/31/burgers/
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 16:11, Reply)

I went weekday vege for about a month.
But thats because I was saving money and had shit tons of stuff in my cupboards to use up.
It's not a problem but you do need to have a bit of imagination.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 15:38, Reply)

That's going to rule out a fair few people from here then.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 15:40, Reply)

I imagine you being tortured to death
every time I read one of your posts. It helps, a little.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 15:45, Reply)

That is just you reconnecting with the ancient British tradition of torturing people to death.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 15:46, Reply)

There's a line of rustic torture going back into prehistory
only broken by the Industrial Revolution.

*tortures around Maypole*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 15:47, Reply)

I like to eat your mum
Eating vegetarian food makes you gay, FACT
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 15:41, Reply)

Most homosexuals are meat eaters.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 15:43, Reply)

most people are meat eaters, which measn you can attach this logic to any group you like
apart from vegetarians they are gayers
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 15:46, Reply)

No they're not.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 15:47, Reply)

+ in the UK
I don't consider the restb of the world in myt sweeping statements
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 15:49, Reply)

the restb of the world in myt sweeping statements any of what I type before I post.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 15:51, Reply)

does anyone?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 15:53, Reply)

Any of what you type?
No.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 15:54, Reply)

Some independent market studies suggest that vegetarians constitute 7% to 11% of the UK adult population
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 15:55, Reply)

constitute 7% to 11% of the UK adult population are bent, especially the fucking WOMAD cunts in Slade-land
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 15:59, Reply)

Alroight Montay?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 16:03, Reply)

Hahahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 16:04, Reply)

Footsteps on the dance floor
reminds me baby of you.

Oh, sorry
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 16:39, Reply)

Definitely, two of my favourite things to cook can be entirely veggie.
Alt: Nothing.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 15:42, Reply)

I don't eat meat all that often, anyway
2 or 3 times a week, maybe. Sandwiches would be tricky as they require ham. Eggs however, I could not do without. I hung around with animal rights dudes who were vegan for a while, but it all seems like a lot of effort.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 15:42, Reply)

I went to the pale, undernourished side ten years ago.
It hasn't killed me, although I do now look like I'm dying from AIDS.
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 15:43, Reply)

Done correctly
veggie diets can be pretty good (the housemate who was veggie always cooked way nicer things than me and always had spare, so I lived off that for a while)
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 15:44, Reply)

rib eye

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 15:49, Reply)

Vegetarian alternative:
www.quorn.co.uk/products/19/steak-strips/
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 16:09, Reply)

I'm afraid you are dying from AIDS
This can happen if you go veggie and then switch back.
Soz.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 15:45, Reply)

one of my colleagues told a student
that if you go veggie your canines drop out. If you want to eat meat again you have to have fake ones put in
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 15:46, Reply)

I don't have any canines in my top row of teeth
Yet my premolars have developed a pointy, canine-like appearance.
It's almost like my teeth want to eat meat.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 15:49, Reply)

Seems to me
your students are thick as pigshit.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 8 Aug 2012, 15:50, Reply)

I didn't go back.
I'm sure I read somewhere though that if you go without meat for long enough, it becomes poison to your body. Although that does sound like complete bollocks to me.
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 15:51, Reply)

That's an utter lie.
My brother lived on vegetables for 15 years and cracked eventually and has gone totally the other way. I got a text about how he has 'a heart in the freezer' once.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 15:57, Reply)

Thanks "Monty Dahmer"

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 16:01, Reply)

we had one in the fridge at work, once
but that was for a prop
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 16:02, Reply)

Gammon.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 8 Aug 2012, 16:00, Reply)

Heigh-ho
/Anthony Rowley
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 16:02, Reply)

I read that in a Jamaican accent

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 16:02, Reply)

Don't get me wrong, I'm not against the whole idea of meat, just the killing to obtain it.
I'd be in favour of in vitro meat if more work was done to produce it on a large scale without the additives and hormones that turn anyone who eats it into a swelling, Tetsuo-like blob.
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 16:05, Reply)

Vegetarian alternative:
www.quorn.co.uk/products/78/bacon-style-slices/
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 16:09, Reply)

GTFO

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 16:13, Reply)

'urry up 'Arry gammon
/sham69
(Kid Presentable, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 16:09, Reply)

I was watching Sham 69 at Rock Against Racism in Victoria Park
as part of a punk doc the other day, and live they were great, despite their shit records. I was surprised. I was also surprised to discover that Cockney Rejects were excellent.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 16:17, Reply)

I ate vegetarian a good three days a week growing up
as we had a giant garden and no money. I have no problem at all with it, just not all the time if possible. I'd rather eat no meat than shit meat.

