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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I swear to God, when I leave this place I am going to punch somebody.
He's one of those passive-aggressive pricks that is all nice to you to your face and then talks about you behind your back. My only comfort is that everybody around here knows he's likes this and dislikes him intensely for it.
Is there anybody at your job that your fists itch around?
Alt: Or make it happy! Is there anybody at your work that you'd really miss if you left?
( , Thu 9 Aug 2012, 11:13, 26 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
He's one of those passive-aggressive pricks that is all nice to you to your face and then talks about you behind your back. My only comfort is that everybody around here knows he's likes this and dislikes him intensely for it.
Is there anybody at your job that your fists itch around?
Alt: Or make it happy! Is there anybody at your work that you'd really miss if you left?
( , Thu 9 Aug 2012, 11:13, 26 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
nope.
There is a girl that I want to carry like a bowling ball though.
( , Thu 9 Aug 2012, 11:14, Reply)
There is a girl that I want to carry like a bowling ball though.
( , Thu 9 Aug 2012, 11:14, Reply)
Yeah, he's an arrogant bpricki who thinks he knows everything, luckily i have almost nothing to do with him
alt: she left already :(
( , Thu 9 Aug 2012, 11:20, Reply)
alt: she left already :(
( , Thu 9 Aug 2012, 11:20, Reply)
Well you know, if it was a conversation about building a wall, I'd probably take his opinion over yours.
Him being a professional and all. No offence.
( , Thu 9 Aug 2012, 11:23, Reply)
Him being a professional and all. No offence.
( , Thu 9 Aug 2012, 11:23, Reply)
One of our account managers
who seems to have no clue about software, despite working for a software firm for 10 years.
Alt:
All the chaps in my office. Excellent and hilarious every day
( , Thu 9 Aug 2012, 11:24, Reply)
who seems to have no clue about software, despite working for a software firm for 10 years.
Alt:
All the chaps in my office. Excellent and hilarious every day
( , Thu 9 Aug 2012, 11:24, Reply)
There's a guy here who, I maintain, if you'd written his character and some of his behaviour into the original UK version of The Office
he would have been edited out for being too unrealistic.
He's in his mid 40s, and dresses in old, stained tracksuit bottoms and polo shirts, he has HORRIBLY stained and cracked front teeth, his voice - oh god his voice! It's a sneering, sarcastic bored constant monotone, punctuated by patronising sighs, because he's more intelligent than everyone, because he's ... a programmer. He allows his wispy hair and beard to grow for three to six months at a time, then takes it all off.
Further to this, given any opportunity, he'll tell you about the girls he's slept with, and how the gay guys at work all fancy him.
Of course, he's also keen for everyone to know that he's studied ninjitsu, Tai Kwon Do and Karate, and could kill you if he wanted. He's quite, quite wonderful as long as you don't have to encounter him.
( , Thu 9 Aug 2012, 11:28, Reply)
he would have been edited out for being too unrealistic.
He's in his mid 40s, and dresses in old, stained tracksuit bottoms and polo shirts, he has HORRIBLY stained and cracked front teeth, his voice - oh god his voice! It's a sneering, sarcastic bored constant monotone, punctuated by patronising sighs, because he's more intelligent than everyone, because he's ... a programmer. He allows his wispy hair and beard to grow for three to six months at a time, then takes it all off.
Further to this, given any opportunity, he'll tell you about the girls he's slept with, and how the gay guys at work all fancy him.
Of course, he's also keen for everyone to know that he's studied ninjitsu, Tai Kwon Do and Karate, and could kill you if he wanted. He's quite, quite wonderful as long as you don't have to encounter him.
( , Thu 9 Aug 2012, 11:28, Reply)
There's this one chap who gets all the attention from the ladies, he doesn't do what he's supposed to do,
He's not adverse to manipulating people to get his own way, his work is mostly shit too, he can't even do a full days work without a bloody rest in the afternoon. I HATE HIM, I swear the only good part of my day is when his mum picks him up. Four year old prick
( , Thu 9 Aug 2012, 11:30, Reply)
He's not adverse to manipulating people to get his own way, his work is mostly shit too, he can't even do a full days work without a bloody rest in the afternoon. I HATE HIM, I swear the only good part of my day is when his mum picks him up. Four year old prick
( , Thu 9 Aug 2012, 11:30, Reply)
what the fuck is wrong with you
actually don't answer that we don't have the bandwidth
( , Thu 9 Aug 2012, 11:40, Reply)
actually don't answer that we don't have the bandwidth
( , Thu 9 Aug 2012, 11:40, Reply)
There's this really pathetic French guy in IT
I try to be nice to him whenever I talk to him face to face.
Recently when other colleagues have been talking about him behind his back, I have joined in with them.
I try to remain passive with him, but sometime I can feel myself coming across as passive-aggressive.
Strangely he seems to think that I'm the one that everyone dislikes.
Also, he keeps scratching his fists all the time.
( , Thu 9 Aug 2012, 11:42, Reply)
I try to be nice to him whenever I talk to him face to face.
Recently when other colleagues have been talking about him behind his back, I have joined in with them.
I try to remain passive with him, but sometime I can feel myself coming across as passive-aggressive.
Strangely he seems to think that I'm the one that everyone dislikes.
Also, he keeps scratching his fists all the time.
( , Thu 9 Aug 2012, 11:42, Reply)
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