I had a salad with griddled aubergine, halloumi and aubergine dip, with grilled flatbreads with rosemary, olive oil and sea salt on them, last Sunday and it was absolutely delicious, didn't miss the meat at all. I don't mind Quorn mince either as long as you put a fair bit of fat with it.

Alt: I hate your mum but she won't stop pestering me for cock and I give in every now and then just to shut her stupid gob for a fucking minute.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 15:44, Reply)

you have to be careful of that dried veggie mince, mind
if you don't hydrate it properly is swells up after you've eaten it, making you feel very poorly
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 15:45, Reply)

Like a pigeon eating dry rice.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 15:48, Reply)

very much so
I advise not sitting in a cinema when the affect kicks in
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 15:54, Reply)

shart?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 15:59, Reply)

just painful

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 16:00, Reply)

when you sharted?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 16:03, Reply)

But it felt soooo good

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 16:03, Reply)

A self-preparing bird.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 15:57, Reply)

that salad sounds nice, but needs less aubergine and more meat

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 15:50, Reply)

Some marinated lamb wouldn't have gone amiss but it was a good meal nonetheless

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 15:53, Reply)

BBQed lamb, butterflied with garlic and rosemary
Possibly a touch of anchovy
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 16:01, Reply)

Vegetarian alternative:
www.quorn.co.uk/products/32/lamb-style-grills/
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 16:07, Reply)

*passes*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 16:08, Reply)

GTFO

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 16:12, Reply)

Pan-fried liver.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 8 Aug 2012, 16:01, Reply)

Amy Winehouses parents are on that channel 4 program 4 rooms
flogging a dress of hers, it seems to be impossibly bad taste
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 15:48, Reply)

I hate 'Mitch' Winehouse A LOT.
He's sometimes decribed as 'singer Mitch Winehouse' now, the fucking cash-in ghoul. CUNT.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 15:49, Reply)

I've turned over to Korea V Chia ping-pong
That might be the name of the sport or the two competitors, i'm not sure
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 15:51, Reply)

Not a problem
for example, veg lasagne made with roasted veg is well nom nom nom. Plenty more good veggie stuff too.
However tonight is BBQ weather so steak it shall be!
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 15:49, Reply)

BBQ on Saturday for the 'cow household
nomnomnomnom
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 15:58, Reply)

You're barbecuing your own family?
You monster.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 15:59, Reply)

But they are so tasty!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 16:00, Reply)

spitroastlolz

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 16:09, Reply)

Barbecues meat is fucking ace.
The combination of fire, meat and booze is awesome.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 8 Aug 2012, 15:58, Reply)

+outside +sun = perfect

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 15:59, Reply)

^^^this

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 16:05, Reply)

Last Saturday I was on BBQ duty at the in-laws
Fucking great it was! Massive quantities of Stella and top notch meat to eat
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 16:06, Reply)

I hope it was a charcoal grill,
and not a gas one. Hmmm? Well?
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 8 Aug 2012, 16:08, Reply)

Gas BBQ = outside cooker
not a BBQ.
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 16:08, Reply)

*crosses arms*
*nods*
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 16:10, Reply)

*nods also*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 16:12, Reply)

Applauds.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 8 Aug 2012, 16:12, Reply)

I limit meat to a few times a week now, girly health reasons.
But make sure it's quality kit. Good quality bacon/gammon is one of the nicest meats around.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 8 Aug 2012, 15:52, Reply)

I eat meat every day as I like it
I could easily go a week or more without, but I'd prefer not to.

Alt:
Her colon
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 15:55, Reply)

cereal for breakfast
cheese salad sandwich for lunch with crisps
some kind of non-meat-stuffed pasta with non-meat sauce for dinner.

Simple. I've done it a time or two, it's not going to kill you.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 15:56, Reply)

pepperoni

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 8 Aug 2012, 16:02, Reply)

Kroney

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 16:03, Reply)

Vegetarian alternative:
www.quorn.co.uk/products/79/pepperoni-style-slices/
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 16:06, Reply)

GTFO

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 16:07, Reply)

I've had this
The flavour's not strong enough and the texture's wrong.
BECAUSE IT'S NOT MEAT
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 16:21, Reply)

I've never tried it
I'm just upsetting the meat eaters.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 16:25, Reply)

*takes solace in bacon*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 16:26, Reply)

The father-in-laws BBQ is more of a flat plate
I managed to BBQ pepperoni slices for addition to burgers
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 16:09, Reply)

that is the aussie way of bbq-ing I believe

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 16:11, Reply)

He made his own BBQ
It is a flat sheet of steel with holes drilled in it, rather than bars. Works very well and no sausage loss
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 16:18, Reply)

That fat US cunt Guy Fieri
has the most superb outdoor kitchen out the back of his house. The fat, lucky wanker. Who is fat.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 16:13, Reply)

it might, what if you need the strength to liftt a medium weight girder off you
if you've only been eating veggies you'll be trapped
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 16:02, Reply)

SuperHam?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 16:03, Reply)

SuperTed's less successful cousin

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 16:05, Reply)

Vegetarian alternative:
www.quorn.co.uk/products/57/ham-style-slices/
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 16:10, Reply)

GTFO

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 16:11, Reply)

cheese gives you strength
Just make sure it's mature.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 16:04, Reply)

paedocheese

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 16:04, Reply)

cheese gives you a gut

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 16:05, Reply)

You need that friendly cheese bacteria shite

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 16:06, Reply)

I make home made curry once a week
And it rarely has meat in it.

Alt: I like her generous nature. And her lack of gag reflex.
(Kid Presentable, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 16:12, Reply)

I make a generic curry sauce then split it
Half meat, half veg. Then pimp it with different spices/herbs accordingly
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 16:20, Reply)

If lamb was cheaper than it is I'd have that all the time
I tend to just go for brocolli, cauli, onion, chickpeas, that sort of thing. And if there's anything dangerously close to 'the turn' that goes in too.
(Kid Presentable, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 16:23, Reply)

Potato and sweet potato are excellent in coconut milk type curries

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 16:24, Reply)

Definitely
I prefer coconut milk based to tomato. LOLopinions.
(Kid Presentable, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 16:25, Reply)

Mustard seeds, load of onion and chilli and coconut milk does a good curry sauce make

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 16:26, Reply)

That's pretty much the same as mine
Plus ground coriander and cumin, then about 20 minutes before the end I whack in some methi, cumin seeds and bit more chili. FUCKING WELL NICE MUSH.
(Kid Presentable, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 16:28, Reply)

Making your own flatbread is also stupidly easy
Not quite as good as naan from a takeaway, but a lot better than the supermarket pre-made stuff.
(Kid Presentable, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 16:32, Reply)

Cheese makes you sneeze.
Veggies give you wedgies.
Meat makes you neat.
Pies tell you lies.

ETC
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 16:18, Reply)

Eggs hurt my legs

(Kid Presentable, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 16:24, Reply)

Quorn gives me the fackin' 'orn! *
* Quorn does not give me the horn
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 16:25, Reply)

Rabbit feeds my habit
Afternoon all
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 16:27, Reply)

Dubble Aitch! Yo!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 16:31, Reply)

SUPPPP BOI!!!!

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 16:32, Reply)

I'm going to be a silly boy tonight. Can't wait!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 16:34, Reply)

Dare I ask?
I've been out most of the day, I'm in the office looking like I'm typing a report and will fuck off for a pint in about 15mins
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 16:36, Reply)

Off round a mate's to hear his new demos, eat his grub and sniff his drugges.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 16:37, Reply)

Sounds like a great night
*Thanks Mate*
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 16:38, Reply)

Innit. He's one of my oldest pals too, so many lols shall be had*


*at the expense of people we used to know
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 16:39, Reply)

Work tomorrow?
If so line the stomach well, once you get into your music it will be 3am before you look at the clock.
How many days left till little one (not Battered) is reunited?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 16:43, Reply)

FRIDAY!!!
I am so excited that the Pointer Sisters have written a song about it for me.

Yes work tomorrow but I am a seasoned veteran so all will be well.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 16:54, Reply)

*Grabs a Crunchie Bar*
And searchs for Pointer Sister Tracks.

***ON SECOND THOUGHTS LOGS OUT AND FUCKS OFF TO THE PUB ***
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 16:58, Reply)

Eff that chocolate shit Double H, eff it to heck!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 17:00, Reply)

drugges fingers
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 16:43, Reply)

Afternoon LIC

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 16:44, Reply)

Ar'ernoon Hartles
Working for a living sucks. They expect me to do stuff and alsorts.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 16:47, Reply)

I did lots of driving around today
And Having meetings where we talked about anything non-work related.
I think your pulled pork cob was even mentioned at one point
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 16:50, Reply)

Rhyming slang lolz

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 16:56, Reply)

Chili stings my willy

(Kid Presentable, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 16:28, Reply)

Bread rolls make you terrible internet trolls

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 16:29, Reply)

Bread rolls make you terrible at fitting a phrase into the correct number of syllabolls.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 16:38, Reply)

Tough steak makes your jaw ache

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 17:00, Reply)

40 minutes, for that?
Oh AA.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 17:01, Reply)

where's dozer?
is the hamster dozing for good yet?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 17:03, Reply)

He's hanging in there.
Please don't bully him.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 17:05, Reply)

Sorry, stupidly busy at the minute, only just saw the thread

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 17:14, Reply)

ly busy at the minute, only just saw the thread

It's OK AA, we know, we know.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 17:17, Reply)

afternoon losers
have i missed anything? ladbrokes have "no" at 2:1, but thought i'd check.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 16:57, Reply)

Alright Swipola?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 17:03, Reply)

You missed the TNT diver here
telling me all about the time he met 'Lenny' from Motorhead.

That was nice.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 17:06, Reply)

Diver?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 17:06, Reply)

Yes, diver.
Because of the Olympics TNT are sending out divers on their vans. It's all very 'TEAM GB'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 17:09, Reply)

I'm all about TEAM GB!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 17:09, Reply)

I've heard a rumour you know about 'vinyl'
I've found a job lot of tat LPs in a junk shop, but there's a few limited edition promo 12 inches in there too. Where's the best place to check what they're worth?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 8 Aug 2012, 17:09, Reply)

Discogs.com

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 17:10, Reply)

Thanks Monty

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 8 Aug 2012, 17:10, Reply)

Or Musicstack

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 17:14, Reply)

Cheers

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 8 Aug 2012, 17:15, Reply)

It's an odd thing
but sometimes white labels and promos are not worth as much as the pic sleeve proper release. collectors are fucking weird.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 17:16, Reply)

No, they seem to be the real sleeves
just have 'Not for resale' stamped on them.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 8 Aug 2012, 17:17, Reply)

Doesn't really mean much.
Unless the promo has otherwise unavailable tracks/ mixes, or is from a highly collectible label, then not worth much.

What are the records in question?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 17:19, Reply)

Oh, just numbers 001-100 on some label called Mo Wax?
I've paid Beth £10 for the lot because I'm nice like that.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 17:21, Reply)

I'll give you £15 for the lot.
You can keep the 'swaps' as well.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 17:22, Reply)

Condition is all.
If you have ringwear (lol) or sleeve damage the value plummets.

You can still make on them but 'proper' collectors ie spastics have a real problem with damage even if the thing plays perfectly. This is fucking stupid. I have no problem with reissues etc vs originals particularly new ones as often they're remastered to massive improvement.

Best example I can think of offhand here is the New York Dolls LPs which sound fucking dreadful unless you get the reissues done in the past year or two.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 17:20, Reply)

When I was in Crash in Leeds on Monday they had a vinyl reissue of The Stooges.
I nearly bought it.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 17:22, Reply)

and then what happened?

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 17:22, Reply)

I bought an Arab Strap album instead.
Times are tough.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 17:23, Reply)

Refridgerated anecdote, male sibling.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 17:24, Reply)

Yeah
a cursory search seems to indicate an average price of a couple of quid for each of them. Totally not worth my effort to buy the whole box and try to shift a lot of James Last tat alongside these ones.

Thanks for your help though, boys.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 8 Aug 2012, 17:22, Reply)

Oh, the last one is worth a bit more.
US import by a guy called Paulinho da Costa. Sings in portuguese, so I'm guessing Brazilian.

Still only worth about £15 though, so I won't bother.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 8 Aug 2012, 17:25, Reply)

Sell it to Tangles.
He's an Andy Kershaw idiot.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 17:27, Reply)

Needs moar stalking.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 17:27, Reply)

Needs less access to the Isle of Man.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 17:28, Reply)

your mum

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 17:19, Reply)

Actually
one of them is reggae/dance hall, so my mum would probably *love* it.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 8 Aug 2012, 17:21, Reply)

Yuh inna big chobble

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 17:25, Reply)

For a white lass from Yorkshire, she's well into reggae.
Even went out with a black trumpet player in a band, the dirty skank.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 8 Aug 2012, 17:26, Reply)

Mi wud radda yu nuh chat to mi

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 17:28, Reply)

OMFG what is wrong with people?
I've just gone to the bog and there's piss EVERYWHERE. Whoever was in this cubicle last obviously views the pan as more the guideline than the rule as he's liberally drenched most of the area. I'm going to have to hang around in this piss-soaked hell until I'm sure the bathroom's empty otherwise people are going to think it was me.

No fair :(
( Kroney, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 17:25, Reply)

I smell wee wee, I smell poo, I wonder who done it, was it you?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 17:27, Reply)

Sorry about that.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 17:27, Reply)

Imagine, if you will, a happy little elephant frolicking in a river
trunk spraying a thick plume of water all over its back.

Yeah, like that.
( Kroney, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 17:30, Reply)